:wave: nice knowing all of you if I don’t make it

[Pat Vegas]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

[Rich]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

I saw a patient last year that had jabbed a pencil into his ear and perforated his ear drum. Very painful, I understand.

[Burney]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

Sounds like an infection. Or a burst eardrum. Or something else.

[Burney]

I saw a patient last year that had jabbed a pencil into his ear and perforated his ear drum. Very painful, I understand.

Why would you jab a pencil in your ear?

[Pokster]

Why would you jab a pencil in your ear?

Because the pen was up his nose of course

[Ash]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

Good Luck, Pat. :nurse:

[Luis Anaconda]

Sounds like an infection. Or a burst eardrum. Or something else.

Bit cruel, b

[IUFG]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

:wave: the bad aids, imo

[Rich]

Why would you jab a pencil in your ear?

I cannot speak for my clients but I understand that it was a competition between friends at his school.

As you do.

[Burney]

I cannot speak for my clients but I understand that it was a competition between friends at his school.

As you do.

Oh, well that's fair enough then. I knew someone who got a wasp trapped in his ear. He almost went mad. They had to sedate him.

[redgunamo]

Oh, well that's fair enough then. I knew someone who got a wasp trapped in his ear. He almost went mad. They had to sedate him.

It can't have been too pleasant for the wasp either, I suppose. Nobody likes to be trapped, do they.

[Ash]

It can't have been too pleasant for the wasp either, I suppose. Nobody likes to be trapped, do they.

Wasps are evil, redg. We can't afford to worry about them.

[Burney]

It can't have been too pleasant for the wasp either, I suppose. Nobody likes to be trapped, do they.

No. It kept stinging him over and over again until someone eventually sprayed Raid into his ear. This killed it, but it went especially mental in its death throes and stung him a bunch more times. Not very pleasant for anyone and the sort of thing that now gives me nightmares.

[redgunamo]

Wasps are evil, redg. We can't afford to worry about them.

Ate a bunch of them in Japan once, done up in a kind of sweet jelly. Some sort of ancient local delicacy. Not bad.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital. :-(

:wave:

You'll want to make sure your guitar collection is properly taken care of. I'll do my best for you old buddy.

[Ash]

Ate a bunch of them in Japan once, done up in a kind of sweet jelly. Some sort of ancient local delicacy. Not bad.

:-( :puke:

Did you see the goals-per-game stat for the Obamayang fellow at Dortmund? Only bettered by Der Bomber, apparently. I'm sure that can't be right, so doubtless The Bavarian will clarify.

[redgunamo]

No. It kept stinging him over and over again until someone eventually sprayed Raid into his ear. This killed it, but it went especially mental in its death throes and stung him a bunch more times. Not very pleasant for anyone and the sort of thing that now gives me nightmares.

It sounds like you actually got the worst of it :-(

[Burney]

It sounds like you actually got the worst of it :-(

I know, right? I knew you'd understand, r.

[redgunamo]

:-( :puke:

Did you see the goals-per-game stat for the Obamayang fellow at Dortmund? Only bettered by Der Bomber, apparently. I'm sure that can't be right, so doubtless The Bavarian will clarify.

Be fair, you can't have it both ways :shrug:

I understand that stat is correct. Impressive, certainly, but he's no Gerd Müller, imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

:-( :puke:

Did you see the goals-per-game stat for the Obamayang fellow at Dortmund? Only bettered by Der Bomber, apparently. I'm sure that can't be right, so doubtless The Bavarian will clarify.

Hadn't seen that but apparently so - according to Opta Deutschland

"The legendary Bayern striker needed on average 105 minutes to score for a goal — Aubameyang 114 and Lewandowski 116."

[SWv2]

:-( :puke:

Did you see the goals-per-game stat for the Obamayang fellow at Dortmund? Only bettered by Der Bomber, apparently. I'm sure that can't be right, so doubtless The Bavarian will clarify.

Stats don't lie A.

They are simply open to interpretation.

:sherlock:

[redgunamo]

Stats don't lie A.

They are simply open to interpretation.

:sherlock:

Right. And if you torture them enough, they can be made to say anything you want.

[redgunamo]

Hadn't seen that but apparently so - according to Opta Deutschland

"The legendary Bayern striker needed on average 105 minutes to score for a goal — Aubameyang 114 and Lewandowski 116."

Rubbish, the lot of them, imo. Has no-one told these people that a game lasts only ninety minutes :-(

[Ash]

Stats don't lie A.

They are simply open to interpretation.

:sherlock:

Lies, Damned Lies and Expected Goals.

[IUFG]

Rubbish, the lot of them, imo. Has no-one told these people that a game lasts only ninety minutes :-(


90mins + 30mins added on for VAR in the future.

In any case, irrelevant imo. Bangarang is not coming to The Arsenal. FACT!

[redgunamo]

90mins + 30mins added on for VAR in the future.

In any case, irrelevant imo. Bangarang is not coming to The Arsenal. FACT!

:shrug: He's always wanted to win the Crocodile Cup apparently.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Has anyone heard any news about Fash and his bleeding ear agony ?

[Burney]

Has anyone heard any news about Fash and his bleeding ear agony ?

He's dead, I'm afraid. RIP.

[redgunamo]

He's dead, I'm afraid. RIP.

Just some antibiotics surely? Perhaps a bit of surgery, if he's feeling flush?