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Herbert Augustus Chapman
06-15-2018, 10:59 AM
and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc :cloud9:

Pokster
06-15-2018, 11:05 AM
and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc :cloud9:

so he climbs to the press box to attack Cesc???

PSRB
06-15-2018, 11:07 AM
and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc :cloud9:

If Spain top the group and Egypt finish 2nd then they will meet in the last 16, we were discussing this scenario yesterday in the office

Herbert Augustus Chapman
06-15-2018, 11:29 AM
so he climbs to the press box to attack Cesc???

gay porn on his iPhone and fingering his own a'hole, he doesn't even notice the grimly determined, vengeful egyptian climbing over the seats to exact the vicious beating.

SWv2
06-15-2018, 01:00 PM
and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc :cloud9:

Ramos has gone up in my estimation post-Salah.

Sir C
06-15-2018, 01:15 PM
and one of Mo Salah's team mates deliberately snaps the leg of the despicable ****-stain Ramos (Eduardo/Ramsey stylee) and as he is leaving the field having been red carded, plants a vicious kick into the laughably small gonads of the boss-eyed pikey traitor Cesc :cloud9:

So much anger, h.

The Bad Man touched you, didn't he? He still touches you, doesn't he?

And you like it. That's why you're so angry and ashamed.

Hmm?

Herbert Augustus Chapman
06-15-2018, 01:24 PM
So much anger, h.

The Bad Man touched you, didn't he? He still touches you, doesn't he?

And you like it. That's why you're so angry and ashamed.

Hmm?

It is true c :cry: hold me .... hold me tight

Sir C
06-15-2018, 01:25 PM
It is true c :cry: hold me .... hold me tight

There there h. You just pop your hand in my pocket and see if there are any sweets in there.

Viva Prat Vegas
06-15-2018, 01:27 PM
He has just located a penny whistle

Luis Anaconda
06-15-2018, 01:28 PM
Ramos has gone up in my estimation post-Salah.

Mine too - the "A drop of my sweat fell on Firminho and he got a cold line" was superb

Sir C
06-15-2018, 01:31 PM
He has just located a penny whistle

Soon I'll have him playing a pretty tune on it, fear not.

Viva Prat Vegas
06-15-2018, 01:36 PM
I can hear you singing along
:music: Relax :music: