Waking on Sunday morning with a vicious hangover and a need for a fry up

[Sir C]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.

[Burney]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.

I'm aghast. Did your wife take a dim view?

[Sir C]

I'm aghast. Did your wife take a dim view?

Indeed not. I might add that it was my wife, together with your ex, who goaded me into doing it. wd v and r.

[Burney]

Indeed not. I might add that it was my wife, together with your ex, who goaded me into doing it. wd v and r.

I'm outraged. Chips for breakfast is basically how the Roman Empire declined and fell. Except with them it was probably dormice and bumming.

[Sir C]

I'm outraged. Chips for breakfast is basically how the Roman Empire declined and fell. Except with them it was probably dormice and bumming.

These were skinny chips, twice-fried the night before, then thirdly-fried. Oh God now I'm salivating. I ADDED BROWN SAUCE! BROWN!

[Burney]

These were skinny chips, twice-fried the night before, then thirdly-fried. Oh God now I'm salivating. I ADDED BROWN SAUCE! BROWN!

:-( You sick fvck. Are you preparing for living in the north by becoming a barbaric animal with no impulse control?

[Luis Anaconda]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.
I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

[Sir C]

:-( You sick fvck. Are you preparing for living in the north by becoming a barbaric animal with no impulse control?

My only regret was the lack of fried bread.

Afterwards I had toast and marmalade. Lime marmalade.

Then I groaned on the sofa for some hours.

[Burney]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

Without wishing to sound churlish, why did they not have the St Patrick's Day parade on...y'know...St Patrick's Day?

[Sir C]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

5:30 is a decent effort la. wd.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I suppose the country hosts a nation of drunks who cannot wait to celebrate St Patrick's Day the Sunday before it arrives

[Burney]

My only regret was the lack of fried bread.

Afterwards I had toast and marmalade. Lime marmalade.

Then I groaned on the sofa for some hours.

I made Coq Au Vin the other week. As always, the best bit was the discs of fried bread dipped in the sauce. Why is fried bread so good?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Chips with a fry up are pure Motorway service station C
Did you have a tall sugar dispenser and a set of specialist car plates next to you on the table ?

[Burney]

5:30 is a decent effort la. wd.

My days of drinking until 5.30 are behind me. :-(

[Sir C]

I made Coq Au Vin the other week. As always, the best bit was the discs of fried bread dipped in the sauce. Why is fried bread so good?

It's always good but, of course, it's best when fried in bacon grease.

[Rich]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

Two points, if I may.

1. The pubs are open at 0530 hours?
2. This seems necessarily late for a man of your vintage to stay out. Haven't you learnt that nothing good ever happens after midnight?

[SWv2]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

St Patricks day is next Saturday mate.

Not every fúcking parade is us.

[Burney]

St Patricks day is next Saturday mate.

Not every fúcking parade is us.

I think la accidentally ended up in a neo-nazi rally.

[Ash]

Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity.

It certainly is. Except that the yolk is also there to dip sausage into, and you end up needing a lot of eggs.

[Luis Anaconda]

Without wishing to sound churlish, why did they not have the St Patrick's Day parade on...y'know...St Patrick's Day?

It's always on the Sunday beforehand - I don't even know why they have one. I hate it

[Luis Anaconda]

Two points, if I may.

1. The pubs are open at 0530 hours?
2. This seems necessarily late for a man of your vintage to stay out. Haven't you learnt that nothing good ever happens after midnight?
1 It was a lock-in - though they generally can stay open later here anyway. I think the latest/earliest I have left a pub is 9am after the McGregor/Mayweather fight. Stayed pretty late a couple of times during the Ashes as well
2 Absolutely not, doc. Shocking planning

[Luis Anaconda]

St Patricks day is next Saturday mate.

Not every fúcking parade is us.

Irisch/Bayerisch innit

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/munich-has-its-st-patrick-s-day-parade-a-week-early-1.3423302