Hold on, we sold Walcott? Just like that?

[Sir C]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

[Pokster]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

You are the reason he has left, you showed no loyalty by ****ing off mid season, so he thought he'd take his nicely trimmed beard and do the same.

[Burney]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

His hair had become unacceptable, I'm afraid. We had no choice. :shrug:

[Luis Anaconda]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

They offered us money for him, sir c.

[Sir C]

They offered us money for him, sir c.

But he was a lovely boy, la. And, most importantly, he was our lovely boy. Add him to the list of lovely boys no longer gracing our great club: Chambo and Jenkinson, Kings of Bantah.

It's a píss-poor outlook when the nearest thing we have to a lovely boy is Hector 'Hairdo' Bellerin.

No, leave me now. I am distressed and need to cry it out.

[Just Trent]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

:nod: Forced out in the middle of the night, carrying his possessions in bin bags. Like some sort of refugee. Not even offered a slice of cake, or a goodbye singsong. Appalling scenes.

[Burney]

They offered us money for him, sir c.

Yes, that's the bit I find extraordinary, I must admit. Actually paying money for Theo Walcott :shakehead:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

get the chance to give a loud, raucous ****ing to that bossed eyed, duplicitous little Catalan pikey of yours.

[Sir C]

get the chance to give a loud, raucous ****ing to that bossed eyed, duplicitous little Catalan pikey of yours.

You went to a game? Fúck me, are they offering commodes these days?

[Peter]

Yes, that's the bit I find extraordinary, I must admit. Actually paying money for Theo Walcott :shakehead:

He is pretty useful, particularly if your team is ****.

[Burney]

He is pretty useful, particularly if your team is ****.

Hmmm. If I were in the shît, about the last player I'd look to rely on to get me out of it would be TJ Walcott.

Mind you, you forget just how bad the league is and how much dross there is in it. Everton are ninth, but only eight points off the bottom of the league. Virtually anyone from 11 could go down.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

He is pretty useful, particularly if your team is ****.

:nod: as in last season for us.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I cannot watch the Walcott Thanks The Arsenal Fans video for fear of guilt over my critical thoughts
He looks so nice and earnest
We should get Theo back to a role more suited to his talents as a human being
Head of the Junior Gunners

[Rich]

But he was a lovely boy, la. And, most importantly, he was our lovely boy. Add him to the list of lovely boys no longer gracing our great club: Chambo and Jenkinson, Kings of Bantah.

It's a píss-poor outlook when the nearest thing we have to a lovely boy is Hector 'Hairdo' Bellerin.

No, leave me now. I am distressed and need to cry it out.

Callum Chambers and Robert Holding seem decent fellows.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

But he was a lovely boy, la. And, most importantly, he was our lovely boy. Add him to the list of lovely boys no longer gracing our great club: Chambo and Jenkinson, Kings of Bantah.

It's a píss-poor outlook when the nearest thing we have to a lovely boy is Hector 'Hairdo' Bellerin.

No, leave me now. I am distressed and need to cry it out.


You sound like a priest with your "lovely boy" routine.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

:nod: Forced out in the middle of the night, carrying his possessions in bin bags. Like some sort of refugee. Not even offered a slice of cake, or a goodbye singsong. Appalling scenes.


No leaving do either.

[7sisters]

But he was a lovely boy, la. And, most importantly, he was our lovely boy. Add him to the list of lovely boys no longer gracing our great club: Chambo and Jenkinson, Kings of Bantah.

It's a píss-poor outlook when the nearest thing we have to a lovely boy is Hector 'Hairdo' Bellerin.

No, leave me now. I am distressed and need to cry it out.

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[Pokster]

You sound like a priest with your "lovely boy" routine.

I was thinking It Ain't half hot mum... Sir C as Windsor Davis

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Or Fagan with a neckerchief

[Pat Vegas]

Bosh, gone. Theo Walcott. Everton. Sold. :-(

I think it's fúcking disgusting.

Will we ever have a testimonial again?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Will we ever have a testimonial again?

:nod: when Eboue comes back from his loan.

[Rich]

Will we ever have a testimonial again?


Isn't the whole point to raise a retirement fund for the player in question? Not sure someone like Ozil needs to worry much tbh.