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Ash
06-26-2018, 02:56 PM
Should I watch Peru v Australia or sack them all off and go out onto the Heath in the sun?
Sir C
06-26-2018, 02:57 PM
Should I watch Peru v Australia or sack them all off and go out onto the Heath in the sun?

Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed. :-(
SWv2
06-26-2018, 02:59 PM
Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed. :-(

Perhaps he wants to. Who are you to judge?
Viva Prat Vegas
06-26-2018, 03:01 PM
Bummed or burned
What a choice !

Now where's that cream ?
Sir C
06-26-2018, 03:01 PM
Perhaps he wants to. Who are you to judge?

I judge not on my behalf, but according to the Laws of Mother Church and the Word of Our Lord, amen, bless you my son, begorrah.
Sir C
06-26-2018, 03:02 PM
Bummed or burned
What a choice !

Now where's that cream ?

Imagine if he burned his bum and then got bummed.

Painful.
Ash
06-26-2018, 03:04 PM
Hampstead Heath? You might get bummed. :-(

By Ted Bench? I doubt it, I'm over 21, so he'd not be interested. At my age I don't even get whistled at by* the Gentleman's Bathing Pond any more.

EDIT: *Near. Ponds do not whistle.
Viva Prat Vegas
06-26-2018, 03:17 PM
Sir C "Imagine if he burned his bum and then got bummed. Painful."

I'm glad you dropped the word "Imagine" in there c
SWv2
06-26-2018, 03:44 PM
By Ted Bench? I doubt it, I'm over 21, so he'd not be interested. At my age I don't even get whistled at by* the Gentleman's Bathing Pond any more.

EDIT: *Near. Ponds do not whistle.

Why were you hanging round the so called "Gentleman's Bathing Pond" then?
Ash
06-26-2018, 03:47 PM
Why were you hanging round the so called "Gentleman's Bathing Pond" then?

Erm, just on my way to the model boating pond.
SWv2
06-26-2018, 04:21 PM
Erm, just on my way to the model boating pond.

Good man. At least you have an alibi which would not raise any eyebrows.