Good heavens. I really don't know where to start with this one.

[Burney]

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/19/does-my-boyfriends-masturbation-style-prevent-him-orgasming-during-sex

[Sir C]

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/19/does-my-boyfriends-masturbation-style-prevent-him-orgasming-during-sex

It sounds to me like she's little bit the minger, or possibly porker, and he's making poor excuses.

Mind you, at 16 he should be happy to bone anything with a pulse.

[Luis Anaconda]

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/19/does-my-boyfriends-masturbation-style-prevent-him-orgasming-during-sex
May I suggest just don't?

[Burney]

It sounds to me like she's little bit the minger, or possibly porker, and he's making poor excuses.

Mind you, at 16 he should be happy to bone anything with a pulse.

I would say that 'Sorry, but I'm more used to having sex with furniture' is a bit more than a poor excuse.

[barrybueno]

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/19/does-my-boyfriends-masturbation-style-prevent-him-orgasming-during-sex

She needs to dress up like a mattress and put a pillow case over her head, job done, ooh I seem to be good at this **** imo

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/feb/19/does-my-boyfriends-masturbation-style-prevent-him-orgasming-during-sex


She clearly doesn't turn him on. A bit like Monty's mum