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PSRB
02-20-2018, 09:47 AM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken
Burney
02-20-2018, 09:54 AM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken

My favourite bit of this story is all the outrage.

Look at this freak, for instance.

https://twitter.com/DanniMcmillan7/status/965615290057936896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fembed.wakelet.com%2Fwakes%2F aaa8583d-5d2f-4492-95a2-130e4cbd162a%2Flist
Luis Anaconda
02-20-2018, 09:55 AM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken

Who would have thought DHL would **** up though?
Burney
02-20-2018, 10:00 AM
Who would have thought DHL would **** up though?

Couldn't they just pop down to Lidl for some? Lazy sods.
Sir C
02-20-2018, 10:01 AM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken

I've got a few they're welcome to. Might be a bit tough, I suppose.
Burney
02-20-2018, 10:14 AM
I've got a few they're welcome to. Might be a bit tough, I suppose.

:yikes: God almighty. They even closed the one in West Croydon. I'm amazed there weren't riots. I can only assume Chicken Cottage and Morleys have been able to take up the slack.

They do love their fried chicken.
Sir C
02-20-2018, 10:16 AM
:yikes: God almighty. They even closed the one in West Croydon. I'm amazed there weren't riots. I can only assume Chicken Cottage and Morleys have been able to take up the slack.

They do love their fried chicken.

I realised recently actually that two of my very favourite things are fried chicken and watermelon.

I suspect there is something my mother didn't tell me :-(
Burney
02-20-2018, 10:20 AM
I realised recently actually that two of my very favourite things are fried chicken and watermelon.

I suspect there is something my mother didn't tell me :-(

Hmmm. You're a very poor dancer, though.
Sir C
02-20-2018, 10:21 AM
Hmmm. You're a very poor dancer, though.

Oh, I don't know. You should have seen me jive, back in the day.*

*1943/44
Just Trent
02-20-2018, 11:01 AM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken

I've never eaten KFC. Looking at the news report last night, I'm confident I haven't missed out on too much.
barrybueno
02-20-2018, 12:57 PM
sterling work from a company whose raison d'être is selling chicken

South Park ahead of the game as usual

875

Get Eric Cartman on the blower imo
IUFG
02-20-2018, 01:00 PM
Couldn't they just pop down to Lidl for some? Lazy sods.

Different variants innit.

Halal stuff goes to the big cities. 'Normal', mass killed chicken for everywhere else.

This lot supply them :puke:
https://www.theguardian.com/business/video/2017/sep/28/undercover-inside-the-chicken-factory-video
Ash
02-20-2018, 01:45 PM
South Park ahead of the game as usual

875

Get Eric Cartman on the blower imo

:thumbup:

Now, for the third time of asking, have you experienced this?

http://static9.cdn.ubisoft.com/resource/en-US/game/southpark/thefracturedbutwhole/spfbw-og-meta-image.jpg
Viva Prat Vegas
02-20-2018, 02:54 PM
Sir C "I realised recently actually that two of my very favourite things are fried chicken and watermelon.

I suspect there is something my mother didn't tell me "

:rubchin:
And you are fond of African Woodbines :sherlock:
Do you drive around playing offensive rap at full volume ?
Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-20-2018, 02:58 PM
Sir C "I realised recently actually that two of my very favourite things are fried chicken and watermelon.

I suspect there is something my mother didn't tell me "

:rubchin:
And you are fond of African Woodbines :sherlock:
Do you drive around playing offensive rap at full volume ?

And do you actually steal those cars you sell?