A prize to anyone who can fill in the last line of this famous celebratory song?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:music:
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Monty,
................
:music:

[Monty92]

:music:
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Monty,
................
:music:

Still a c*nt, still a Jew?

[Peter]

Still a c*nt, still a Jew?

Is it your birthday?

[Monty92]

Is it your birthday?

Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

A kind word or two from you would help....

[Burney]

Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

A kind word or two from you would help....

Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Monty92 "Still a c*nt, still a Jew?"

Quite good
Although you are not such a cund these days

1st Prize is a night babysitting Monty's Anus
or
A night at a s****y restaurant as Monty's guest
(The guest pays)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

** swan.ky restaurant

[Monty92]

Happy Birthday, old horse. What are you now? 30-odd?

A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right. :clap:

If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

I'm 38.

[Peter]

Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

A kind word or two from you would help....

Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925. :(

[Sir C]

Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925. :(

Talking of ant-semitic Labour party members, will you be sending the jack-booted Momentum boys round to deal with the Hoidge woman for daring to tell Our Jeremy the truth?

On a different note, allow me to suggest to you that there is no better song for a hot summer's evening than Jungleland. A live version, for preference.

[Monty92]

Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925. :(

Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Monty shares his birthday with such luminaries as Windy McCall and Dick Button
Machine Gun Kelly died on this day

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Monty92 "Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?"

Jorge designed the cover - Cab Calloway on the front

[Monty92]

Monty shares his birthday with such luminaries as Windy McCall and Dick Button
Machine Gun Kelly died on this day

Mandela too. That's pretty cool.

[Peter]

Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?

Jesus, I didnt know it had photos..... of what??

The Ballot Act 1872 enforced secret ballots all parliamentary and local elections. No mention of referenda.....

I share a birthday with James Early Ray, Bin Laden and, worst of all, Garth Crooks :(

[Burney]

A middle class 30-year-old with two kids? Yeah right. :clap:

If I'd spawned 2 kids by age 30, I wouldn't have Redgunamo on my case the whole time about how my type are to blame for the decline of western civilisation.

I'm 38.

I really can't deal with the idea of you being 38. It makes me feel fvcking ancient :-(

[Burney]

Nice! Did Paul Joseph Goebbels write the photo captions?

Paul Joseph Goebbels? That's the Info Wars guy, right?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Yes! Literally today, I kid you not.

It's been a bit **** so far to be honest, but the day is young I guess.

A kind word or two from you would help....
. . . . . . . . .

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Happy Birthday, and here is your present.

Hitler first published Mein Kampf on your birthday in 1925. :(

Hitler was the author not the publisher.