Dale Winton gone

[Just Trent]

:wave::wave: RIP

[IUFG]

:wave::wave: RIP

checked out?

[Sir C]

:wave::wave: RIP

Which one was he, now? I suppose he was a bummer. NTTAWWI.

[Burney]

:wave::wave: RIP

Suggestion seems to be that the poor chap topped himself.

[Burney]

Which one was he, now? I suppose he was a bummer. NTTAWWI.

He was a most extraordinary colour. A sort of deep burnt umber.

[Sir C]

He was a most extraordinary colour. A sort of deep burnt umber.

I've seen pictures of him now and I recognise him, but he appears to have been around during that period when I rarely saw a TV, so I sort of missed him.

Bummer, as I suspected.

[Burney]

I've seen pictures of him now and I recognise him, but he appears to have been around during that period when I rarely saw a TV, so I sort of missed him.

Bummer, as I suspected.

Yes. One sort of knew who he was without ever watching any of his programmes

[Monty92]

Suggestion seems to be that the poor chap topped himself.

His dad died on the day of his Bartmitzvah.

I wanna know if they went ahead with it. That's a hell of a lot of latkes to go to waste :(

[PSRB]

His dad died on the day of his Bartmitzvah.

I wanna know if they went ahead with it. That's a hell of a lot of latkes to go to waste :(

his mum overdosed on his 21st, how's your luck?!

[Burney]

His dad died on the day of his Bartmitzvah.

I wanna know if they went ahead with it. That's a hell of a lot of latkes to go to waste :(

Is there any fun to be had at a barmitzvah? Do people get p1ssed?

[Burney]

his mum overdosed on his 21st, how's your luck?!

Yeah. He really should have avoided marking significant life events.

[Monty92]

Is there any fun to be had at a barmitzvah? Do people get p1ssed?

Parties for 13-year-old boys are not usually known for their hedonism.

[Burney]

Parties for 13-year-old boys are not usually known for their hedonism.

:shrug: I've got p1ssed at wakes, weddings, christenings and children's parties.

[Monty92]

:shrug: I've got p1ssed at wakes, weddings, christenings and children's parties.

Jews are too busy exerting their power and influence over the global economy to busy themselves with such earthly trivialities as boozing

[Burney]

Jews are too busy exerting their power and influence over the global economy to busy themselves with such earthly trivialities as boozing

Really? What have you done today to grind the faces of the workers, then? Have you used money like a fist? Enslaved any Christian workers using the power of capital?

[Monty92]

Really? What have you done today to grind the faces of the workers, then? Have you used money like a fist? Enslaved any Christian workers using the power of capital?

I'm mainly sitting on my sofa in joggers and a vest, intermittently scratching my balls when the cleaner leaves the room.

I've never denied being a shít Jew :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I never knew Dale Winton was one of 'them'
Then I looked at that birthday picture of him with his parents

He always seemed propped up in later years
Stiff as a board and full of something subscribed

[Burney]

I never knew Dale Winton was one of 'them'
Then I looked at that birthday picture of him with his parents

He always seemed propped up in later years
Stiff as a board and full of something subscribed

By 'them' do we mean Jews or homosexuals?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Jews
I knew he was one of the other on account of his excess mince and the way he said "Hello shoppersssssssssss"
Heaviness on the letter 's' is a giveaway

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And he was good friends with David Walliams
:guilty:

[Pat Vegas]

This is quite sad really :-(

Who's going to open his supermarket this morning?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Paul Burrell
No difference

[Burney]

I'm mainly sitting on my sofa in joggers and a vest, intermittently scratching my balls when the cleaner leaves the room.

I've never denied being a shít Jew :-(

Well I suppose you have at least corrupted a shiksa and impregnated her with your foul semitic seed out of wedlock, so you shouldn't feel too bad. There's hope for you yet. :thumbup:

[7sisters]

Jews
I knew he was one of the other on account of his excess mince and the way he said "Hello shoppersssssssssss"
Heaviness on the letter 's' is a giveaway

I've often pondered at what age the effete bummers begin to embrace the effected S and start speaking like that awful wooftah in TOWIE ?
I get the hormonal inbalance and the arguments in support of how gayers arrive at being gayers but I can't see much evidence as to how they go from speaking relatively normally, as small children, to evolving into the full Clary the other side of puberty.