I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

[Monty92]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

[Burney]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

[Pokster]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

You are making sports up now..... what is the difference between a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and any other nationality Jui-Jitsu (apart from the pubic hair shaving jokes)

[PSRB]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

Brazillian and female, 2 words that you've never used in the same sentence before........

[Pokster]

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

Because he is a big girls blouse

[Monty92]

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

[Tony C]

Thank god it wasn’t Justine Kish...I’ll leave you to google her

[Sir C]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

[Pokster]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

so basically she is better at this than you?

[Burney]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

[Pat Vegas]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant :-(

I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

[Sir C]

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

[Burney]

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

[IUFG]

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

[IUFG]

I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

oh, I say, f. All rather embarrassing.

[redgunamo]

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

And hounds too.

[Monty92]

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance :-(

[Sir C]

Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.

I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

[IUFG]

But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

I quite agree. The sound of them, for a start.

That said, the acceleration of these new fangled electric cars is something to look forward to.

[Rich]

I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

Oh dear. Did you manage to escape the gym without anyone noticing?

I forgot a change of boxers at the gym yesterday so had to put my suit trousers back on commando style :-\ What I found is that this really focuses the mind when it comes to shaking properly after a pee for the rest of the day.

[World's End Stella]

I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

I eventually leased a VW Scirocco R, got a great deal. Then discovered that the f*cker has 280bhp and goes 0-60 in 5.8s. :yikes: