Dinner?

[Sir C]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

[TheCurly]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

KFC has no chicken Sir C :-(
I need proper hangover food

[SWv2]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

Corn Flakes. Digestives, glass of milk.

[Sir C]

KFC has no chicken Sir C :-(
I need proper hangover food

Wait, c. How can KFC have no chicken? That's literally what they do - chicken is their raison d'etre.

Can't you get some chicken from the petrol station?

[Sir C]

Corn Flakes. Digestives, glass of milk.

That's no dinner for a chap of your age. You need vegetables and roughage.

I dread to think what your colon looks like.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

beef through one of those hand operated mincers. I get value mince from ASDA so I know it contains the cow's very arsehole.

Are you on first name terms with your butcher c or do you bark his surname when you order your meats to remind him of his place?

[TheCurly]

Wait, c. How can KFC have no chicken? That's literally what they do - chicken is their raison d'etre.

Can't you get some chicken from the petrol station?

I'm told it's the fault of DHL
I don't believe it for a second tbh.As we all know,not one single courier ever has made a balls of a delivery

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Bit like a brothel running out of fanny innit.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sweet and sour chicken with pea fried rice and an Oriental snack selection
Late Chinese New Year celebration meal

[SWv2]

That's no dinner for a chap of your age. You need vegetables and roughage.

I dread to think what your colon looks like.

I will have some Haribos and maybe some refreshers also.

[redgunamo]

Sweet and sour chicken with pea fried rice and an Oriental snack selection
Late Chinese New Year celebration meal

Chew it well, V. I understand it's the year of the dog :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You have the brain of a sage and the taste buds of a kid

[Viva Prat Vegas]

^^^ For Steve

[Sir C]

beef through one of those hand operated mincers. I get value mince from ASDA so I know it contains the cow's very arsehole.

Are you on first name terms with your butcher c or do you bark his surname when you order your meats to remind him of his place?

I am on first name terms with my butcher h. Who isn't, in the name of God? Also my fishmonger, vintner, hairdresser and tailor. These are the important people in one's life.

[redgunamo]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

Sausage, chips and beans and bubble & squeak. Apple pie, ice cream; beer. Brandy.

[Sir C]

Sweet and sour chicken with pea fried rice and an Oriental snack selection
Late Chinese New Year celebration meal

This is a ready meal, isn't it s?

Please don't microwave it. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh no R
I could have gone for beef in black bean sauce
If so I would have been thinking of your hounds
:-(

[Sir C]

Sausage, chips and beans and bubble & squeak. Apple pie, ice cream; beer. Brandy.

Wurst mit pommes or proper sausage and chips?

[SWv2]

You have the brain of a sage and the taste buds of a kid

Nah, I just can’t be fúcked on a Monday as I am in from work about 6:30 and back out 6:45, back then around 8:30 so bóllocks to knocking up something more substantial at that point.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

It is a ready meal C and worry not
It will not be microwaved because I don't have a microwave
20 minutes in the oven with a pause after 10 to add a drop of water to the rice partition

[Ash]

Sausage, chips and beans and bubble & squeak. Apple pie, ice cream; beer. Brandy.

Can you get proper beans over in Forrin, redg? Orange ones, I mean.

[Sir C]

It is a ready meal C and worry not
It will not be microwaved because I don't have a microwave
20 minutes in the oven with a pause after 10 to add a drop of water to the rice partition

Can you get ribs, s? I'd definitely get some ribs.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

No ribs C Not on top of the main meal
2 wontons and a prawn toast
Now I want some seaweed for roughage

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Can't you get some chicken from the petrol station?"

If you can get grass from your petrol station a chiicken should be a doddle

[redgunamo]

Can you get proper beans over in Forrin, redg? Orange ones, I mean.

Yes, more and more so, as it happens. Heinz, of course, and lots of supermarket own-brand ones too. Even my family of Eurotrash eats them heartily now, after many years.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I am on first name terms with my butcher h. Who isn't, in the name of God? Also my fishmonger, vintner, hairdresser and tailor. These are the important people in one's life.

Although I expect your butcher considers himself socially superior to a car salesman. And a gentleman has a barber c. Hairdressers are for ladies and homosexualists.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.


Mutton curry.

[Sir C]

Mutton curry.

Goat or sheep?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Goat or sheep?

Sheep. It was good and there are left overs to take to work for lunch later in the week :cloud9:

[redgunamo]

Wurst mit pommes or proper sausage and chips?

Fancy foreign muck obviously. They don't like chips; they're just poorly-prepared Pommes apparently :-|

[redgunamo]

Oh no R
I could have gone for beef in black bean sauce
If so I would have been thinking of your hounds
:-(

Chow Chow Chow Mein :\

[World's End Stella]

apparently.

Most likely vegetarian only and with bottled beer to drink.

Otherwise I will be :toilet: time.