'Guilty secret' pashes.

[Sir C]

I have two.

1. Geri Halliwell.

Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

2. Karen Danczuk

Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?

[Burney]

I have two.

1. Geri Halliwell.

Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

2. Karen Danczuk

Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?

Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.

[Sir C]

Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.

Oh lordy yes! Yes!

You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."
:nod:
It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I have hundreds

e.g
The President of Croatia
Priti Patel
Natasha Hamilton
Angela Hartnett
etc

[Burney]

Oh lordy yes! Yes!

You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.

Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.

[Sir C]

Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.

There can be no true beauty without decay.

[SWv2]

I have two.

1. Geri Halliwell.

Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

2. Karen Danczuk

Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?

Zoe Ball.

Even though she is possibly a bloke.

[Sir C]

I have hundreds

e.g
The President of Croatia
Priti Patel
Natasha Hamilton
Angela Hartnett
etc

Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom :-(

[Burney]

Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."
:nod:
It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it

Yes. Those and the near-certainty that she'd be yours for nothing more than a kind word and a large Pinot Grigio. :cloud9:

[Sir C]

Zoe Ball.

Even though she is possibly a bloke.

She has a very masculine voice, but I can see where you're coming from.

Have you been watching that programme on BBC4, or is it Sky Arts, about 80s music with Midge Ure and some bird?

It's been good.

[Burney]

Zoe Ball.

Even though she is possibly a bloke.

I've been up close with Zoe Ball and was genuinely surprised how attractive I found her in person, having never felt any stirrings when I saw her on TV.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom "

I want her to shag me, not stuff me

[Sir C]

Sir C "Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom "

I want her to shag me, not stuff me

Scary, really scary. What about Monica off Masterchef? She's a cook and she's even more scary than Angela.

[Burney]

Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom :-(

Yes, we oughtn't to seek to shame anyone in this context, but. Angela Harnett is a genuinely alarming choice.

Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Am I correct in suggesting that Zoe Ball is rather tall ?

[SWv2]

She has a very masculine voice, but I can see where you're coming from.

Have you been watching that programme on BBC4, or is it Sky Arts, about 80s music with Midge Ure and some bird?

It's been good.

Bits and pieces. Kim from Mel & Kim, a one hit wonder from said period I think.

I do enjoy the TOTP re-runs on said channel, seem to include quite a bit of the mighty Style Council given the era.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from."
No, none of that
It's her voice mainly

Emily Thornberry also comes to mind

[Sir C]

Bits and pieces. Kim from Mel & Kim, a one hit wonder from said period I think.

I do enjoy the TOTP re-runs on said channel, seem to include quite a bit of the mighty Style Council given the era.

Midge's banter with Geldof was quite magical.

[Burney]

There can be no true beauty without decay.

Legium pro Britannium.

[Burney]

Am I correct in suggesting that Zoe Ball is rather tall ?

About 5'10" I'd guess.

[Burney]

Burney "Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from."
No, none of that
It's her voice mainly

Emily Thornberry also comes to mind

Fvcking hell, s! :-(

Mind you, political divisions don't matter. I was thinking only today that I'd do absolutely monstrous things to that silly 'EU Supergirl' tart.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I have just checked her out
Spherical faced 23 year old with a Northern accent
Presumably the Supergirl costume comes into play too

[Burney]

I have just checked her out
Spherical faced 23 year old with a Northern accent
Presumably the Supergirl costume comes into play too

Yes. There's a pattern developing here, isn't there? :sherlock:

I blame spending the years between 18 and 21 in Leeds.

[IUFG]

Zoe Ball.

Even though she is possibly a bloke.

:nod: she is her dad.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I can see a Supergirl / C3P0 mashup/coming together scenario there

[7sisters]

F*ck me. I’m in a state of shock just reading this thread.. Deviants to a man.. :puke:

C’s the only normal one here. At least his choices were female

[Sir C]

F*ck me. I’m in a state of shock just reading this thread.. Deviants to a man.. :puke:

How about Polly Toynbee, eh? Eh?

[IUFG]

How about Polly Toynbee, eh? Eh?

a temperance spoon in human form...

[Peter]

Fvcking hell, s! :-(

Mind you, political divisions don't matter. I was thinking only today that I'd do absolutely monstrous things to that silly 'EU Supergirl' tart.


What EU Supergirl?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

7Sisters "At least his choices were female"

He also likes a perennial SJW protester of non determinate gender called Jack

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Look up Madeleina Kay

[IUFG]

Look up Madeleina Kay

the one on the right?

https://i0.wp.com/www.albawhitewolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/meandalba3.png?resize=620%2C643

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I think Burney's just retreated to his shed and hung a Back In 5 sign on the handle

[Sir C]

the one on the right?

https://i0.wp.com/www.albawhitewolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/meandalba3.png?resize=620%2C643

Hard to judge unless you have a pic of her in her pants, i.

Do you have a pic of her in her pants, i?

[Burney]

Hard to judge unless you have a pic of her in her pants, i.

Do you have a pic of her in her pants, i?

:nod: The outfit is absolutely key to the whole thing. She would have to be wearing that while I did various ethically questionable - and possibly illegal - things to her.

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[Sir C]

:nod: The outfit is absolutely key to the whole thing. She would have to be wearing that while I did various ethically questionable - and possibly illegal - things to her.

965

You want to do a sex at her, don't you? Admit it, you criminal!

[Burney]

You want to do a sex at her, don't you? Admit it, you criminal!

:nod: I want us to achieve Customs Union. I want tariff-free access to her Single Market. I want to freely move my goods and services into her various ports.

[IUFG]

:nod: I want us to achieve Customs Union. I want tariff-free access to her Single Market. I want to freely move my goods and services into her various ports.

she needs to get a bit of consistency with her kit, imo

https://cloud.lovinmalta.com/images/uploads/2018/06/_featuredImage/Mada-Cover.png?mtime=20180603110505

Supergirl, wonderwoman, union flag jackets... its a shambles

[Burney]

she needs to get a bit of consistency with her kit, imo

https://cloud.lovinmalta.com/images/uploads/2018/06/_featuredImage/Mada-Cover.png?mtime=20180603110505

Supergirl, wonderwoman, union flag jackets... its a shambles

She needs a change of clothes, tbf. I imagine the original Supergi outfit gets a bit stinky after a few wea...back in 5.

[Peter]

She needs a change of clothes, tbf. I imagine the original Supergi outfit gets a bit stinky after a few wea...back in 5.

This all seems just extremely annoying. Not sure I really get it at all.

[Burney]

This all seems just extremely annoying. Not sure I really get it at all.

Oh, she’s very annoying, p. But I’ve no interest in talking to her. I’d just get in, do some deeply immoral shít to her and be on my way.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg

[Burney]

The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg

Can't be doing with her, h. She has terrible posture, no tits and she dresses like someone who thinks that having spindly legs is the same as having good legs.

In short: I wouldn't touch her with yours.

[SWv2]

The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg

What about Brexit H?

Would her management of the issue not put you off?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

What about Brexit H?

Would her management of the issue not put you off?

Au contraire. I'd be pounding her doggy style shouting "take that to Brussels and see if it gets you any concessions you dirty old posh bint you!"

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Can't be doing with her, h. She has terrible posture, no tits and she dresses like someone who thinks that having spindly legs is the same as having good legs.

In short: I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Touching her with mine would entail you touching mine wouldn't it ...hmm? Shall we rendezvous in the wánking shed b?

[Luis Anaconda]

Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.
Not sure it's a Guilty one if you mean the one from Car Share, she's cute

[Burney]

Touching her with mine would entail you touching mine wouldn't it ...hmm? Shall we rendezvous in the wánking shed b?

No. I would employ tongs for this purpose. I would then obviously burn the tongs afterwards.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

No. I would employ tongs for this purpose. I would then obviously burn the tongs afterwards.

Have to be somewhat large tongs b as your mother will testify. Failing that ask SW's mum, another dirty auld Irish hag.

[Burney]

Have to be somewhat large tongs b as your mother will testify. Failing that ask SW's mum, another dirty auld Irish hag.

These should do the trick, h.

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[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I have two.

1. Geri Halliwell.

Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.

2. Karen Danczuk

Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.

Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?



Back in the day....it was Michelle Collins, Cindy from Eastenders. Working class, wait, council estate shagger.