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Sir C
05-31-2018, 10:10 AM
He's an odd chap, isn't he? Not as odd as Scowcroft. Between them, they make thast podcast a peculiarly stressful listen. One is constantly on edge lest they commence fighting with each other. Bizarre, yet intriguing.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-31-2018, 11:00 AM
He's an odd chap, isn't he? Not as odd as Scowcroft. Between them, they make thast podcast a peculiarly stressful listen. One is constantly on edge lest they commence fighting with each other. Bizarre, yet intriguing.

ten minute grace period after kick-off when thugs could dish out their career threatening tackles with impunity may have received grim nods of approval from the likes of Sir Alex, but effectively meant we were playing a different game to the rest of the world, especially Europe. He was appalled at some of the brutality that was permitted in our game.

It was the brutality that eventually led to Eduardo's ankle then Ramsey having his leg broken and that cap wearing yokel sounding utter utter ****-warbler Pulis complaining that the tackle should not have even seen yellow let alone red.

I often noted Marcoti would call match outcomes quite accurately too as it happens.

Sir C
05-31-2018, 11:09 AM
ten minute grace period after kick-off when thugs could dish out their career threatening tackles with impunity may have received grim nods of approval from the likes of Sir Alex, but effectively meant we were playing a different game to the rest of the world, especially Europe. He was appalled at some of the brutality that was permitted in our game.

It was the brutality that eventually led to Eduardo's ankle then Ramsey having his leg broken and that cap wearing yokel sounding utter utter ****-warbler Pulis complaining that the tackle should not have even seen yellow let alone red.

I often noted Marcoti would call match outcomes quite accurately too as it happens.

You're syaing he's an effete foreign ponce and quite probably an active heemasex?

Fair enough.

barrybueno
05-31-2018, 11:29 AM
ten minute grace period after kick-off when thugs could dish out their career threatening tackles with impunity may have received grim nods of approval from the likes of Sir Alex, but effectively meant we were playing a different game to the rest of the world, especially Europe. He was appalled at some of the brutality that was permitted in our game.

It was the brutality that eventually led to Eduardo's ankle then Ramsey having his leg broken and that cap wearing yokel sounding utter utter ****-warbler Pulis complaining that the tackle should not have even seen yellow let alone red.

I often noted Marcoti would call match outcomes quite accurately too as it happens.

Ah Herbs you handsome, well educated agua meister

The water in my kitchen sink is painfully slow to drain away, I've cleaned the U bend so the blockage is actually in the pipe behind the wall after a couple of right angles meaning I cant reach it with anything. Haven't got a plunger so basically what **** would you recommend I pour down there?

I've tried salt and boiling water which helped a teeny weeny bit...

Kwame
05-31-2018, 11:43 AM
Ah Herbs you handsome, well educated agua meister

The water in my kitchen sink is painfully slow to drain away, I've cleaned the U bend so the blockage is actually in the pipe behind the wall after a couple of right angles meaning I cant reach it with anything. Haven't got a plunger so basically what **** would you recommend I pour down there?

I've tried salt and boiling water which helped a teeny weeny bit...

:wipecock:

barrybueno
05-31-2018, 12:05 PM
:wipecock:

I was expecting that famous bloke/car exhaust pipe pic tbh :hehe:

Luis Anaconda
05-31-2018, 12:23 PM
He's an odd chap, isn't he? Not as odd as Scowcroft. Between them, they make thast podcast a peculiarly stressful listen. One is constantly on edge lest they commence fighting with each other. Bizarre, yet intriguing.

I’ve played football against him on a couple of occasions - he wore an American Football top :(

Sir C
05-31-2018, 12:28 PM
I’ve played football against him on a couple of occasions - he wore an American Football top :(

Played football? Isn't he a fat lumbering lump? He sounds like a fat lumbering lump.

7sisters
05-31-2018, 01:01 PM
Ah Herbs you handsome, well educated agua meister

The water in my kitchen sink is painfully slow to drain away, I've cleaned the U bend so the blockage is actually in the pipe behind the wall after a couple of right angles meaning I cant reach it with anything. Haven't got a plunger so basically what **** would you recommend I pour down there?

I've tried salt and boiling water which helped a teeny weeny bit...

You want to try one of those high pressure plungers bb. The type that lets you draw up the water and then blast back down the pipe. They'll unblock most things on a domestic sink. If that doesn't do it, then it's off to Wickes for one of those flexible coil unblockers.

https://www.wickes.co.uk/Wickes-Flexible-Coil-Drain-Cleaner---4-65m/p/500594

Sir C
05-31-2018, 01:03 PM
:wipecock:

Is that the original Kwame Ampadou's Curly Bifta?

WES
05-31-2018, 01:10 PM
Played football? Isn't he a fat lumbering lump? He sounds like a fat lumbering lump.

Marcoti or Anaconda?

Luis Anaconda
05-31-2018, 01:20 PM
Marcoti or Anaconda?

:vsign: he is a big fella - you need a taxi to go round him

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-31-2018, 01:45 PM
You're syaing he's an effete foreign ponce and quite probably an active heemasex?

Fair enough.

Well he does speak with a rather girlish lisp c so I imagine he is no stranger to the taste of the cock but that is no reason for you to denigrate him. You're not one of those ghastly old homophobe gammons are you?

Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-31-2018, 02:00 PM
Ah Herbs you handsome, well educated agua meister

The water in my kitchen sink is painfully slow to drain away, I've cleaned the U bend so the blockage is actually in the pipe behind the wall after a couple of right angles meaning I cant reach it with anything. Haven't got a plunger so basically what **** would you recommend I pour down there?

I've tried salt and boiling water which helped a teeny weeny bit...

Hmm .. not sure how 'handy' you are but I suspect you're a bit of a soft handed tosser like c, so my advice is get a plumber in. If he's like me then as soon as your wife observes that, not only is he a real man, but can also wipe the floor with you intellectually, she will become aroused and will be sneaking off behind your back and shagging him.

Kwame
05-31-2018, 07:38 PM
Is that the original Kwame Ampadou's Curly Bifta?
Yep. Just lurk now but could not resist posting that smiley.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
05-31-2018, 08:49 PM
I’ve played football against him on a couple of occasions - he wore an American Football top :(



Probably not something you wasn't to admit to......