I had a go one one of those emergency slides on a 747 yesterday.

[Pat Vegas]

great fun.

hopefully never will have to do it again.

[Luis Anaconda]

great fun.

hopefully never will have to do it again.

Did you remove your heels?

[Pat Vegas]

Did you remove your heels?

I had to wear some grandad type slippers and a jumpsuit.
I'll pack some next time I travel.

[Luis Anaconda]

I had to wear some grandad type slippers and a jumpsuit.
I'll pack some next time I travel.

How was Guantanamo?

[Peter]

I had to wear some grandad type slippers and a jumpsuit.
I'll pack some next time I travel.

That does sound like tremendous fun. I assume you are not allowed to do it with a fag on.

In an emergency situation I would definitely be smoking.....

[Luis Anaconda]

That does sound like tremendous fun. I assume you are not allowed to do it with a fag on.

In an emergency situation I would definitely be smoking.....

I'd be raiding the drinks trolley. tbf no need for the emergency

[Pat Vegas]

That does sound like tremendous fun. I assume you are not allowed to do it with a fag on.

In an emergency situation I would definitely be smoking.....

yeah bunch of squares never want us to have any fun. I had a go on the raft too. I don't fancy that much if it was real.

[Pat Vegas]

How was Guantanamo?

I escaped.
the worst bit is we had to wear these suits over our normal clothes and it's boiling hot.
boiler suits innit

[Burney]

great fun.

hopefully never will have to do it again.

Were you at Farnborough, f?

[Peter]

I'd be raiding the drinks trolley. tbf no need for the emergency

The little cans are a bit annoying. THey look at you like you're a pisshead if you ask for three at a time :)

[Pat Vegas]

Were you at Farnborough, f?

Virgin's training facility just outside Gatwick. for a 'fun' afternoon
to be honest it was fun and I really enjoyed it.

[IUFG]

Virgin's training facility just outside Gatwick. for a 'fun' afternoon
to be honest it was fun and I really enjoyed it.

Gatwick, though...

What a pain in the arse that place is to get to.

[Luis Anaconda]

The little cans are a bit annoying. THey look at you like you're a pisshead if you ask for three at a time :)

I rarely drink on the plane these days - but since my flights are usually at ridiculous hours and only between Munich and London I tend to just sleep. Which reminds me I need a few days back in London soon

[IUFG]

I rarely drink on the plane these days - but since my flights are usually at ridiculous hours and only between Munich and London I tend to just sleep. Which reminds me I need a few days back in London soon

Fly with Emirates. They rarely offer you a drink nowadays.

The tight ****s.

[Burney]

Fly with Emirates. They rarely offer you a drink nowadays.

The tight ****s.

Singapore are ace. They can't give you enough booze. They even do a Singapore Sling. It tastes like cough medicine and cheap sweets, of course, but it's the thought that counts.

[Pat Vegas]

Yep. It’s also like a prison with confusing signs

[Peter]

I rarely drink on the plane these days - but since my flights are usually at ridiculous hours and only between Munich and London I tend to just sleep. Which reminds me I need a few days back in London soon

I try not to if possible. A hangover on a long flight is the worst feeling. I had about six pints before a flight to Dubai and woke up with about three hours left. I cant remember feeling worse....

[Peter]

Fly with Emirates. They rarely offer you a drink nowadays.

The tight ****s.

I always used to fly with them, until my company decided we could fly premium economy......

THey will give you whatever you want but they get pretty nasty pretty quick if you get pissed and start causing problems. I saw a bloke arrested when we landed in Dubai and, although he had been a pain in the arse, he hadn't actually done a great deal.