Herbert Augustus Chapman
05-30-2018, 01:04 PM
Them: "Good mawnin' Mr Chapman ,... and how are you today? We understand you were recently involved in an accident that wasn't your fault .. is that correct?"
Me: "Blimey , how did you know about that?".
Them: "We act on behalf of you insurance company and .."
Me: "well when I say not my fault.. the police don't seem to agree but like I told them, the fackin kid just ran into the road!"
Them "click.."
Had some poor Indian fella call me last night purporting to be from BT but sounding like the call was placed from the Punai fish market. His English was abysmal but I gather he was trying to discuss my broadband which he managed to make sound like breadbun. I actually feel desperately sorry for these chaps because they work something like sixteen hours a day and even if they bag someone they are paid next to fúck all :-(
Me: "Blimey , how did you know about that?".
Them: "We act on behalf of you insurance company and .."
Me: "well when I say not my fault.. the police don't seem to agree but like I told them, the fackin kid just ran into the road!"
Them "click.."
Had some poor Indian fella call me last night purporting to be from BT but sounding like the call was placed from the Punai fish market. His English was abysmal but I gather he was trying to discuss my broadband which he managed to make sound like breadbun. I actually feel desperately sorry for these chaps because they work something like sixteen hours a day and even if they bag someone they are paid next to fúck all :-(