View Full Version : I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing ****
Peter
05-30-2018, 10:51 AM
Any tips? :)
Luis Anaconda
05-30-2018, 11:40 AM
Any tips? :)
I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far
Peter
05-30-2018, 11:42 AM
I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far
I dont want to waste people's time :)
I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help.
Viva Prat Vegas
05-30-2018, 11:47 AM
Festoon the bathroom with fresh towels
Heat up some cinnamon on the stove to give the property a baked bread aroma
I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far
How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'.
I dont want to waste people's time :)
I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help.
".....with scope for improvement." are the words you want, p.
I'll email you my invoice.
Any tips? :)
Have you tried papering over the cracks?
Worked for Arsene for years. :cooper:
Peter
05-30-2018, 12:42 PM
Have you tried papering over the cracks?
Worked for Arsene for years. :cooper:
I did, literally, try that with one of the internal doors. The results were no more impressive than Arsene's :(
Nobody in their right mind is going to buy this ****hole.
Peter
05-30-2018, 12:43 PM
How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'.
I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.
I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.
I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose. :rubchin:
Peter
05-30-2018, 12:48 PM
I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose. :rubchin:
I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.
I did, literally, try that with one of the internal doors. The results were no more impressive than Arsene's :(
Nobody in their right mind is going to buy this ****hole.
You might have to lower the price a bit then. Have you tried AWIMB's Patrick Vegas? He's a DIY enthusiast with an eye for a deal and a chance to make a few quid. He's just bought a house and loves collecting things so will probably want to buy another one soon.
Tony C
05-30-2018, 02:18 PM
Burn it down and claim the insurance
Tony C
05-30-2018, 02:19 PM
Oh my god...I was hacked.
I didn’t post the above.
How did this happen??? God dam Russian hackers on awimb.
eastgermanautos
05-30-2018, 05:04 PM
I'm a modern hippy. I have a job and stuff.
Hippies have always been adept at making money. That's kind of the point.
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