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Doctordien
04-24-2018, 07:20 AM
Approximately 18 months ago I, World's End Stella, went on an extensive youtube

investigation of all the young prospects I had seen mentioned in the media as potentially being available. After extensive analysis (approx. 30min for all of them) I decided that there were two outstanding talents available, these being Leroy Sane and Ousmane Dembele, both of whom were sold that summer for amounts that Arsenal Football Club could have comfortably afforded. Both are now worth close to 100mil (maybe) proving, yet again, that WES knows a good footballer when he sees one, and a ****e one, as well. See Aaron Ramsey as further proof, as if it were needed. Of course, we didn't buy them because we had AOC and Walcott

On the back of today's BBC Gossip column and a recommendation from that Bundesliga watching pervert, SW, I have spent 5 minutes watching Leon Goretzka play football and I can confirm that he is exactly the player we need at Arsenal.

There is therefore no chance whatsoever of us purchasing him, mostly because we have Xhaka and Ramsey

Still, maybe he'll show up at Spurs

redgunamo
04-24-2018, 07:38 AM
Approximately 18 months ago I, World's End Stella, went on an extensive youtube

investigation of all the young prospects I had seen mentioned in the media as potentially being available. After extensive analysis (approx. 30min for all of them) I decided that there were two outstanding talents available, these being Leroy Sane and Ousmane Dembele, both of whom were sold that summer for amounts that Arsenal Football Club could have comfortably afforded. Both are now worth close to 100mil (maybe) proving, yet again, that WES knows a good footballer when he sees one, and a ****e one, as well. See Aaron Ramsey as further proof, as if it were needed. Of course, we didn't buy them because we had AOC and Walcott

On the back of today's BBC Gossip column and a recommendation from that Bundesliga watching pervert, SW, I have spent 5 minutes watching Leon Goretzka play football and I can confirm that he is exactly the player we need at Arsenal.

There is therefore no chance whatsoever of us purchasing him, mostly because we have Xhaka and Ramsey

Still, maybe he'll show up at Spurs

Good post, but sadly, young Leon is off to Bayern München in any case :-\

World's End Stella
04-24-2018, 08:26 AM
Approximately 18 months ago I, World's End Stella, went on an extensive youtube

investigation of all the young prospects I had seen mentioned in the media as potentially being available. After extensive analysis (approx. 30min for all of them) I decided that there were two outstanding talents available, these being Leroy Sane and Ousmane Dembele, both of whom were sold that summer for amounts that Arsenal Football Club could have comfortably afforded. Both are now worth close to 100mil (maybe) proving, yet again, that WES knows a good footballer when he sees one, and a ****e one, as well. See Aaron Ramsey as further proof, as if it were needed. Of course, we didn't buy them because we had AOC and Walcott

On the back of today's BBC Gossip column and a recommendation from that Bundesliga watching pervert, SW, I have spent 5 minutes watching Leon Goretzka play football and I can confirm that he is exactly the player we need at Arsenal.

There is therefore no chance whatsoever of us purchasing him, mostly because we have Xhaka and Ramsey

Still, maybe he'll show up at Spurs

What.The.F*ck.!!!

Luis Anaconda
04-24-2018, 08:27 AM
What.The.F*ck.!!!

haha - was wondering what was going on. I mean I had a lot of shots last night but even I can't travel back in time

Sir C
04-24-2018, 08:45 AM
haha - was wondering what was going on. I mean I had a lot of shots last night but even I can't travel back in time

Beer, champagne, red wine.

I wish I was dead.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
04-24-2018, 08:53 AM
Beer, champagne, red wine.

I wish I was dead.

Celebrating Arsène's sacking no doubt. Shame on you.

World's End Stella
04-24-2018, 09:02 AM
Celebrating Arsène's sacking no doubt. Shame on you.

TBH I'd be surprised if last Thu night he didn't discover a stray frog, or perhaps a bird of some kind, adopt it, take it into his home, give it a cuddle and name it Arsene. It's probably sitting in his lounge now wrapped in silk waiting for its dinner.

He could be the Canadian PM. :-(

Luis Anaconda
04-24-2018, 09:17 AM
Beer, champagne, red wine.

I wish I was dead.
At least you know what you were drinking

Rich
04-24-2018, 09:30 AM
Beer, champagne, red wine.

I wish I was dead.

Drinking on a Monday?! How very bourgeois.

I thought you were a man of clean living these days?

redgunamo
04-24-2018, 09:31 AM
Drinking on a Monday?! How very bourgeois.

I thought you were a man of clean living these days?

Life's too short for all that, I reckon.

Sir C
04-24-2018, 09:34 AM
Drinking on a Monday?! How very bourgeois.

I thought you were a man of clean living these days?

Business, innit.

Luis Anaconda
04-24-2018, 09:35 AM
Business, innit.

Same here - next three days are pleasure though :) *

*football