View Full Version : ‘The anonymous masturbator from Japan’ is my new favourite phrase in a newspaper
Burney
02-22-2018, 01:34 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/
barrybueno
02-22-2018, 01:42 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/
Do like the way they have no qualms about throwing in the word '****'
The last sentence is glorious imo
Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid. :hehe:
redgunamo
02-22-2018, 01:46 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/
Sounds like something from the Two Ronnies.
Tony C
02-22-2018, 07:49 PM
Should’ve done a posh **** imo
ie with a condom.
Friggin amateurs imo :clap:
#NoGloveNoLove
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