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Ash
01-26-2018, 02:38 PM
I had no idea.

https://www.beano.com/

Burney
01-26-2018, 02:43 PM
I had no idea.

https://www.beano.com/

Why are there pop stars in it?
Where is Lord Snooty?
Where is Little Plum?
Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
Why does everything have to change for the worse? :cry:

Pat Vegas
01-26-2018, 02:47 PM
Why are there pop stars in it?
Where is Lord Snooty?
Where is Little Plum?
Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
Why does everything have to change for the worse? :cry:

Lord Snooty left The Beano and started posting on here as Rich.

Luis Anaconda
01-26-2018, 02:47 PM
Why are there pop stars in it?
Where is Lord Snooty?
Where is Little Plum?
Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
Why does everything have to change for the worse? :cry:

Where is Lord Snooty - hiding in Chipping Norton?
Where is Little Plum - Editing the Standard?
Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt - he looks good for a man in his 60s?
Why does everything have to change for the worse - everything is ****, b ?

Burney
01-26-2018, 02:50 PM
Where is Lord Snooty - hiding in Chipping Norton?
Where is Little Plum - Editing the Standard?
Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt - he looks good for a man in his 60s?
Why does everything have to change for the worse - everything is ****, b ?

Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la :thumbup: Ben Elton-esque.
So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown. :-)

SWv2
01-26-2018, 02:51 PM
I had no idea.

https://www.beano.com/

I don't read mags now. I use Readly.

:-|

Burney
01-26-2018, 02:53 PM
Lord Snooty left The Beano and started posting on here as Rich.

No. They probably got rid of Little Plum because he was a Red Indian and said things like 'We in um heap big trouble, chief'. Some turd probably decided it was racist.

As if I give a fück about offending red injuns, f. :shrug: Cünts.

Burney
01-26-2018, 02:54 PM
I don't read mags now. I use Readly.

:-|


WHERE THE FÜCK ARE THE BASH STREET KIDS?!

Don't tell me they've got rid of them because they negatively stereotyped thick and ugly people. Or have they put a bunch of fücking ethnics i it? GRRRRR! :furious:

Luis Anaconda
01-26-2018, 02:55 PM
Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la :thumbup: Ben Elton-esque.
So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown. :-)
:thumbup: I'm writing a musical on the music of Muse as we speak

Burney
01-26-2018, 02:59 PM
:thumbup: I'm writing a musical on the music of Muse as we speak

:hehe: May I suggest 'We Will Mock You' as a title?

Lord, but it's hard to think of a more ludicrous band than Muse.

Ash
01-26-2018, 03:03 PM
Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la :thumbup: Ben Elton-esque.
So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown. :-)

I think we can probably all agree that Osbourne is a legitimate target tbf.

Luis Anaconda
01-26-2018, 03:06 PM
:hehe: May I suggest 'We Will Mock You' as a title?

Lord, but it's hard to think of a more ludicrous band than Muse.

:bow: Top bowling, b. I was actually going to say the Darkness, but at least they know they are ridiculous.

Burney
01-26-2018, 03:13 PM
I think we can probably all agree that Osbourne is a legitimate target tbf.

I prefer to ignore the ghastly little squit altogether, tbh. Couldn't bear him when he was in office and would happily push him off a tall building now he isn't.

I really don't like this trend Brown started of Chancellors staying in office as long as the PM does. They need more regular turnover otherwise they start to think they're unsackable (which is clearly what's happening with Hammond at the moment.

Monty92
01-26-2018, 04:06 PM
My mate who I sit next to at Arsenal has just joined them to become their 'digital guru' (not his actual title).

Apparently their toughest conversation was how to transform the neurotic, annoying bitch Minnie the Minx into a brave and empowered feminist heroine.




I had no idea.

https://www.beano.com/

Burney
01-26-2018, 04:25 PM
My mate who I sit next to at Arsenal has just joined them to become their 'digital guru' (not his actual title).

Apparently their toughest conversation was how to transform the neurotic, annoying bitch Minnie the Minx into a brave and empowered feminist heroine.

:-( Even the Beano has fallen to the bloody communists.

barrybueno
01-26-2018, 11:16 PM
I had no idea.

https://www.beano.com/

I read that digital bueno :hehe: I've had a fe it seems...