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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533
Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.
The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.
Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*
* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
01-31-2018, 12:42 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533
Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.
The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.
Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*
* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.
crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.
crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.
bring him to me immediately, herbs!
Sir C
01-31-2018, 01:10 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533
Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.
The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.
Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*
* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.
I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.
So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?
Half. Wit.
I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.
So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?
Half. Wit.
It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.
Sir C
01-31-2018, 01:17 PM
It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.
Ridiculous child.
Ridiculous child.
Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.
Sir C
01-31-2018, 01:22 PM
Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.
I am jetlagged to all fúckery.
Burney
01-31-2018, 01:24 PM
I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.
So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?
Half. Wit.
Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.
Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.
As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?
Burney
01-31-2018, 01:32 PM
As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?
:hehe: Precisely, a. :clap: A perfect example.
Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.
‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.
Sir C
01-31-2018, 01:34 PM
:hehe: Precisely, a. :clap: A perfect example.
Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.
‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.
Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre. :-(
Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre. :-(
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