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Pat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:31 PM
And if Giroud goes, Mkhitaryan's backheel was the best clearly onside goal I've ever seen.

Monty92
01-30-2018, 02:34 PM
And if Giroud goes, Mkhitaryan's backheel was the best clearly onside goal I've ever seen.

Just a bit pockmarked wasn't (isn't) it? Maybe some teenage acne scarring.

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:44 PM
Just a bit pockmarked wasn't (isn't) it? Maybe some teenage acne scarring.

He did have a muppet mouth, though.

Monty92
01-30-2018, 02:47 PM
He did have a muppet mouth, though.

I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:48 PM
I suppose we all want him to score on his PL debut

Pat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:49 PM
I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

I am probably being silly but I am rather excited about Auba arriving.
What looked like doom and gloom period for Arsenal might become rather good again.

Sir C
01-30-2018, 02:50 PM
I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

I adored him when I saw him playing at that world cup that year, you know, when was it? I was staying at that hotel in Paris in the room in which Oscar Wilde died, you remember. Anyway it was absolutely chucking it down and we were tired and cold so we ordered club sandwiches and a bottle of claret and watched the Chile game, and the twinkle in Alexis' eye caused me to fall for him right there.

After I'd seen him play for us a few times I just wanted the **** gone, to be fair.

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:52 PM
I am probably being silly but I am rather excited about Auba arriving.
What looked like doom and gloom period for Arsenal might become rather good again.

Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

Sir C
01-30-2018, 02:53 PM
Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

I shall call him Henrik :nod:

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:53 PM
I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

Aren't you a bit old for loving players? Frank Stapleton cured me of that when I was 8.

Monty92
01-30-2018, 02:54 PM
Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

Aubamebongobongo would be more racist.

Or Aubame(he'sprobablygotamassive)wang

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:54 PM
I will call him a boomerang

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:55 PM
I shall call him Henrik :nod:

Boomslang? Bangbang? Yinyang? Bongo-Bongo?

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:56 PM
Aubamebongobongo would be more racist.

Or Aubame(he'sprobablygotamassive)wang

Obama-wang?

Monty92
01-30-2018, 02:56 PM
Aren't you a bit old for loving players? Frank Stapleton cured me of that when I was 8.

I loved watching him play :shrug:

Sir C
01-30-2018, 02:57 PM
Boomslang? Bangbang? Yinyang? Bongo-Bongo?

Boomslang is a snake, isn't it?

Bangbang is a Thai 'girl' I met once in a bar in Patpong.

Yinyang is a winkle.

Bongo-Bongo is what they drink in the Congo.

I'll stick with Henrik.

Pat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:58 PM
Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

I just do it when typing as it's easier.

Sir C
01-30-2018, 02:58 PM
I loved watching him play :shrug:

Why? He couldn't dribble, he couldn't pass, he couldn't control a ball particularly well and he couldn't make a decent decision if his life depended on it. He could **** the occasional one into the top corner.

Whoopee.

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 02:59 PM
Sir C with a clue straight from 3-2-1

Burney
01-30-2018, 02:59 PM
Boomslang is a snake, isn't it?

Bangbang is a Thai 'girl' I met once in a bar in Patpong.

Yinyang is a winkle.

Bongo-Bongo is what they drink in the Congo.

I'll stick with Henrik.

I remember reading once that the Boomslang can make you bleed from every orifice. I wonder if if this fellow can do the same?

Umbongo it is :thumbup:

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 03:00 PM
Boombslang might have been the cause of Fash and his ear problem

Sir C
01-30-2018, 03:02 PM
Sir C with a clue straight from 3-2-1

Perhaps we could take that useless **** Lacazette and chuck him in the (Dusty) bin.

Burney
01-30-2018, 03:03 PM
Perhaps we could take that useless **** Lacazette and chuck him in the (Dusty) bin.

I remember being very upset when I saw how small he was :-(

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 03:05 PM
I always thought Dusty Bin was the star prize :-(

Sir C
01-30-2018, 03:05 PM
I remember being very upset when I saw how small he was :-(

Is he small? I hadn't noticed. He just doesn't seem to be very good at, you know. Football. :-(

Monty92
01-30-2018, 03:06 PM
Why? He couldn't dribble, he couldn't pass, he couldn't control a ball particularly well and he couldn't make a decent decision if his life depended on it. He could **** the occasional one into the top corner.

Whoopee.

Blimey. I do believe everything you just said about him is scientifically wrong.

Mazeltovs.

Viva Prat Vegas
01-30-2018, 03:06 PM
3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery

Burney
01-30-2018, 03:12 PM
Is he small? I hadn't noticed. He just doesn't seem to be very good at, you know. Football. :-(

He always looks small. I expected him to be about 6'3" and the cünt's shorter than me.

Burney
01-30-2018, 03:13 PM
3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery

I still don't believe she was Cheggers' sister. I know that she was, but it's never made sense.

Sir C
01-30-2018, 03:14 PM
3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery

Camilla Long's got big ol' títties.

Burney
01-30-2018, 03:16 PM
Camilla Long's got big ol' títties.

Ooof, though. :-(

857

Sir C
01-30-2018, 03:18 PM
Ooof, though. :-(

857

Blimey, she's carrying a bit of timber these days.

Hours of fun, that. Slap it about all night.

Burney
01-30-2018, 03:22 PM
Blimey, she's carrying a bit of timber these days.

Hours of fun, that. Slap it about all night.

She should sue that photographer. She looks distinctly special needs in that pic.