Monty, you have crossed the line....your cancer wishing might be frowned upon

[Pokster]

but calling Sir David Attenborough a **** is a crime in itself, apologise at once of I will get very cross

[Ash]

but calling Sir David Attenborough a **** is a crime in itself, apologise at once of I will get very cross

He is a massive misanthropist tbf.

Attenborough, as well as Monty.

[7sisters]

I've never really bought into the mass Attenborough jerking circle. His voice grates upon me. It resonates with a withering and slightly effete register. :shrug:

[Burney]

but calling Sir David Attenborough a **** is a crime in itself, apologise at once of I will get very cross

He’s a filthy, warmist, safari jacket-wearing ****, p.

[Pokster]

He’s a filthy, warmist, safari jacket-wearing ****, p.

You are now officially, on the list

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He is a massive misanthropist tbf.

Attenborough, as well as Monty.

Sir David's misanthropy derives from his witnessing man's mindless destruction of this beautiful planet.

I wouldn't call Monty a misanthropist. I'd call him a big nosed ****.

[Sir C]

He’s a filthy, warmist, safari jacket-wearing ****, p.

Steady on. Nothing wrong with a safari jacket/suit.

[Ash]

Sir David's misanthropy derives from his witnessing man's mindless destruction of this beautiful planet.


If it wasn't for man, there would be no-one to observe that it is beautiful.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

If it wasn't for man, there would be no-one to observe that it is beautiful.

If a tree falls down in a forest and lands on an absurdists head, does he holler like any other ****?

[Sir C]

Sir David's misanthropy derives from his witnessing man's mindless destruction of this beautiful planet.

I wouldn't call Monty a misanthropist. I'd call him a big nosed ****.

Sir David's misanthropy derives from being human. He has seen the evil that men do. He has probably done plenty of it himself. He has seen his friends cheat on their wives. He has seen meanness, selfishness of spirit, disloyalty, unkindness and sloth. He has watched bad people prosper. He has been tempted in these ways himself, and may well have succombed.

Man is a pestilence and deserves to be swept away. Amen.

[PSRB]

Steady on. Nothing wrong with a safari jacket/suit.

I beg to differ.

Although, one forgets that Gillian Taylforth was once rather fit
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[Burney]

Sir David's misanthropy derives from being human. He has seen the evil that men do. He has probably done plenty of it himself. He has seen his friends cheat on their wives. He has seen meanness, selfishness of spirit, disloyalty, unkindness and sloth. He has watched bad people prosper. He has been tempted in these ways himself, and may well have succombed.

Man is a pestilence and deserves to be swept away. Amen.

He’s probably watched men cheat on their wives and commented on it breathily whilst pulling himself off, the dirty, lefty pervert ****.

[Burney]

Sir David's misanthropy derives from his witnessing man's mindless destruction of this beautiful planet.

I wouldn't call Monty a misanthropist. I'd call him a big nosed ****.

Nothing ‘mindless’ about it. Nature is our implacable enemy. Always has been. We’ve spent the entirety of human history fighting it. But the minute we actually perceive ourselves (wrongly) to be on top of nature, we get a bit sentimental about it? Bóllocks.

[Sir C]

He’s probably watched men cheat on their wives and commented on it breathily whilst pulling himself off, the dirty, lefty pervert ****.

I think we've all done that, b.

[Burney]

I beg to differ.

Although, one forgets that Gillian Taylforth was once rather fit
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In a very council sort of way*, yes.

*NTTAWWI

[Burney]

I think we've all done that, b.

I just lunched alone at the local Spaniardish. Padron peppers, Jamon Serrano and two glasses of a rather fine Crianza. The patroness also happens to be utterly, utterly gorgeous. *sigh*

[Sir C]

I just lunched alone at the local Spaniardish. Padron peppers, Jamon Serrano and two glasses of a rather fine Crianza. The patroness also happens to be utterly, utterly gorgeous. *sigh*

Spanishish? All dark flashing eyes and a hairy back? Nice.

[Burney]

Spanishish? All dark flashing eyes and a hairy back? Nice.

:nod: I wouldn’t mind a chance to find out about the hirsuteness or otherwise of her back.

However, one’s flirting is rather curtailed by her husband glaring balefully through the hatch and ringing his wee bell. :-(

[Ash]

:nod: I wouldn’t mind a chance to find out about the hirsuteness or otherwise of her back.

However, one’s flirting is rather curtailed by her husband glaring balefully through the hatch and ringing his wee bell. :-(

He probably feels he'd be within his rights to want to duff you up - trying to nick his bird 'n all.

After you've paid your bill, of course.