Some observations and thoughts from yesterday.

[Pat Vegas]

that Hayley McQueen does something for me.
What's for lunch?
Where does Lacazette fit in now? I think it's actually good for him takes the pressure off of him. I like him.
Something is changing at the club not sure what it is. But we've offed Giroud, Oxlade, Walcott, Coq and Debuchy (though I don't count him as he's probably played less than 20 games for us)
the other teams results last night cheered me up a bit.
will I ever hear in Stereo again.
There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

[IUFG]

There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

Is there a sign saying 'do not press'?

If not, give it go. Let us know what happens :thumbup:

[Burney]

that Hayley McQueen does something for me.
What's for lunch?
Where does Lacazette fit in now? I think it's actually good for him takes the pressure off of him. I like him.
Something is changing at the club not sure what it is. But we've offed Giroud, Oxlade, Walcott, Coq and Debuchy (though I don't count him as he's probably played less than 20 games for us)
the other teams results last night cheered me up a bit.
will I ever hear in Stereo again.
There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

As far as lunch is concerned, I've not decided yet. I did have some leftover Katsu chicken curry in the fridge, but the wife has snaffled it for her lunch. This means a whole world of lunchy possibilities stretches out before me.

[SWv2]

As far as lunch is concerned, I've not decided yet. I did have some leftover Katsu chicken curry in the fridge, but the wife has snaffled it for her lunch. This means a whole world of lunchy possibilities stretches out before me.

Leftover curry. An oxymoron if you will. Did you turn poove for the night?

[7sisters]

that Hayley McQueen does something for me.
What's for lunch?
Where does Lacazette fit in now? I think it's actually good for him takes the pressure off of him. I like him.
Something is changing at the club not sure what it is. But we've offed Giroud, Oxlade, Walcott, Coq and Debuchy (though I don't count him as he's probably played less than 20 games for us)
the other teams results last night cheered me up a bit.
will I ever hear in Stereo again.
There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

As long as we continue to abandon the defensive side of our game, it won't matter how many stellar forwards we sign.
Why is it that Breakfast TV employ so many grade A c unt presenters, in comparison to the rest of the broadcasting day ?

[World's End Stella]

As far as lunch is concerned, I've not decided yet. I did have some leftover Katsu chicken curry in the fridge, but the wife has snaffled it for her lunch. This means a whole world of lunchy possibilities stretches out before me.

I'm thinking of falafel in a pita with guacamole from this place directly across from the Cheshire Cheese. Although that might tempt me into a few pints of ale in the Cheshire Cheese instead of going to the gym. :rubchin:

[Sir C]

that Hayley McQueen does something for me.
What's for lunch?
Where does Lacazette fit in now? I think it's actually good for him takes the pressure off of him. I like him.
Something is changing at the club not sure what it is. But we've offed Giroud, Oxlade, Walcott, Coq and Debuchy (though I don't count him as he's probably played less than 20 games for us)
the other teams results last night cheered me up a bit.
will I ever hear in Stereo again.
There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

I don't like all this nonsense. If we sell our players and replace them with new players, we're a different team. I don't want to support a different team.

I have some leftover bol but no bread. Perhaps I will reheat if with a can of flageolet beans. That sounds perfectly repulsive.

[Burney]

I don't like all this nonsense. If we sell our players and replace them with new players, we're a different team. I don't want to support a different team.

I have some leftover bol but no bread. Perhaps I will reheat if with a can of flageolet beans. That sounds perfectly repulsive.

Could you not just eat it with a spoon? Or in a baked potato?

Or you could buy some bread?

[IUFG]

Leftover curry. An oxymoron if you will.

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.

[Burney]

I'm thinking of falafel in a pita with guacamole from this place directly across from the Cheshire Cheese. Although that might tempt me into a few pints of ale in the Cheshire Cheese instead of going to the gym. :rubchin:

Falafel with guacamole? What fresh madness is this? Why not have put hummus in a fücking burrito while you're at it?

[SWv2]

I'm thinking of falafel in a pita with guacamole from this place directly across from the Cheshire Cheese. Although that might tempt me into a few pints of ale in the Cheshire Cheese instead of going to the gym. :rubchin:

Falafel with guacemole, a confused mix no?

Big fan of the hand held chickpea based snack myself.

[Pat Vegas]

I don't like all this nonsense. If we sell our players and replace them with new players, we're a different team. I don't want to support a different team.

I have some leftover bol but no bread. Perhaps I will reheat if with a can of flageolet beans. That sounds perfectly repulsive.

But those players replaced a bunch of players who replaced a bunch of winners, who replaced a bunch of other winners sometimes who replaced a load of rubbish who replaced winners and so on.

[Sir C]

Could you not just eat it with a spoon? Or in a baked potato?

Or you could buy some bread?

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates :-(

[SWv2]

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.


To be fair I wouldn’t expect there to be from a fine upstanding chap like yourself. I expect you shall also have poppadums’ and lime pickle, chapati or roti sure why not.

There is a sense of flux around the Arsenal family today, one is reporting “left over curry” while another is speaking of falafel with guacamole. Funny thing the whole January transfer window.

[World's End Stella]

Falafel with guacamole? What fresh madness is this? Why not have put hummus in a fücking burrito while you're at it?

You get both. It is made with hummus in the traditional manner and then topped up with a bit of guacamole because guacamole is delicious and adds to the falafel experience. You have to go early doors if you want guacamole because they run out of it sharpish such is the demand.

Yum.

[Burney]

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.

I always say I'm going to have something different whenever I order a curry, but always end up having an onion bhaji, meat dhansak, mushroom rice and keema naan. Because that's what I like. :shrug:

[Sir C]

Falafel with guacemole, a confused mix no?

Big fan of the hand held chickpea based snack myself.

Falafels are for self-hating vegans and socialists, surely? They are designed to suck any possible joy out of eating.

[SWv2]

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates :-(

I would almost expect you to make your own?

That is not a derogatory comment or an invitation for an argument, simply that you are established as a food snob and as such these are the type of things a food snob would do. The type of thing that an ordinary person would simply dismiss as too much hassle, but ultimately where the result would be good.

[Burney]

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates :-(

Would the big house not contain a slice of bread at all?

[Sir C]

I always say I'm going to have something different whenever I order a curry, but always end up having an onion bhaji, meat dhansak, mushroom rice and keema naan. Because that's what I like. :shrug:

It doesn't make much difference what you order though, does it? The gravy all comes from the same bucket.

[Burney]

Falafel with guacemole, a confused mix no?

Big fan of the hand held chickpea based snack myself.


Yes. One has to admire Johnny Levantine for looking at something as unpromising as the chick pea and managing to get so much out of it, really.

[Sir C]

I would almost expect you to make your own?

That is not a derogatory comment or an invitation for an argument, simply that you are established as a food snob and as such these are the type of things a food snob would do. The type of thing that an ordinary person would simply dismiss as too much hassle, but ultimately where the result would be good.

I have experimented with making my own bread and, in fairness, it was a pain in the hole. I have further experimented with a breadmaker, and the results were utter shíte.

I do regularly make my own flatbreads, which is pretty simple, but I can't be ársed getting flour everywhere at lunchtime.

[World's End Stella]

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.

Vindaloo, IUFG? Respect. :bow:

Whilst I enjoy hot food, I'm afraid that would push the bounds of reason for me. Especially considering the experience the following morning. :-(

[Sir C]

Would the big house not contain a slice of bread at all?

Unlikely. I do have some Homepride plastic bread in the freezer. Perhaps I will have bolognese on toast.

[Burney]

It doesn't make much difference what you order though, does it? The gravy all comes from the same bucket.

The heat and consistency differ. I like the lentilly element of dhansak.

For me, a curry shop curry is about predictability. I don't want innovation or surprise, I want the curry that's in my head when I order the thing.

[SWv2]

Falafels are for self-hating vegans and socialists, surely? They are designed to suck any possible joy out of eating.

You are narrow minded and full of hate so your comments don’t surprise me.

I go to a place on Dame Street, no idea of their origin but certainly not Irish. I order a Palestinian as below but ask them to leave out the cucumber pickles as we all know they are fúcking rank. I substitute one or two of the long green chilli things that you get on kebabs but I point at them as I am unsure of what they are and don’t want to cause a social faux pas.

The Palestinian Falafel €6
Palestinian bread: Pocket full of hummus, tomato, cucumber pickles, fried aubergine, flat parsley and chilli & tahini sauce


I serve them with a packet of Tayto on the side like they do in nice cafes.

[IUFG]

To be fair I wouldn’t expect there to be from a fine upstanding chap like yourself. I expect you shall also have poppadums’ and lime pickle, chapati or roti sure why not.

There is a sense of flux around the Arsenal family today, one is reporting “left over curry” while another is speaking of falafel with guacamole. Funny thing the whole January transfer window.

There will be poppadums and possibly a peshwari naan.

falafel with guacamole is a madness

[Burney]

Unlikely. I do have some Homepride plastic bread in the freezer. Perhaps I will have bolognese on toast.


Plastic bread is perfect for the job imo. You want something yielding and absorbent.

[Sir C]

You are narrow minded and full of hate so your comments don’t surprise me.

I go to a place on Dame Street, no idea of their origin but certainly not Irish. I order a Palestinian as below but ask them to leave out the cucumber pickles as we all know they are fúcking rank. I substitute one or two of the long green chilli things that you get on kebabs but I point at them as I am unsure of what they are and don’t want to cause a social faux pas.

The Palestinian Falafel €6
Palestinian bread: Pocket full of hummus, tomato, cucumber pickles, fried aubergine, flat parsley and chilli & tahini sauce


I serve them with a packet of Tayto on the side like they do in nice cafes.

Supporting Palestinians, eh? You may as well get a swastika tattooed across your face and burn down a synagogue.

Can't say I'm surprised.

[Sir C]

Plastic bread is perfect for the job imo. You want something yielding and absorbent.

Yes, but having been frozen, it must be toasted. Once bread has been frozen it requires re-cooking to take away the freezer cooties.

Do you see?

[Burney]

You are narrow minded and full of hate so your comments don’t surprise me.

I go to a place on Dame Street, no idea of their origin but certainly not Irish. I order a Palestinian as below but ask them to leave out the cucumber pickles as we all know they are fúcking rank. I substitute one or two of the long green chilli things that you get on kebabs but I point at them as I am unsure of what they are and don’t want to cause a social faux pas.

The Palestinian Falafel €6
Palestinian bread: Pocket full of hummus, tomato, cucumber pickles, fried aubergine, flat parsley and chilli & tahini sauce


I serve them with a packet of Tayto on the side like they do in nice cafes.

I'm sorry, sw, but for six euro I would be wanting something's flesh. Don't get me wrong, falafel are fine as far as they go, but they come a poor second to some nice, greasy lamb.

[Burney]

Yes, but having been frozen, it must be toasted. Once bread has been frozen it requires re-cooking to take away the freezer cooties.

Do you see?


Oh, of course. You don't have a michaelwave do you? :-(

[Sir C]

Oh, of course. You don't have a michaelwave do you? :-(

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon :-( What have I become?

[Burney]

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon :-( What have I become?

How does one juice a watermelon? Aren't they pretty much juice to start with?

[Sir C]

How does one juice a watermelon? Aren't they pretty much juice to start with?

Yes, they are, but consider a watermelon. Now consider how you would fit it into a glass and drink it. If you can manage that without juicing it, you're a fúcking genius.

[Burney]

Yes, they are, but consider a watermelon. Now consider how you would fit it into a glass and drink it. If you can manage that without juicing it, you're a fúcking genius.

Well you could - y'know - just eat the cünt. :shrug:

[PSRB]

that Hayley McQueen does something for me.
What's for lunch?
Where does Lacazette fit in now? I think it's actually good for him takes the pressure off of him. I like him.
Something is changing at the club not sure what it is. But we've offed Giroud, Oxlade, Walcott, Coq and Debuchy (though I don't count him as he's probably played less than 20 games for us)
the other teams results last night cheered me up a bit.
will I ever hear in Stereo again.
There is a switch on the wall in the office that has a label on it saying 'TV Cameras' should I press it?

Natalie Sawyer is better

[SWv2]

I'm sorry, sw, but for six euro I would be wanting something's flesh. Don't get me wrong, falafel are fine as far as they go, but they come a poor second to some nice, greasy lamb.

Iskanders also on Dame Street, about 100 yards away, does a shawarma meal for €8 – lamb, chicken or mixed + chips + drink. Always get lamb.

I put the chips in the bread and roll it all up.

Messy as fúck but very satisfying.

[Burney]

Iskanders also on Dame Street, about 100 yards away, does a shawarma meal for €8 – lamb, chicken or mixed + chips + drink. Always get lamb.

I put the chips in the bread and roll it all up.

Messy as fúck but very satisfying.

Sounds delicious, but the chips would seem to me to take the thing to a place dangerously close to decadence - even gluttony. :-(

[Pokster]

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon :-( What have I become?

What time??

[SWv2]

Sounds delicious, but the chips would seem to me to take the thing to a place dangerously close to decadence - even gluttony. :-(

Purely a Friday thing. It would be wrong on a Monday.

[Sir C]

What time??

I ain't telling.

[Sir C]

Well you could - y'know - just eat the cünt. :shrug:

Thanks for that. Next time I'm about to enjoy a comestible in the manner I desire I will ensure that I phone you first to check the correct fúcking way to ingest the item in question, lest I do it wrong. In fact, if you could let me know how often I should be breathing in and out I'd be grateful because I'm almost certainly doing it wrong.

[Burney]

Thanks for that. Next time I'm about to enjoy a comestible in the manner I desire I will ensure that I phone you first to check the correct fúcking way to ingest the item in question, lest I do it wrong. In fact, if you could let me know how often I should be breathing in and out I'd be grateful because I'm almost certainly doing it wrong.

No need to get tetchy just because you've become a Corbynesque juicecünt, mate.

[Pokster]

i ain't telling.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Sir C]

No need to get tetchy just because you've become a Corbynesque juicecünt, mate.

I have half a mind to experiment with kale.

[Burney]

I have half a mind to experiment with kale.

You would need half a mind to experiment with Kale. :puke:

[redgunamo]

I have half a mind to experiment with kale.

Mit Mettwürstchen, Kassler und Kartoffeln? A few glasses of Bier? Lovely.

[Sir C]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well, whatever number I say will get scoffed at, won't it? I could make it up, I suppose.

Actually I've just remembered, it was 18:45 :nod:

[Burney]

Mit Mettwürstchen, Kassler und Kartoffeln? A few glasses of Bier? Lovely.

He's thinking of drinking its juice, r. Only a profoundly sick mind would even think of kale in terms of juice.

[Pokster]

Well, whatever number I say will get scoffed at, won't it? I could make it up, I suppose.

Actually I've just remembered, it was 18:45 :nod:

:clap: Very good for a man on his last legs and staring death in the face...wd sc

[Burney]

Well, whatever number I say will get scoffed at, won't it? I could make it up, I suppose.

Actually I've just remembered, it was 18:45 :nod:

Remember when snin and Neg used to get into fights about snin's claims to have posted Olympic-standard times?

Lord, but snin was a loon.

[Sir C]

Remember when snin and Neg used to get into fights about snin's claims to have posted Olympic-standard times?

Lord, but snin was a loon.

The amount of sheer anger generated by that lad was incredible. If he had the capability of channelling that rage into his athletic endeavours, there's every chance his claims were genuine.

[Sir C]

:clap: Very good for a man on his last legs and staring death in the face...wd sc

What's your 5k pb anyway?

[Luis Anaconda]

Remember when snin and Neg used to get into fights about snin's claims to have posted Olympic-standard times?

Lord, but snin was a loon.

but one of our loons, b. I miss him

[redgunamo]

He's thinking of drinking its juice, r. Only a profoundly sick mind would even think of kale in terms of juice.

Oh, right. Damn silly idea, imo. You don't get all the goodness out of it that way. It wants to be boiled hard, with bacon.

[Luis Anaconda]

What's your 5k pb anyway?

I read that as 5k pub - I mean, I've been to a few but 5,000 is probably stretching it

[SWv2]

He's thinking of drinking its juice, r. Only a profoundly sick mind would even think of kale in terms of juice.

My Mrs does the whole healthy juice thing, put one out for me the other morning which I tried and quite literally fúcked it down the sink.

Turmeric for all fúcking love. Turmeric. In a drink.

[Sir C]

My Mrs does the whole healthy juice thing, put one out for me the other morning which I tried and quite literally fúcked it down the sink.

Turmeric for all fúcking love. Turmeric. In a drink.

My glw makes hot milk with turmeric in it.

Women are fúcking mental.

[Pokster]

What's your 5k pb anyway?

I actually don't know...low 20. something I think...... I'm more a long distance plodder (or i was until my knees gave up)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I am surprised to read that Sir C juiced a water melon and did not eat it in the correct manner
With a knife and fork