lol. Presumably the Donald has a whole army of por ..sorry *adult* movie performers,

[redgunamo]

fit milfs and other assorted personable dolly birds-on-the-make waiting in line, who fancy a few headlines and their pictures plastered all over the news.

Well done, the D, imo. Best POTUS ever :nod:

[Burney]

fit milfs and other assorted personable dolly birds-on-the-make waiting in line, who fancy a few headlines and their pictures plastered all over the news.

Well done, the D, imo. Best POTUS ever :nod:

What his opponents don't seem to get is that this stuff doesn't dent him at all. Nobody voted for him thinking he was a moral paragon. He was a high-profile billionaire - of course he was banging pornstars, ffs! There'd be something wrong if he weren't.

[redgunamo]

What his opponents don't seem to get is that this stuff doesn't dent him at all. Nobody voted for him thinking he was a moral paragon. He was a high-profile billionaire - of course he was banging pornstars, ffs! There'd be something wrong if he weren't.

It seems they cannot help themselves. Immature people believe talking about sex is both terribly naughty and makes them seem awfully grown-up at the same time. We really wouldn't be surprised to learn that all these toothsome fillies had been knowingly retained precisely to do just what they are doing, namely providing distractions.

Meanwhile, serious, but boring and unattractive, people are quietly holding high-level talks with the Norks, serving papers to half the swamp, building the wall and running all the bad hombres out of Syria.

[Tony C]

The other week I carried out some research on this Stormy Daniels everyone is going on about.

She’s quite a talented performer imo

[redgunamo]

The other week I carried out some research on this Stormy Daniels everyone is going on about.

She’s quite a talented performer imo

:eek:

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[Monty92]

:eek:

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I saw Ainsley Harriott's bare bottom on TV the other day.

Having heard that "black don't crack", this came as some surprise.

[Burney]

I saw Ainsley Harriott's bare bottom on TV the other day.

Having heard that "black don't crack", this came as some surprise.

I've mentioned I think that he once popped a pork bun in my mouth.

Also, he propositioned an erstwhile lady friend of mine. These two events occurred on separate occasions.

[IUFG]

I've mentioned I think that he once popped a pork sword in my mouth.

Also, he propositioned an erstwhile lady friend of mine. These two events occurred on separate occasions.

corrected that for you, b :thumbup:

[eastgermanautos]

It seems they cannot help themselves. Immature people believe talking about sex is both terribly naughty and makes them seem awfully grown-up at the same time. We really wouldn't be surprised to learn that all these toothsome fillies had been knowingly retained precisely to do just what they are doing, namely providing distractions.

Meanwhile, serious, but boring and unattractive, people are quietly holding high-level talks with the Norks, serving papers to half the swamp, building the wall and running all the bad hombres out of Syria.

Only you British fools think it doesn't matter. To us Americans it matters a great deal. We do *not want people having illicit sex. This is a nation of Christians yalls.

[redgunamo]

Only you British fools think it doesn't matter. To us Americans it matters a great deal. We do *not want people having illicit sex. This is a nation of Christians yalls.

That's right actually. On point, as they say. But Christians love the D because they know he's got their back.