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Burney
02-14-2018, 10:56 AM
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
Monty92
02-14-2018, 11:01 AM
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?
Billy Goat Sverige
02-14-2018, 11:03 AM
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
I got mine colouring pencils and a colouring book. Bet she wasn’t expecting that :clap:
Pokster
02-14-2018, 11:03 AM
Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?
I don't think B wants to have sex with you though?
Burney
02-14-2018, 11:04 AM
Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?
I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.
I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.
Monty92
02-14-2018, 11:05 AM
I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.
I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.
Fair enough.
I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(
Burney
02-14-2018, 11:10 AM
Fair enough.
I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)
Hand cream? Jesus wept. Every time I start to forget how effete you are, you come out with something like that to remind me.
Burney
02-14-2018, 11:11 AM
Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(
Because, as any fule kno, a, Valentine's Day is not about romance, it's about gaining ground in the trench warfare of male-female relationships.
Because, as any fule kno, a, Valentine's Day is not about romance, it's about gaining ground in the trench warfare of male-female relationships.
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
Monty92
02-14-2018, 11:21 AM
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
:-\ Have you considered transgenderism? You seem confused...
Burney
02-14-2018, 11:24 AM
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
Pah! That's pansy talk, a!
Sir C
02-14-2018, 11:29 AM
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
wd a. She's far too good for you, of course.
Peter
02-14-2018, 11:37 AM
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy. :-)
Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.
People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.
:p
Burney
02-14-2018, 11:46 AM
Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.
People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.
:p
Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.
Peter
02-14-2018, 11:48 AM
Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.
Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
02-14-2018, 12:03 PM
Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days. :-(
You mean Feb 14th. It's just like any other day?
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
02-14-2018, 12:09 PM
Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......
You sound like you would be better off single?
barrybueno
02-14-2018, 12:42 PM
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
Fistpump to follow as well? My word B, she really will have a lot of catching up to do.
I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.
Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.
Luis Anaconda
02-14-2018, 01:08 PM
I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.
Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.
Watching Real Madrid PSG instead
Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.
People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.
:p
I've had my share of wrong 'uns back in the day, Pierre, so forgive me celebrating finding a good one. :-)
Watching Real Madrid PSG instead
Indeed.
Stress free knockout stages of the CL. What is not to enjoy.
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
02-14-2018, 02:32 PM
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
If you are giving Valentine's day any sort of importance, you haven't won at all.
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