Who's going to a wedding at the beginning of March?

[Sir C]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

[Luis Anaconda]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

I have one at the end of March in Derbyshire - international weekend at least, so not missing any football

[Monty92]

I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.

Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.




Cambridgeshire, innit?

[Ash]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

No. It clashes with a family event.

[SWv2]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

Who is getting married?

[Burney]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

March is in Cambridgeshire, yes.

[redgunamo]

I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.

Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.

Perhaps he wants to get in your face, rub your nose in it. So to speak.

[Peter]

I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.

Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.

Well, we all are arent we, us straight men? To some extent at least. Its a key element of our collective toxicity.

[Ash]

Who is getting married?

The man who used to ply his trade on here as Homer J.

[Sir C]

Who is getting married?

You clearly haven't been invited :sniff:

[redgunamo]

Cambridgeshire, innit?

Everyone loves a good wedding, I reckon.

[SWv2]

Well, we all are arent we, us straight men? To some extent at least. Its a key element of our collective toxicity.

I'm not.

I work with a poove.

[Peter]

Perhaps he wants to get in your face, rub your nose in it. So to speak.

Exactly. And we are expected to swallow it......

Too much?.....:(

[Sir C]

No. It clashes with a family event.

That's a shame. It would have been nice to catch up.

[Sir C]

Everyone loves a good wedding, I reckon.

I hate weddings. I'm only going to this one because I feel a great deal of warmth towards the gentleman in question.

[Peter]

I'm not.

I work with a poove.

So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.

Gay is the new BME.

[SWv2]

You clearly haven't been invited :sniff:

Is it the wee ginger Royal who pretended to be a soldier for a while?

[SWv2]

So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.

Gay is the new BME.

Help me out here Pedro.

[redgunamo]

Exactly. And we are expected to swallow it......

Too much?.....:(

I wouldn't know; I'm a married man. A proper one, I mean. Not like all you homos.

[Sir C]

So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.

Gay is the new BME.

Nonsense. Gay is extremely passé now. In fact, I can almost feel the wind leavers the transers' sails... it's all about the chicks at the moment, but by next week it will be some other victim. Disableds, maybe. They must be due a turn.

[Burney]

So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.

Gay is the new BME.

Nah. Gays are mainstream and respectable these days. They'll complain about it if you give them long enough. The transers have nicked their act

[Burney]

Help me out here Pedro.

It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).

Darkies, basically.

[Burney]

Nonsense. Gay is extremely passé now. In fact, I can almost feel the wind leavers the transers' sails... it's all about the chicks at the moment, but by next week it will be some other victim. Disableds, maybe. They must be due a turn.

Nah. Nobody wants the disableds. They're too off-putting.

[redgunamo]

It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).

Darkies, basically.

A shamefully ignored, fine body of men, I think we can all agree.

[Sir C]

It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).

Darkies, basically.

Black Asian Minority Ethnic

[Burney]

A shamefully ignored, fine body of men, I think we can all agree.

:nod: With a great sense of rhythm.

[SWv2]

Black Asian Minority Ethnic

So are these people black or Asian?

[Sir C]

Is it the wee ginger Royal who pretended to be a soldier for a while?

You are talking about your future king's brother. Show a little respect.

[Burney]

Black Asian Minority Ethnic

So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.

[Sir C]

So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.

I'm including me in there. I've got bog-dwellers on both sides, that's got to be ethnic.

[Burney]

I'm including me in there. I've got bog-dwellers on both sides, that's got to be ethnic.

No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.

It's all quite confusing.

[Sir C]

So are these people black or Asian?

Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.

You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.

[Sir C]

No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.

It's all quite confusing.

How come my missus calls me a wog then?

[SWv2]

You are talking about your future king's brother. Show a little respect.

I don't have a future king.

The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.

:-|

[redgunamo]

:nod: With a great sense of rhythm.

:nod: The wife and I won a prize for our jitterbug the other week.

[SWv2]

So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.

So mean. The poor lad is probably dying of thirst as he had some carbs at 11am.

[Sir C]

I don't have a future king.

The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.

:-|

Have you fallen asleep on your keyboard sw?

[Burney]

Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.

You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.

:nod: These lads'll have to get their callipers out again.

862

[Burney]

How come my missus calls me a wog then?


Because she's a colonialist oppressor who clearly sees you as a mere sexual plaything.

[Sir C]

Because she's a colonialist oppressor who clearly sees you as a mere sexual plaything.

:hehe: sexual plaything.

:-(

[Burney]

I don't have a future king.

The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.

:-|

Well you say 'we' but it was Dermot McMurrough who invited Strongbow and the lads in to give old Rory a fierce beating.

[Burney]

:hehe: sexual plaything.

:-(

:shrug: You had a good run.

[SWv2]

Well you say 'we' but it was Dermot McMurrough who invited Strongbow and the lads in to give old Rory a fierce beating.

Who knew.

https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/meet-the-last-king-of-ireland-living-off-donegal

[Burney]

Who knew.

https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/meet-the-last-king-of-ireland-living-off-donegal

I notice he has an open packet of Tayto there. Not Cheese and Onion, though. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

I notice he has an open packet of Tayto there. Not Cheese and Onion, though. :-(

Tory Island - how fitting

[Tony C]

Been invited to won in Cape Town

Probably going it a miss as I don’t want to get locked up for spending too long in the shower or flushing the toilet for a no1 imo

[Pokster]

:shrug: You had a good run.

5k wasn't it

[Peter]

It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).

Darkies, basically.

Black and minority ethnics. I dont know why black is separate. I also don't know why minority ethnic is fine but ethnic minority is offensive.

Then again, I wouldn't know would I.

[redgunamo]

Black and minority ethnics. I dont know why black is separate. I also don't know why minority ethnic is fine but ethnic minority is offensive.

Then again, I wouldn't know would I.

Why not. Your sort invented it, I thought?

[SWv2]

Black and minority ethnics. I dont know why black is separate. I also don't know why minority ethnic is fine but ethnic minority is offensive.

Then again, I wouldn't know would I.

As an ethnic minority I am happy with either and offended by neither.

[redgunamo]

As an ethnic minority I am happy with either and offended by neither.

Sometimes, you are no fun at all :-(

[Ash]

As an ethnic minority I am happy with either and offended by neither.

How can you be an ethnic minority? You are an Irishman living in Ireland.

[SWv2]

How can you be an ethnic minority? You are an Irishman living in Ireland.

The Irish are an ethnic minority in the UK. I lived in your country for many years as an ethnic minority.

Please don't continue to oppress me or I shall be offended.

[Burney]

Black and minority ethnics. I dont know why black is separate. I also don't know why minority ethnic is fine but ethnic minority is offensive.

Then again, I wouldn't know would I.

So not necessarily darkies, then?

[Burney]

The Irish are an ethnic minority in the UK. I lived in your country for many years as an ethnic minority.

Please don't continue to oppress me or I shall be offended.

So does that mean I'm an ethnic minority? Am I being oppressed? And, more importantly, can I make any money out of it?

[SWv2]

So does that mean I'm an ethnic minority? Am I being oppressed? And, more importantly, can I make any money out of it?

I don't think regular summer holidays in Wexford count.

[Burney]

I don't think regular summer holidays in Wexford count.


Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up. :nod:

[Sir C]

Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up. :nod:

Bogtrotter. How come you've got a British passport? It's a fúcking disgrace. If I had my way I'd send the lot of you home.

[SWv2]

Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up. :nod:

Yes but you have long since denounced your proud Irish heritage even though it is not one to be ashamed off like the Dutch hand pisser.

Being an ethnic minority and being oppressed as a result is not something you can just turn on and off.

People died remember.

[Burney]

Bogtrotter. How come you've got a British passport? It's a fúcking disgrace. If I had my way I'd send the lot of you home.

Which half of yourself would you send home?

[Sir C]

Which half of yourself would you send home?

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

[Burney]

Yes but you have long since denounced your proud Irish heritage even though it is not one to be ashamed off like the Dutch hand pisser.

Being an ethnic minority and being oppressed as a result is not something you can just turn on and off.

People died remember.

Clearly, sw, you are not up with the latest understanding of micro-aggressions. I can identify as anything and be offended by anything I bloody well like.

I can certainly remember someone telling an Irish joke I didn't find at all funny. Does that count? Mind you, I did always like the one about the two IRA me whose bomb goes off early and Mick says 'Paddy, I've lost an arm', to which Mick replies 'No you haven't, Paddy, It's over here."

:hehe: Very funny, I thought.

[SWv2]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My young lad has about 4 light sabres in the house yet he is not actually a Jedi.

[Burney]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My parents have always had Irish passports for reasons I don't really understand.

[Sir C]

Clearly, sw, you are not up with the latest understanding of micro-aggressions. I can identify as anything and be offended by anything I bloody well like.

I can certainly remember someone telling an Irish joke I didn't find at all funny. Does that count? Mind you, I did always like the one about the two IRA me whose bomb goes off early and Mick says 'Paddy, I've lost an arm', to which Mick replies 'No you haven't, Paddy, It's over here."

:hehe: Very funny, I thought.

It's alright, bit it's no, 'tree fellers required', is it?

[Sir C]

My parents have always had Irish passports for reasons I don't really understand.

Are they prepared for next year's forced repatriation? I understand from Twitter that there will be concentration camps involved.

[Sir C]

My young lad has about 4 light sabres in the house yet he is not actually a Jedi.

She's definitely not a Jedi, sw, you're right there.

[Burney]

It's alright, bit it's no, 'tree fellers required', is it?

It's better when I do the funny accents, to be sure.

[Burney]

Are they prepared for next year's forced repatriation? I understand from Twitter that there will be concentration camps involved.

Ah, well. It's no more than they deserve, to be fair.

[Peter]

The Irish are an ethnic minority in the UK. I lived in your country for many years as an ethnic minority.

Please don't continue to oppress me or I shall be offended.

Right, but you live in Ireland. As an Irishman.

[barrybueno]

Perhaps he wants to get in your face, rub your nose in it. So to speak.

Hehe nice reds

[barrybueno]

Nah. Gays are mainstream and respectable these days. They'll complain about it if you give them long enough. The transers have nicked their act

heh nice B