So many questions about this story.

[Burney]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

[Peter]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

Its a victory for the common man against a corporate behemoth.

[SWv2]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry, believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda.

They wanted to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak bakes at 8.45am last Wednesday

‘We have always been able to get the pies before 9am. The decision makes no sense. I can’t see any logic.’

:sherlock:

Though my favourite line of the whole piece is:

"Five other people joined the queue at Berwick Hills and saw the meat treats in the back"

:hehe:

[Burney]

Its a victory for the common man against a corporate behemoth.

I of course agree that if a paying customer wants a pie at 7am then it is his or her God-given right to have one. That is what our forbears fought and died for.

Now they need to start on McDonald's and its absurd belief that I only ever want breakfast at breakfast time.

[IUFG]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

**** me, the hack must have had a laugh writing that one :hehe:

Morrisons have now contacted metro.co.uk to tell us that they have backed down in a humbling defeat.

Speaking earlier about their ordeal, Linda said...

But Tony suggested a more sinister explanation...

[SWv2]

I of course agree that if a paying customer wants a pie at 7am then it is his or her God-given right to have one. That is what our forbears fought and died for.

Now they need to start on McDonald's and it's absurd belief that I only ever want breakfast at breakfast time.

Said pies are cooked in the store, if they are not ready at 7am then the fúcker can wait.

[Burney]

Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry, believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda.

They wanted to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak bakes at 8.45am last Wednesday

‘We have always been able to get the pies before 9am. The decision makes no sense. I can’t see any logic.’

:sherlock:

Though my favourite line of the whole piece is:

"Five other people joined the queue at Berwick Hills and saw the meat treats in the back"

:hehe:

I know. :hehe: I'm imagining them slavering as they press their faces to the glass at the sight of unattainable pies.

Perhaps they were buying them for friends? Or perhaps his missus is the real pie-beast?

I still want to know what the hidden agenda is, though. :rubchin:

[Peter]

I of course agree that if a paying customer wants a pie at 7am then it is his or her God-given right to have one. That is what our forbears fought and died for.

Now they need to start on McDonald's and it's absurd belief that I only ever want breakfast at breakfast time.

THere's more to this, b. Morrison's have their own agenda. They dont want people knowing about it..... :hehe::hehe:

[SWv2]

I know. :hehe: I'm imagining them slavering as they press their faces to the glass at the sight of unattainable pies.

Perhaps they were buying them for friends? Or perhaps his missus is the real pie-beast?

I still want to know what the hidden agenda is, though. :rubchin:

Did you make it to the very end??

"Linda concluded: ‘I wasn’t waiting 20 minutes so I went to Cooplands. I was disappointed to say the least.’"

:clap:

[Burney]

Said pies are cooked in the store, if they are not ready at 7am then the fúcker can wait.

The customer is always right, sw.

[Burney]

Did you make it to the very end??

"Linda concluded: ‘I wasn’t waiting 20 minutes so I went to Cooplands. I was disappointed to say the least.’"

:clap:

:hehe: And after all that, THE PICTURE SHOWS THEM HOLDING PASTIES, FFS!

[Peter]

Said pies are cooked in the store, if they are not ready at 7am then the fúcker can wait.

But they WERE cooked. She could have reached over and grabbed one herself. The rule makes no sense!

He has fish and chips three times a week. What the **** has that got to do with it??

[Burney]

But they WERE cooked. She could have reached over and grabbed one herself. The rule makes no sense!

He has fish and chips three times a week. What the **** has that got to do with it??

:nod: In fact, that sentence starts with two of the finest and most puzzling non-sequiturs in journalistic history.

[Tony C]

Have to admit...there have been a couple of occasions I’ve woken up and had a Ginsters for brekkie imo :eat:

[SWv2]

But they WERE cooked. She could have reached over and grabbed one herself. The rule makes no sense!

He has fish and chips three times a week. What the **** has that got to do with it??

Just allowing us to build a mental picture of the poor bloke, profile him if you will.

He likes more than pies, he is not odd.

[Burney]

Just allowing us to build a mental picture of the poor bloke, profile him if you will.

He likes more than pies, he is not odd.

Notice that it doesn't say he doesn't like pies, just that he rarely touches pastry. He may well just open them up and feast on the delicious meat within, discarding the filthy pastry.

In which case, he is odd.

[PSRB]

* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

I am led to believe that these people have form for complaining http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1303412.Legal_action_to_curb_complaints/

[Peter]

Notice that it doesn't say he doesn't like pies, just that he rarely touches pastry. He may well just open them up and feast on the delicious meat within, discarding the filthy pastry.

In which case, he is odd.

He is campaigning for the right to buy meat pies at 7 in the morning. I think the ship has sailed on oddness.

[IUFG]

He is campaigning for the right to buy meat pies at 7 in the morning. I think the ship has sailed on oddness.

talking of things a little queer.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/man-believes-painkillers-turned-gay-7473074/#mv-a

The Metro is a bit of a goldmine at the moment. Even a stopped clock . . . etc

[Peter]

talking of things a little queer.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/17/man-believes-painkillers-turned-gay-7473074/#mv-a

The Metro is a bit of a goldmine at the moment. Even a stopped clock . . . etc

THere is something not quite right about that story. I am tempted to say it is complete and utter *******s.

[IUFG]

I am tempted to say it is complete and utter *******s.

funnily enough, that is what he is hoping for from POF

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I of course agree that if a paying customer wants a pie at 7am then it is his or her God-given right to have one. That is what our forbears fought and died for.

Now they need to start on McDonald's and its absurd belief that I only ever want breakfast at breakfast time.


Most people would normally want breakfast at breakfast time however, isn't McDonalds problem finding someone who wants a McDonalds breakfast at all...?

[SWv2]

Most people would normally want breakfast at breakfast time however, isn't McDonalds problem finding someone who wants a McDonalds breakfast at all...?

Absolutely nothing wrong with a Sausage and Egg McMuffin ABR.

Two usually.

:nod: