View Full Version : This new lad, Torreira.
Sir C
07-11-2018, 09:04 AM
He's got those teeth, hasn't he? You know, the ones that look sort of ceramic, or something. They creep me out, those teeth. I had a good friend with such teeth and I could never look at him when he spoke to me, which made our relationship function quite poorly and led to an inevitable misunderstanding, falling out and physical confrontation. :-(
Beware the weird teeth.
Pat Vegas
07-11-2018, 09:20 AM
he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
animal, yes.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/NINTCHDBPICT000418605818.jpg?w={width}
Pat Vegas
07-11-2018, 09:28 AM
animal, yes.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/NINTCHDBPICT000418605818.jpg?w={width}
animals have feelings to IUFG.
Just Trent
07-11-2018, 09:34 AM
he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
He's the nasty South American version of N'Golo Kante. I imagine there will be a few stamping incidents, and perhaps the odd elbow swung. Once that sort of thing gets out of hand, he'll have to be sold to Atletico Madrid. We'll probably get three good years out of him before that though.
Burney
07-11-2018, 10:06 AM
He's got those teeth, hasn't he? You know, the ones that look sort of ceramic, or something. They creep me out, those teeth. I had a good friend with such teeth and I could never look at him when he spoke to me, which made our relationship function quite poorly and led to an inevitable misunderstanding, falling out and physical confrontation. :-(
Beware the weird teeth.
I think our policy of only recruiting players with kind faces has gone out of the window. :-(
Billy Goat Sverige
07-11-2018, 10:10 AM
He's the nasty South American version of N'Golo Kante. I imagine there will be a few stamping incidents, and perhaps the odd elbow swung. Once that sort of thing gets out of hand, he'll have to be sold to Atletico Madrid. We'll probably get three good years out of him before that though.
He’s only been sent off once in his career. By all accounts he’s not the dirty player you describe. He’s actually very un-South American in that respect. Probably because he moved to Italy when he was 17 and is more European in his play.
Burney
07-11-2018, 10:19 AM
He’s only been sent off once in his career. By all accounts he’s not the dirty player you describe. He’s actually very un-South American in that respect. Probably because he moved to Italy when he was 17 and is more European in his play.
:nod: This is all part of the MSM's dirty campaign to undermine him by influencing referees to be unnecessarily harsh with him.
Sir C
07-11-2018, 10:27 AM
I think our policy of only recruiting players with kind faces has gone out of the window. :-(
We used to sdign polite, charming young gentlemen like Walcott, Fabregas, Denilson, Rosicky, Eduardo, Clichy and Gibbs.
Look at us now. What have we become? :-(
We used to sdign polite, charming young gentlemen like Walcott, Fabregas, Denilson, Rosicky, Eduardo, Clichy and Gibbs.
Look at us now. What have we become? :-(
FFS. We gave up Gilberto for that ****.
barrybueno
07-11-2018, 11:36 AM
We used to sdign polite, charming young gentlemen like Walcott, Fabregas, Denilson, Rosicky, Eduardo, Clichy and Gibbs.
Look at us now. What have we become? :-(
You win nowt with politeness and charm C. Only 'orrible ****s win trophies
Sir C
07-11-2018, 12:02 PM
FFS. We gave up Gilberto for that ****.
Didn't you see him dance? He was a lovely little mover.
Didn't you see him dance? He was a lovely little mover.
Oh, yes, yes, he was.
Shame he was a (ahem) 'bang' average footballer.
Sir C
07-11-2018, 12:12 PM
You win nowt with politeness and charm C. Only 'orrible ****s win trophies
Tell that to Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Patrick Vieira, b.
Lovely boys, all of them.
Tell that to Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Patrick Vieira, b.
Lovely boys, all of them.
One of my favourite Dennis moments...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsL1FilAuug
:cloud9:
By 'ceramic' teeth I assume you mean straight, white ones? That would be consistent with the braces.
But wouldn't straight, white teeth improve his wholesome image? I thought everyone associated crooked, brown teeth with criminals and the lower classes? :rubchin:
Sir C
07-11-2018, 12:40 PM
By 'ceramic' teeth I assume you mean straight, white ones? That would be consistent with the braces.
But wouldn't straight, white teeth improve his wholesome image? I thought everyone associated crooked, brown teeth with criminals and the lower classes? :rubchin:
As ever, I am afraid you assume wrongly.
As ever, I am afraid you assume wrongly.
Ah ok, so what do ceramic teeth look like that would hurt his image as a wholesome you man? Surely the braces is a good start?
Sir C
07-11-2018, 12:49 PM
Ah ok, so what do ceramic teeth look like that would hurt his image as a wholesome you man? Surely the braces is a good start?
Never mind. It's not important.
I just don't like his teeth and that is my right.
Never mind. It's not important.
I just don't like his teeth and that is my right.
Yes, that is your right. I'm more offended by his ears. Quite extraordinarily large for his little head. Perhaps he wants really white teeth to distract people from his ears.
Can't blame a chap for that imo.
Never mind. It's not important.
I just don't like his teeth and that is my right.
as long as he's got 'passion' and 'pride in the shirt', etc, he can have teeth like shíthouse doors in the wind, for all I care.
Harry Balls
07-11-2018, 03:53 PM
His brother, Diarrhea, is known for his runs.
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