I bought a new drill.

[Pat Vegas]

I have nothing to drill though :-(

[IUFG]

I have nothing to drill though :-(

I don't know. f. Seems a different approach to acid

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/07/homophobic-drill-attack-woman-with-hole-skull-county-tyrone

[Pat Vegas]

what type of drill was it?

[IUFG]

what type of drill was it?

DeWalt, maybe :shrug:

Sound like he used the wrong type of drill bit.

In any case, the silly fúcker needs sectioning.

[Burney]

I have nothing to drill though :-(

I fitted a bunch of new brass door handles this weekend using my drill.

Have you any idea how much decent door handles cost, f? Out-fvcking-rageous, they are. They're only a wee bit of metal, ffs.

[IUFG]

I fitted a bunch of new brass door handles this weekend using my drill.

Have you any idea how much decent door handles cost, f? Out-fvcking-rageous, they are. They're only a wee bit of metal, ffs.

Door furniture, b.

[Burney]

DeWalt, maybe :shrug:

Sound like he used the wrong type of drill bit.

In any case, the silly fúcker needs sectioning.

Odd, because to be effective, you'd think it would have had to be cordless. You wouldn't get the sort of power from a cordless drill to do a lot of damage to a skull, I'd have thought.

[Burney]

Door furniture, b.

I know that's what they're called, but I refuse to use such a silly term.

[Pat Vegas]

I fitted a bunch of new brass door handles this weekend using my drill.

Have you any idea how much decent door handles cost, f? Out-fvcking-rageous, they are. They're only a wee bit of metal, ffs.

:nod: it's mental. I avoid the big shops though.
Screwfix will do for me.

homebase is dreadful it resembles more of a jumble sale .

[Burney]

:nod: it's mental. I avoid the big shops though.
Screwfix will do for me.

homebase is dreadful it resembles more of a jumble sale .

I got mine via a builder's merchant, so I only paid trade, but even then they were an exorbitant price.

Mind you, the alternative is ugly door handles. And no-one wants that.

[Pat Vegas]

I got mine via a builder's merchant, so I only paid trade, but even then they were an exorbitant price.

Mind you, the alternative is ugly door handles. And no-one wants that.

:nod: absolutely.
I actually get quite excited when I get trade catalogues through the post.

[Pat Vegas]

I know that's what they're called, but I refuse to use such a silly term.

:hehe: Sounds like something a kid at school would be called.

Here comes door furniture waannker.

[Just Trent]

I have nothing to drill though :-(

I got really carried away and bought a petrol garden strimmer over the weekend. Time to get serious with my garden. Let battle commence.

[Pat Vegas]

I got really carried away and bought a petrol garden strimmer over the weekend. Time to get serious with my garden. Let battle commence.

RIP Garden.

[Just Trent]

RIP Garden.

:nod: and a few fingers and toes.

[Burney]

RIP Garden.

I was given one a few years ago when I worked in that industry. A really good Ryobi job with push-button start. I no longer have it, sadly, since it resides at the ex's house. I'm actually going to have to shell out for a new one, aren't I? :-(

[IUFG]

I'm actually going to have to shell out for a new one, aren't I? :-(

:nod: and a limb loosening chainsaw :thumbup:

[Pat Vegas]

I was given one a few years ago when I worked in that industry. A really good Ryobi job with push-button start. I no longer have it, sadly, since it resides at the ex's house. I'm actually going to have to shell out for a new one, aren't I? :-(

Do you have a secret key? sneak in an retrieve it.

[Burney]

Do you have a secret key? sneak in an retrieve it.

I actually do have a key for emergencies, but sneaking in and nicking stuff would have the potential to cause disharmony between me and my ex, which is really not a good plan. Besides, I declared a moratorium on reclaiming my stuff some time ago on the grounds that it would become a source of irritation and was unfair on my ex. I left, so I figured that, in doing so, I forfeited the right to go around asking for my stuff back.

[Tony C]

You could shave your head, put some glasses on and pretend to be Crazy Russian Hacker imo

Ello and welcome to be la borra tory where saftey is number 1 pri ora tae

[Sir C]

You could shave your head, put some glasses on and pretend to be Crazy Russian Hacker imo

Ello and welcome to be la borra tory where saftey is number 1 pri ora tae

Let's open the barx and see what it's all about. BOOM! WOW! I was nart expecten that!

[Pat Vegas]

You could shave your head, put some glasses on and pretend to be Crazy Russian Hacker imo

Ello and welcome to be la borra tory where saftey is number 1 pri ora tae

can't afford all the gagics Tony.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I have nothing to drill though :-(

I got a new Bosch one recently. Only used it twice. Once to assemble a bed and the other time i drilled a hole so i could secure a play kitchen to the wall. Waste of money :-|

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I have nothing to drill though :-(


I managed to drill the ball into the back of the next on Sunday

[Pat Vegas]

I got a new Bosch one recently. Only used it twice. Once to assemble a bed and the other time i drilled a hole so i could secure a play kitchen to the wall. Waste of money :-|

Become more handy BGS.
I mainly bought it as one day I am apparently moving.
Solicitors :furious:

[Burney]

Become more handy BGS.
I mainly bought it as one day I am apparently moving.
Solicitors :furious:

Solicitors are the single biggest problem in moving house. Lazy, incompetent cvnts.

[Pat Vegas]

Solicitors are the single biggest problem in moving house. Lazy, incompetent cvnts.

I am at the stage where they are just blaming each other for the delay.

[IUFG]

I am at the stage where they are just blaming each other for the delay.

sounds about right.

Are they billing for their time or the conveyancy job?

[SWv2]

I don't own a drill.

If a household task involves drilling a hole into a wall I employ a man.

[IUFG]

I don't own a drill.

If a household task involves drilling a hole into a wall I employ a man.

What? Even if it is a simple task of putting up a shelf / TV mounting bracket etc ?

[SWv2]

What? Even if it is a simple task of putting up a shelf / TV mounting bracket etc ?

Well yes if the need was there for either a shelf or a mounting bracket.

Ftr my television sits on a piece of furniture, not half way up a wall.

I hung a picture on Sunday evening if that is okay with you Mr Nick Fúcking Knowles.

[Pat Vegas]

sounds about right.

Are they billing for their time or the conveyancy job?

I paid a set fee. the contracts are ready and signed on my side but there is a mysterious small detail they are waiting on.
they said it would be sorted by last Friday.

[IUFG]

I hung a picture on Sunday evening if that is okay with you Mr Nick Fúcking Knowles.

have you been sponging our BBC again, sw?

[SWv2]

have you been sponging our BBC again, sw?

Your BBC is free - stations 1,2 and 4 including HD. Wd the BBC.

I googled him as I was kind of stuck for everyday DIY heroes.

[Pat Vegas]

have you been sponging our BBC again, sw?

I watch Irish Sky sports for free :hide:
there is a lovely advert about drink driving.

[IUFG]

I paid a set fee. the contracts are ready and signed on my side but there is a mysterious small detail they are waiting on.
they said it would be sorted by last Friday.

Set fee clients are always the lowest priority.

I mean, how hard can it be for some para-legal to copy a fourth generation photocopy for a search, fill in a contract template, make a thin bundle and then sweep if from their desk ? Should be done in fúcking minutes.

[SWv2]

I watch Irish Sky sports for free :hide:
there is a lovely advert about drink driving.

The one with the mother of the child that was killed?

:-(

[Pat Vegas]

Set fee clients are always the lowest priority.

I mean, how hard can it be for some para-legal to copy a fourth generation photocopy for a search, fill in a contract template, make a thin bundle and then sweep if from their desk ? Should be done in fúcking minutes.

:nod: That's why I am hassling them on a daily basis so they get sick of me. I need them keys asap. as I am going through the dreadful process of people coming to visit my current place to be future tenants. I want to get out sharpish.

[IUFG]

Your BBC is free - stations 1,2 and 4 including HD. Wd the BBC.

Pre-programmed into your Sky box, or whatever your device?

[SWv2]

:nod: That's why I am hassling them on a daily basis so they get sick of me. I need them keys asap.

Where exactly have you bought Fash?

[Pat Vegas]

The one with the mother of the child that was killed?

:-(

:nod: it's terrible.

[Pat Vegas]

Where exactly have you bought Fash?

Near Lakeside in Essex

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I now have something I can use my new drill on

Sir c's blocked nostril
:Cloud9:

Now how does this thing work?

[Burney]

I now have something I can use my new drill on

Sir c's blocked nostril
:Cloud9:

Now how does this thing work?

Just make sure you have the hammer function switched off.

[PSRB]

I got really carried away and bought a petrol garden strimmer over the weekend. Time to get serious with my garden. Let battle commence.

Did the decking at the weekend and it looks tremendous :-) Although digging out 15x 1ft holes for the footings in 24c heat was bloody stupid.