The problem with this, of course, is that she's effectively admitting to sexual

[Monty92]

assault

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10211532615018058&set=a.1170702034782.2025926.1444920156&type=3&theater

[Sir C]

assault

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10211532615018058&set=a.1170702034782.2025926.1444920156&type=3&theater

You were a very early adopter of the transers, m. Did you ever have anything pushed up your bottom?

[Burney]

assault

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10211532615018058&set=a.1170702034782.2025926.1444920156&type=3&theater

Is she? Is it not just that we tend not to care that much as long as we're getting our hole?

Mind you, I did have to ask a lady if she would be so kind as to stop strangling me once.

[Monty92]

You were a very early adopter of the transers, m. Did you ever have anything pushed up your bottom?

Pardon? xxx

[Monty92]

Is she? Is it not just that we tend not to care that much as long as we're getting our hole?

Mind you, I did have to ask a lady if she would be so kind as to stop strangling me once.

By her own standards, then yes. She's pretty much admitted to shoving a finger up a bloke's arse without his consent. Granted, she seems to be saying that she immediately withdrew it when he complained, but "rape is rape", right?

I was once seeing a girl who had told me that she absolutely freaks the fúck out when anyone touches her neck. During an intimate moment curiosity got the better of me.

She wasn't lying :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You were a very early adopter of the transers, m. Did you ever have anything pushed up your bottom?

I think that's a scurrilous and libellous suggestion, especially given you know damn well that Monty has done no such thing.

Just because he was brave enough to confide in us that he once sucked a ladyboy's cock gives you no excuse to level blanket accusations of homosexual deviances against him.

[Burney]

By her own standards, then yes. She's pretty much admitted to shoving a finger up a bloke's arse without his consent. Granted, she seems to be saying that she immediately withdrew it when he complained, but "rape is rape", right?

I was once seeing a girl who had told me that she absolutely freaks the fúck out when anyone touches her neck. During an intimate moment curiosity got the better of me.

She wasn't lying :-(

The odd exploratory finger here or there during the act is not 'rape' or 'sexual assault', it's just part of having sex. Life would be rather joyless if we had to memorise a list each other's do's or don'ts that had been established beforehand.

Mind you, the strangling thing was odd. She'd stop when asked, but once she'd got back into it, she'd absent-mindedly start strangling one again. It was really quite irritating.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

But that was your wife b and it was nothing to do with lovemaking, she was simply trying to kill you.

[Burney]

But that was your wife b and it was nothing to do with lovemaking, she was simply trying to kill you.

It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.

[Sir C]

I think that's a scurrilous and libellous suggestion, especially given you know damn well that Monty has done no such thing.

Just because he was brave enough to confide in us that he once sucked a ladyboy's cock gives you no excuse to level blanket accusations of homosexual deviances against him.

I simply wish to know whether he was penetrated up the pooper :shrug:

[Sir C]

It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.

I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare :-(

[Burney]

I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare :-(

:hehe: She had quite the line in patter, too. A level and intensity of dirty talk that was actually quite off-putting.

All in all, a mistake. :-\

[IUFG]

but "rape is rape", right?

actually it would be sexual assault by penetration, but I get your drift...

[IUFG]

All in all, a mistake. :-\

as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having :nod:

[Burney]

as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having :nod:

Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?

[IUFG]

Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?

this one's on the house :thumbup:

[Just Trent]

assault

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10211532615018058&set=a.1170702034782.2025926.1444920156&type=3&theater

What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.

[Burney]

What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.

You'd think twice about shaking hands with her for a start.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

assault

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10211532615018058&set=a.1170702034782.2025926.1444920156&type=3&theater


Hmmmm. so all those times your mum pulled down my trousers and su*ked me off without asking me first.....