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Burney
07-18-2018, 01:44 PM
So that's not weird at all.

Sir C
07-18-2018, 01:49 PM
So that's not weird at all.

Pretty well all young Thai men do a stint as a monk. It's just a part of their education really and perfectly normal. :shrug:

Burney
07-18-2018, 01:55 PM
Pretty well all young Thai men do a stint as a monk. It's just a part of their education really and perfectly normal. :shrug:

Does it not mean a lifetime of poverty, chastity and obedience, then? What's the point in that?

Sir C
07-18-2018, 02:02 PM
Does it not mean a lifetime of poverty, chastity and obedience, then? What's the point in that?

Nah, they do it for a few months and then go back to the gambling, boozing and whoring so beloved of the Thai male.

All in all, a great bunch of lads in my experience.

Burney
07-18-2018, 02:04 PM
Nah, they do it for a few months and then go back to the gambling, boozing and whoring so beloved of the Thai male.

All in all, a great bunch of lads in my experience.

Fair enough, but it's not proper monking, is it? It's basically a sh1t gap year.

Sir C
07-18-2018, 02:07 PM
Fair enough, but it's not proper monking, is it? It's basically a sh1t gap year.

I'm not sure how you define 'proper monking', but when you are fed by wandering around the streets in the morning with a bowl in which random people dump cooked rice, I'd say that's pretty fúcking austere. Mind you, the robes are a cheerful shade of orange. And I suppose when you get upset about something political you're supposed to set yourself on fire; that's pretty hardcore.

Burney
07-18-2018, 02:19 PM
I'm not sure how you define 'proper monking', but when you are fed by wandering around the streets in the morning with a bowl in which random people dump cooked rice, I'd say that's pretty fúcking austere. Mind you, the robes are a cheerful shade of orange. And I suppose when you get upset about something political you're supposed to set yourself on fire; that's pretty hardcore.

Meh. Monking is hanging around in an old building with a load of other fellas, tonsures, not having any carnal goings on for the rest of your life, itchy, hempen garments, a lot of silence interspersed with plainsong and haunting places for centuries after your death.

Sir C
07-18-2018, 02:22 PM
Meh. Monking is hanging around in an old building with a load of other fellas, tonsures, not having any carnal goings on for the rest of your life, itchy, hempen garments, a lot of silence interspersed with plainsong and haunting places for centuries after your death.

That's an Umberto Eco novel. I'm talking proper monks, particularly those who follow Our Dear Leader, HHDL. :cloud9:

He must be almost dead now. I wonder who the next one will be? Exciting times.

Burney
07-18-2018, 02:26 PM
That's an Umberto Eco novel. I'm talking proper monks, particularly those who follow Our Dear Leader, HHDL. :cloud9:

He must be almost dead now. I wonder who the next one will be? Exciting times.

So how does it work? Do they have to find someone who's born at the same time the old one wears out?

Ash
07-18-2018, 02:32 PM
Meh. Monking is hanging around in an old building with a load of other fellas, tonsures, not having any carnal goings on for the rest of your life, itchy, hempen garments, a lot of silence interspersed with plainsong and haunting places for centuries after your death.

And making beer.

Sir C
07-18-2018, 02:36 PM
So how does it work? Do they have to find someone who's born at the same time the old one wears out?

Hmm, you'd have to consult the scholars for that sort of detail. I am a mere follower of the path, seeker of nirvana, you know the sort of thing.