‘The anonymous masturbator from Japan’ is my new favourite phrase in a newspaper

[Burney]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/

[barrybueno]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/

Do like the way they have no qualms about throwing in the word '****'

The last sentence is glorious imo

Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid. :hehe:

[redgunamo]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/

Sounds like something from the Two Ronnies.

[Tony C]

Should’ve done a posh **** imo

ie with a condom.

Friggin amateurs imo :clap:

#NoGloveNoLove