I could make a lot of money if I created an Arsene Wenger wise comment generator.

[eastgermanautos]

An app which one would download to one's phone, of course. Each statement offering a careful balance of wry humor, broken English, and fathomless wisdom. Especially now: the Legacy Version.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

An app which one would download to one's phone, of course. Each statement offering a careful balance of wry humor, broken English, and fathomless wisdom. Especially now: the Legacy Version.

Easy. Always replace "Also" with "Eet eez as well because".

[Ash]

Easy. Always replace "Also" with "Eet eez as well because".

It only just ocurred to me that 'Also' presumably derives from 'Aussi'.

Bloody Normans.