Frimpong is 26. He's been playing in Cyprus

[Sir C]

but now doesn't have a club.

How the fúck do you get to be almost good enough for the Arsenal first team and then fail to makea career at any level? The lad must have some serious attitude problems.

Come on Frimpong, get dench man!

[Burney]

but now doesn't have a club.

How the fúck do you get to be almost good enough for the Arsenal first team and then fail to makea career at any level? The lad must have some serious attitude problems.

Come on Frimpong, get dench man!

Well he was an educationally-subnormal lunatic, to be fair. :shrug:

Imagine how many nationalities he must have kicked up in the air by now, though.

[Sir C]

Well he was an educationally-subnormal lunatic, to be fair. :shrug:

Imagine how many nationalities he must have kicked up in the air by now, though.

But like the Hornby/Meade story, he was the best player in his school, the best in his district, the best in his county, best in his year at the Arsenal youth academy, signed a professional contract when most of his mates were released, did well in the reserves, earned a first team place... he should be earning a comfortable living in the Belgian or Ducth leagues, surely?

[Burney]

But like the Hornby/Meade story, he was the best player in his school, the best in his district, the best in his county, best in his year at the Arsenal youth academy, signed a professional contract when most of his mates were released, did well in the reserves, earned a first team place... he should be earning a comfortable living in the Belgian or Ducth leagues, surely?

I refer you once again to the 'educationally subnormal lunatic' thing.

And that story was about Caesar, not Meade. Meade was the rapist.

[Sir C]

I refer you once again to the 'educationally subnormal lunatic' thing.

And that story was about Caesar, not Meade. Meade was the rapist.

I always confuse those two.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And Hornby was Hornsby
He was all the rage

[Luis Anaconda]

And Hornby was Hornsby
He was all the rage

That's The Way It Is is it?

[7sisters]

Another example from the legion of Wenger retards that were never going to be good enough.
The senile old fart persisted with blind faith in many of these cases only to watch them subsequently crash and burn in the lower leagues.

[Luis Anaconda]

Another example from the legion of Wenger retards that were never going to be good enough.
The senile old fart persisted with blind faith in many of these cases only to watch them subsequently crash and burn in the lower leagues.

He played 16 games for us, six of which were as a sub

[IUFG]

I refer you once again to the 'educationally subnormal lunatic' thing.

And that story was about Caesar, not Meade. Meade was the rapist.

the look Sansom gave Caeser after that goal :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

He played 16 games for us

Would have been more if it wasn't for that pesky Red card.

[Sir C]

Another example from the legion of Wenger retards that were never going to be good enough.
The senile old fart persisted with blind faith in many of these cases only to watch them subsequently crash and burn in the lower leagues.

That's right. And all the youth team coaches and reserve team coaches who thought he was going to be good enough, they were senile old farts too, right? In fact, every fúcker is a senile old fart except you.

[Burney]

Would have been more if it wasn't for that pesky Red card.

The one where he kicked a Liverpool player through 360 degrees? :hehe:

[Sir C]

The one where he kicked a Liverpool player through 360 degrees? :hehe:

At one point in that game he picked the ball up in midfield, drove at their defence at pace and struck a firm drive which looked like it was heading for the bottom corner - it missed, or was saved, or whatever, but just for that moment one thought, "Here we go, this lad's got it..."

[Ash]

Would have been more if it wasn't for that pesky Red card.

I recall LA saying in the pub after that game "In no way is Frimpong a footballer".

[Tony C]

Just needs to play Arsenal de Sarandi to complete the hat trick.

I remember I’m falling out with the Russians after they decided to play a 4-5-1 with him as the lone striker.

[SWv2]

but now doesn't have a club.

How the fúck do you get to be almost good enough for the Arsenal first team and then fail to makea career at any level? The lad must have some serious attitude problems.

Come on Frimpong, get dench man!

I suspect the fact is that he was never ever good enough to play for the Arsenal first team, yet he did through a sequence of fortuitous events and indeed hard work on his behalf.

[Rich]

Another example from the legion of Wenger retards that were never going to be good enough.
The senile old fart persisted with blind faith in many of these cases only to watch them subsequently crash and burn in the lower leagues.

Lulpoli is playing for Fermana FC in Serie D (in which he is one of very few professional players. Still, he had a productive season scoring 5 goals in 20 games while playing centre forward.

[Rich]

I suspect the fact is that he was never ever good enough to play for the Arsenal first team, yet he did through a sequence of fortuitous events and indeed hard work on his behalf.

See also - Carl Jenkinson whom I feel would never have made a first team appearance were he not an Arsenal fan & seemingly likeable chap.

[Sir C]

See also - Carl Jenkinson whom I feel would never have made a first team appearance were he not an Arsenal fan & seemingly likeable chap.

Have the plates in your head moved?

Fúck my old boots.

[SWv2]

See also - Carl Jenkinson whom I feel would never have made a first team appearance were he not an Arsenal fan & seemingly likeable chap.

Rich – for the record if I want input from or a reply from you I will make specific mention, perhaps a reference to you as a means of preface.

Otherwise fúck off you cretin.

Good lad.

[Burney]

Rich – for the record if I want input from or a reply from you I will make specific mention, perhaps a reference to you as a means of preface.

Otherwise fúck off you cretin.

Good lad.

:hehe: Good weekend, sw?

[Burney]

Have the plates in your head moved?

Fúck my old boots.

:hehe: I quite like the idea that AW would hand out first team shirts if you'd been a Junior Gunner long enough.

[Sir C]

:hehe: I quite like the idea that AW would hand out first team shirts if you'd been a Junior Gunner long enough.

This bloke is as stupid as a rock, b. Honestly, I'm not a chap to become exercised by an internet persona, but to maintain such a deep display of ignorance so consistently... is it possible? I fear he might be real. :-(

My only hope is that he is safely incarcerated in a place of safety. What if he actually exists and is a real doctor?

[IUFG]

:hehe: I quite like the idea that AW would hand out first team shirts if you'd been a Junior Gunner long enough.

said random, former junior gunner may well have played better than Frimpong ever did.

stole a living whilst he was at The Arsenal.

The stupid, denchy ****

[Burney]

This bloke is as stupid as a rock, b. Honestly, I'm not a chap to become exercised by an internet persona, but to maintain such a deep display of ignorance so consistently... is it possible? I fear he might be real. :-(

My only hope is that he is safely incarcerated in a place of safety. What if he actually exists and is a real doctor?

I have to say he does embody a certain archetype. And I think he is an actual doctor.

[Burney]

said random, former junior gunner may well have played better than Frimpong ever did.

stole a living whilst he was at The Arsenal.

The stupid, denchy ****

dench gang? :-(

[Sir C]

I have to say he does embody a certain archetype. And I think he is an actual doctor.

But... but... he's as daft as an Irish, b :-(

I refuse to believe it. Look at what he writes. If that **** can dress himself unaided, I'm Shirley Temple.

[Burney]

But... but... he's as daft as an Irish, b :-(

I refuse to believe it. Look at what he writes. If that **** can dress himself unaided, I'm Shirley Temple.

My grandfather was a doctor and he was an actual Irish. :shrug: These things are possible.

[Sir C]

My grandfather was a doctor and he was an actual Irish. :shrug: These things are possible.

He wasn't a real doctor, though. I expect he was fine with inserting his arm up a cow's backside, or filing a horse's teeths or delivering Irish women of multitudinous children, that sort of thing. But not doctoring as we'd understand it.

[Ash]

See also - Carl Jenkinson whom I feel would never have made a first team appearance were he not an Arsenal fan & seemingly likeable chap.

:clap: Good haul you got there for this effort, Ricardo. Top work, son.

[Sir C]

:clap: Good haul you got there for this effort, Ricardo. Top work, son.

Are you suggesting we are being made game of?

[Burney]

He wasn't a real doctor, though. I expect he was fine with inserting his arm up a cow's backside, or filing a horse's teeths or delivering Irish women of multitudinous children, that sort of thing. But not doctoring as we'd understand it.

He specialised in gonorrhoea, diphtheria and TB.

It's fair to say that the advent of penicillin put something of a dent in his practice. :-\

[Ash]

This bloke is as stupid as a rock, b. Honestly, I'm not a chap to become exercised by an internet persona, but to maintain such a deep display of ignorance so consistently... is it possible? I fear he might be real. :-(

My only hope is that he is safely incarcerated in a place of safety. What if he actually exists and is a real doctor?

As a rule of thumb, if an internet persona never seems to get particularly upset when abused, then they are deliberate WUMs. So Monty and Rich both fall into this category. Modd, on the other hand, got deeply upset when attacked or accused of being a WUM. This is because he was genuine imo.

OTOH, it is possible I suppose that Rich is actually like that. I gather than some doctors are so pleased with their achievements of becoming a doctor, with all the kudos associated with it, that their brains basically stop working when it comes to understanding the rest of the universe.

[IUFG]

I gather than some doctors are so pleased with their achievements of becoming a doctor, with all the kudos associated with it, that their brains basically stop working when it comes to understanding the rest of the universe.

Having worked with a number of doctors in the past I can confirm they are, to a man, all self-serving, egocentric, money-grabbing shít****s.

If something doesn't involve them, they are generally not interested in it, which gives the impression of them being a bit thick imo.

Good medical practice - make the care of your patient your first concern. Load of bollócks.

[SWv2]

but... But... he's as daft as an irish, b :-(

i refuse to believe it. Look at what he writes. If that **** can dress himself unaided, i'm shirley temple.

do you fúcking mind!!!!!

[Sir C]

do you fúcking mind!!!!!

No offence, sw.

[IUFG]

do you fúcking mind!!!!!

unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks there, sw

:yellowcard:

You only ever need to use one.

No need for thanks.

[Sir C]

unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks there, sw

:yellowcard:

You only ever need to use one.

No need for thanks.

Hold on, it's a miracle he can type at all, with his fingers like pork sausages from years of gripping the shovel and punching the wife.

I think he does a bloody marvellous job. 20% of the time his prose is comprehensible, even.

[Luis Anaconda]

As a rule of thumb, if an internet persona never seems to get particularly upset when abused, then they are deliberate WUMs. So Monty and Rich both fall into this category. Modd, on the other hand, got deeply upset when attacked or accused of being a WUM. This is because he was genuine imo.

OTOH, it is possible I suppose that Rich is actually like that. I gather than some doctors are so pleased with their achievements of becoming a doctor, with all the kudos associated with it, that their brains basically stop working when it comes to understanding the rest of the universe.

Funny you should bring Modd up as Roger "Never going to win another Grand Slam again" Federer was on court. Surely a really good wum would know that people think wums wouldn't get upset so would get upset.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Don't forget the Donkey jacket he wears 24/7

[Sir C]

Don't forget the Donkey jacket he wears 24/7

'Unigate Dairies' :nod:

[Burney]

Funny you should bring Modd up as Roger "Never going to win another Grand Slam again" Federer was on court. Surely a really good wum would know that people think wums wouldn't get upset so would get upset.

:-( I thought the World Cup had distracted everyone to the extent that we were going to get through the first day of Wimbledon without anyone mentioning it.

We haven't even had the annual 'how sh1t is tennis?' conversation.

[Luis Anaconda]

:-( I thought the World Cup had distracted everyone to the extent that we were going to get through the first day of Wimbledon without anyone mentioning it.

We haven't even had the annual 'how sh1t is tennis?' conversation.
I didn't even realise it was on until I read the paper this morning . Sorry, b

[SWv2]

unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks there, sw

:yellowcard:

You only ever need to use one.

No need for thanks.

You can fúck off also.

!

[Sir C]

I didn't even realise it was on until I read the paper this morning . Sorry, b

Have you seen the photos of Nadal?

He's definitely not on drugs. Definitely. :hehe:

[IUFG]

You can fúck off also.

!

easy tiger!

[Burney]

Have you seen the photos of Nadal?

He's definitely not on drugs. Definitely. :hehe:

Somewhere, Nic's cheek just twitched.

[Luis Anaconda]

Have you seen the photos of Nadal?

He's definitely not on drugs. Definitely. :hehe:

Somewhere near Reading, a small Greek man's ears' have just pricked up

[Luis Anaconda]

Somewhere, Nic's cheek just twitched.
Damn you :hehe:

[Burney]

Somewhere near Reading, a small Greek man's ears' have just pricked up

Great minds. I've just looked at a recent pic of Nadal and he seems to have bulked down quite considerably. He's also dark brown and looks a bit AIDSy.

[eastgermanautos]

but now doesn't have a club.

How the fúck do you get to be almost good enough for the Arsenal first team and then fail to makea career at any level? The lad must have some serious attitude problems.

Come on Frimpong, get dench man!

Not one but two ACL operations, that's how.

[eastgermanautos]

Great minds. I've just looked at a recent pic of Nadal and he seems to have bulked down quite considerably. He's also dark brown and looks a bit AIDSy.

His hair is TERRIBLE. It's that weird proto-balding fuzz that one sometimes sees. I don't even want to look at him, cherishing the earlier image as I do. :-(