OK, I'm bored of being on my notice period now.

[Burney]

I'm not allowed out of the office, can't work from home (fair enough really as I'd be on my allotment if I were) and have nothing meaningful to do except prepare a 'handover document' of dubious value.


BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDD! :yawn:

[Pokster]

I'm not allowed out of the office, can't work from home (fair enough really as I'd be on my allotment if I were) and have nothing meaningful to do except prepare a 'handover document' of dubious value.


BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDD! :yawn:

Just post endless stuff on Awimb...... oh

[Pat Vegas]

I'm not allowed out of the office, can't work from home (fair enough really as I'd be on my allotment if I were) and have nothing meaningful to do except prepare a 'handover document' of dubious value.


BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDD! :yawn:

in my last job it was so boring I just ended up reading endless wikipedia pages. would click the links within the article and see where it would take me.

[barrybueno]

I'm not allowed out of the office, can't work from home (fair enough really as I'd be on my allotment if I were) and have nothing meaningful to do except prepare a 'handover document' of dubious value.


BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDD! :yawn:

You can answer my question from the other day then, are you going back to Selsdon?

[Burney]

You can answer my question from the other day then, are you going back to Selsdon?

No. Dartford.

[Luis Anaconda]

No. Dartford.

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

[7sisters]

I say B. Well done on the new job and all that. Does this mean you'll now be engaged in a proper job. The type of role that requires one to be a tad more engaged with actually putting in some graft within working hours; as opposed to being afforded the luxury of spending unlimited amounts of time, posting **** on here. ?

[7sisters]

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

Don't say anymore la. You'll ruin the image you've cultivated of being on overseas delegation, while working at the cutting edge of news and current affairs..

[Sir C]

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

Airplane? Airfúckingplane? Are you a septic?

What about aircraft cabins?

[Luis Anaconda]

Airplane? Airfúckingplane? Are you a septic?

What about aircraft cabins?

Depends on which Aeroline has them

[Burney]

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

200 words? Piece of píss imo.

[Sir C]

No. Dartford.

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

[Sir C]

Depends on which Aeroline has them

Riddle me this. Which airline first put lie flat beds into business class and changed the whole paradigm at one fell swoop? God bless whoever it was, anyway.

[Burney]

Airplane? Airfúckingplane? Are you a septic?

What about aircraft cabins?

I think he should call the piece ‘Plane Speaking’ just to annoy you.

[Luis Anaconda]

Riddle me this. Which airline first put lie flat beds into business class and changed the whole paradigm at one fell swoop? God bless whoever it was, anyway.

Qatar? I'm sorry I have a cold

[Ash]

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

I had a pint in the pub next to the river there while walking the Darent Valley.

[Luis Anaconda]

200 words? Piece of píss imo.

It is but I lack motivation. It's almost beer time

[Burney]

We can lunch. Down Farningham, like in the old days.

:nod: I was thinking this.

[Sir C]

I think he should call the piece ‘Plane Speaking’ just to annoy you.

Believe it or not, that's the name of the Old Elthamian's magazine. Because of the big plane tree outside Central Hall.

A pun. They're using a pun. :-(

[Burney]

It is but I lack motivation. It's almost beer time

Just blurb on for a bit, chucking in some factoids you got off the internet like everyone else. :shrug:

It’s not like anyone reads the thing, is it?

[Sir C]

I had a pint in the pub next to the river there while walking the Darent Valley.

Just by the bridge there? I remember a beautiful summer's evening having a meal there with b and his gl and his daughter, who was a tiny wee thing. :cry: Why does everything have to change, a? :cry:

[Sir C]

Just blurb on for a bit, chucking in some factoids you got off the internet like everyone else. :shrug:

It’s not like anyone reads the thing, is it?

For a brief period I used to actually open it just to see la's name. Now it goes, unopened, straight into the bin, of course.

[Luis Anaconda]

Just blurb on for a bit, chucking in some factoids you got off the internet like everyone else. :shrug:

It’s not like anyone reads the thing, is it?

I was thinking more of waiting til Monday and getting my colleague to do it

[Sir C]

Qatar? I'm sorry I have a cold

I'm sure it was a transatlantic carrier.

[Burney]

I had a pint in the pub next to the river there while walking the Darent Valley.

The Lion? Nice garden, but the Pied Bull’s better.

[Ash]

Just by the bridge there?

Yes. My Dad was supposed to pick us up but couldn't find us despite living only about seven miles away for the last 40 years. Then it rained rather hard but he found us eventually. In March he'll drop us off there and we'll finish off the valley up to the The River.

[Sir C]

:nod: I was thinking this.

That time a few years ago, just before christmas...

:hehe: No, that's wrong. :cry: No, that's not right either.

Oh God I'm getting the regrets and the nostalgias again. I'm off to the bathroom for a weep.

[Peter]

I've got to write 200 words on airplane cabins if you fancy doing that

What about the cabins? This sounds much more interesting than my work....

[Burney]

That time a few years ago, just before christmas...

:hehe: No, that's wrong. :cry: No, that's not right either.

Oh God I'm getting the regrets and the nostalgias again. I'm off to the bathroom for a weep.


Yes, that would have been it. 2012.

[Burney]

Just by the bridge there? I remember a beautiful summer's evening having a meal there with b and his gl and his daughter, who was a tiny wee thing. :cry: Why does everything have to change, a? :cry:


20 next birthday. :yikes: