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Sir C
06-04-2018, 12:54 PM
There are only two possible responses to this news:

1. That explains a lot.
2. He deserves it.

He definitely doesn't deserve it.
IUFG
06-04-2018, 12:59 PM
There are only two possible responses to this news:

1. That explains a lot.
2. He deserves it.

He definitely doesn't deserve it.

isn't it actually a brain tumour that has a Tony Cascarino?
Sir C
06-04-2018, 01:03 PM
isn't it actually a brain tumour that has a Tony Cascarino?

Oh that's rather good, i.

Who was it who said of someone else after they had had a benign tumour removed, 'They found the only bit of him that wasn't malignant, and removed it.'

That's rather good, isn't it?
Burney
06-04-2018, 01:13 PM
There are only two possible responses to this news:

1. That explains a lot.
2. He deserves it.

He definitely doesn't deserve it.

Some brain-based variation of the 'It's not so much a wart on your ***** as a ***** on your wart' joke is appropriate here imo.
eastgermanautos
06-04-2018, 04:15 PM
Some brain-based variation of the 'It's not so much a wart on your ***** as a ***** on your wart' joke is appropriate here imo.

Yes, as I think IUFG opined above. Only his joke was far better.

:titsup:
WES
06-05-2018, 08:05 AM
Oh that's rather good, i.

Who was it who said of someone else after they had had a benign tumour removed, 'They found the only bit of him that wasn't malignant, and removed it.'

That's rather good, isn't it?

Evelyn Waugh. About one of his critics, I think.
Luis Anaconda
06-05-2018, 08:09 AM
Evelyn Waugh. About one of his critics, I think.

Actually about one of his friends - Randolph Churchill (son of rather than father of). Must have been a lovely friend to have
WES
06-05-2018, 08:11 AM
Actually about one of his friends - Randolph Churchill (son of rather than father of). Must have been a lovely friend to have

Ah, just the person.

F*ck off you fat, wannabe Nazi c*nt.

God I ache all over. :-(
IUFG
06-05-2018, 08:53 AM
F*ck off you fat, wannabe Nazi c*nt.

a leeeetle bit harsh
WES
06-05-2018, 09:01 AM
a leeeetle bit harsh

Oh he knows I don't mean it. Not too much anyway. :-)

I thought it might help with my hangover. It didn't :-(
Luis Anaconda
06-05-2018, 09:09 AM
Ah, just the person.

F*ck off you fat, wannabe Nazi c*nt.

God I ache all over. :-(
Have a drink