Your future, AWIMB.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

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[Sir C]

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Wagwan there, b?

[Burney]

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I know. :-( Do these people have any idea how many bottles I get through in a week, ffs! It'll be bloody embarrassing. :-(

[Burney]

Wagwan there, b?

Thon fvcker Gove wanting to reintroduce a deposit and return thingy with bottles.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Ban the burkar!!!!

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I know. :-( Do these people have any idea how many bottles I get through in a week, ffs! It'll be bloody embarrassing. :-(

I often see people with a trolley full. I think they must spend more time putting the bottles in the machine than they do buying their shopping :hehe:

[Sir C]

Thon fvcker Gove wanting to reintroduce a deposit and return thingy with bottles.

Oh I'm all in favour of that. I'd make it equivalent to the cost of the product within.

My reasons? 1. Chavs dropping litter might be discouraged from so doing. 2. The poor turtles, and so on.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Oh I'm all in favour of that. I'd make it equivalent to the cost of the product within.

My reasons? 1. Chavs dropping litter might be discouraged from so doing. 2. The poor turtles, and so on.

I'd agree that it decreases the amount of litter you see, but more from the point of view that tramps/poor people go around collecting them because they can make a few quid. People will still chuck a can on the floor rather than carrying it around so they can get 10p back.

[SWv2]

I know. :-( Do these people have any idea how many bottles I get through in a week, ffs! It'll be bloody embarrassing. :-(

I bring a large plastic container thing to the bottle bank place about every 2-3 weeks, may as well get paid for it.

It will never take off here mind you as normally the bottle banks are overflowing and people just leave them on the pavement.

[Sir C]

I'd agree that it decreases the amount of litter you see, but more from the point of view that tramps/poor people go around collecting them because they can make a few quid. People will still chuck a can on the floor rather than carrying it around so they can get 10p back.

If it provides a useful income stream to homelesses and encourages them to clear up the streets, it's a massive win.

[Burney]

I bring a large plastic container thing to the bottle bank place about every 2-3 weeks, may as well get paid for it.

It will never take off here mind you as normally the bottle banks are overflowing and people just leave them on the pavement.

Same here, tbh. Most bottle banks are surrounded by cardboard boxes full of bottles people couldn't fit in them.

[Burney]

Oh I'm all in favour of that. I'd make it equivalent to the cost of the product within.

My reasons? 1. Chavs dropping litter might be discouraged from so doing. 2. The poor turtles, and so on.

1. Chavs will drop litter anyway because they're chavs. If they thought in terms of discouragement and consequences they wouldn't be chavs.

2. Fvck turtles.

[PSRB]

Oh I'm all in favour of that. I'd make it equivalent to the cost of the product within.

My reasons? 1. Chavs dropping litter might be discouraged from so doing. 2. The poor turtles, and so on.

I live in Manchester, how is my plastic bottle going to end up in the Ocean?

For the record, all my plastic bottles go in the plastic/cans/bottle bin provided by the council

[Sir C]

1. Chavs will drop litter anyway because they're chavs. If they thought in terms of discouragement and consequences they wouldn't be chavs.

2. Fvck turtles.

1. As b points out, homelessers will be inclined to pick up the chavlitter to exchange for Red Stripe.

2. Still with the yellow bile, I see? You care nothing for the lives of Australian cricketers or our watery chums? I believe there is a term for those who exhibit a lack of empathy.

Yes, you're a psycho. :-(

[Sir C]

I live in Manchester, how is my plastic bottle going to end up in the Ocean?

For the record, all my plastic bottles go in the plastic/cans/bottle bin provided by the council

The council takes those things and dumps the contents in the sea, p. :-(

[PSRB]

The council takes those things and dumps the contents in the sea, p. :-(

:shrug: I tried

[SWv2]

1. As b points out, homelessers will be inclined to pick up the chavlitter to exchange for Red Stripe.

2. Still with the yellow bile, I see? You care nothing for the lives of Australian cricketers or our watery chums? I believe there is a term for those who exhibit a lack of empathy.

Yes, you're a psycho. :-(

**** all wrong with Red Stripe (from memory, been a good two decades since I had it).

[Burney]

1. As b points out, homelessers will be inclined to pick up the chavlitter to exchange for Red Stripe.

2. Still with the yellow bile, I see? You care nothing for the lives of Australian cricketers or our watery chums? I believe there is a term for those who exhibit a lack of empathy.

Yes, you're a psycho. :-(

It's the arseache that bothers me. Currently, I pay Council Tax that ensures that my bottles are taken away, so I don't have to fvck about doing it myself. If this scheme comes into play, will my Council Tax go down? Will it fvck. I will be paying just as much and having to dispose of my own fvcking bottles. Fvck that.

This is yet another way for the state to get me to do the work while still taking my fvcking money. Cvnts.

[PSRB]

It's the arseache that bothers me. Currently, I pay Council Tax that ensures that my bottles are taken away, so I don't have to fvck about doing it myself. If this scheme comes into play, will my Council Tax go down? Will it fvck. I will be paying just as much and having to dispose of my own fvcking bottles. Fvck that.

This is yet another way for the state to get me to do the work while still taking my fvcking money. Cvnts.

Our council now charges en extra £40 to empty garden waste, fvckers

[Burney]

Our council now charges en extra £40 to empty garden waste, fvckers

:nod: Pure theft. Mind you, I'm sure Sir C supports that as it probably helps sticklebacks or some other fishy cvnts.

[Sir C]

:nod: Pure theft. Mind you, I'm sure Sir C supports that as it probably helps sticklebacks or some other fishy cvnts.

Look, after the last lobster has been strangled by the plastic bit off psrb's six pack of Budweiser, where the fúck are you going to get your lobster? Daft búgger.

[Burney]

Look, after the last lobster has been strangled by the plastic bit off psrb's six pack of Budweiser, where the fúck are you going to get your lobster? Daft búgger.

I never had you down as a nanny state socialist type, but here we are. :-(

[PSRB]

Look, after the last lobster has been strangled by the plastic bit off psrb's six pack of Budweiser, where the fúck are you going to get your lobster? Daft búgger.

Budweiser :vsign:

Bud Light :thumbup:

[SWv2]

Budweiser :vsign:

Bud Light :thumbup:

Are you coming out in some way?

[Burney]

Are you coming out in some way?

Must admit, sw, I'm a bit shocked by this, too.

'Bud Light', for all love! :-(

[PSRB]

Are you coming out in some way?

It's an all day beer, can pick up a 10 pack and start drinking at 12 with no fear of being inebriated by the evening. Clearly wouldn't drink it if I was out on a session.

[Burney]

It's an all day beer, can pick up a 10 pack and start drinking at 12 with no fear of being inebriated by the evening. Clearly wouldn't drink it if I was out on a session.

I'm struggling to discern the point of drinking 10 beers and not being drunk.

Do you particularly enjoy frequent urination or something?

[PSRB]

I'm struggling to discern the point of drinking 10 beers and not being drunk.

Do you particularly enjoy frequent urination or something?

Just a generic cooking lager that's handy when the glw is working a weekend and I'm on daddy day care duties.

[Peter]

I'd agree that it decreases the amount of litter you see, but more from the point of view that tramps/poor people go around collecting them because they can make a few quid. People will still chuck a can on the floor rather than carrying it around so they can get 10p back.

THat is fantastic. When a tramp asks for spare change you can just finish your beer and hand him the bottle.

[SWv2]

THat is fantastic. When a tramp asks for spare change you can just finish your beer and hand him the bottle.

Is it normal to walk down the street in Chelmsford drinking beer from a bottle?

[redgunamo]

I never had you down as a nanny state socialist type, but here we are. :-(

I've long had my suspicions about the pair of you, to be honest.

[redgunamo]

Is it normal to walk down the street in Chelmsford drinking beer from a bottle?

Just P, I think.

[IUFG]

Budweiser :vsign:

Bud Light :thumbup:

Fúcking hell, p. I just hope that was cathartic for you. . .

[SWv2]

Just P, I think.

Perhaps he invites tramps into his house.

I have met him you know.

[PSRB]

Perhaps he invites tramps into his house.

I have met him you know.

What was his house like?

[Peter]

Is it normal to walk down the street in Chelmsford drinking beer from a bottle?

No, but then I dont live in Chelmsford. I also dont drink bottled beer.

It was a figure of speech. I was celebrating the fact that this will provide alternative sources of income for the homeless, particularly the more entrepreneurial among them. And as their collecting would both reduce litter and aid recycling it would effectively be a form of public service.

Well done the homeless!

[Peter]

Perhaps he invites tramps into his house.

I have met him you know.

And I look like the sort of person who would do a good deed for vulnerable people in a desperate situation?

Not your biggest insult, to be fair.....

[Peter]

What was his house like?

I might invite the homeless in but I would draw the line at drunken AWIMBERs.....

[redgunamo]

Perhaps he invites tramps into his house.

I have met him you know.

I've not had the pleasure. Perhaps fortunately, in that case.

[Pokster]

Thon fvcker Gove wanting to reintroduce a deposit and return thingy with bottles.

Good idea imo

[redgunamo]

No, but then I dont live in Chelmsford. I also dont drink bottled beer.

It was a figure of speech. I was celebrating the fact that this will provide alternative sources of income for the homeless, particularly the more entrepreneurial among them. And as their collecting would both reduce litter and aid recycling it would effectively be a form of public service.

Well done the homeless!

If the thing works out in any way the same as it does in the EU, it won't just be the homeless cashing in. Unless the Eurotrash beggar class are extremely, one might even say suspiciously well-turned out.

[Pokster]

I'm struggling to discern the point of drinking 10 beers and not being drunk.

Do you particularly enjoy frequent urination or something?

At my age it isn't a thing of choice

[barrybueno]

Ban the burkar!!!!

So you pull the burkar of the ****s head, take it to the machine and ka-ching!

****ing great, can see this catching on...

[SWv2]

No, but then I dont live in Chelmsford. I also dont drink bottled beer.

It was a figure of speech. I was celebrating the fact that this will provide alternative sources of income for the homeless, particularly the more entrepreneurial among them. And as their collecting would both reduce litter and aid recycling it would effectively be a form of public service.

Well done the homeless!

So the entire scenario was a lie, a charade created to shine you in a light which you were not fitting of?

For shame Pedro.

And Easter as well when Jesus Christ died for all men.

[Peter]

So the entire scenario was a lie, a charade created to shine you in a light which you were not fitting of?

For shame Pedro.

And Easter as well when Jesus Christ died for all men.

It was a sketch to illustrate the point. I didn't mean to offend anyone, least of all our lord Jesus Christ.