This is interesting but disturbing.

[Sir C]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

[PSRB]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

Andy Murray won his Grand Slams after going gluten free.......

[Burney]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

Yes. Although his grasp of how football matches work does seem to have been adversely affected if he thinks you're allowed to 'go again'.

Besides, it's all code for 'I'm using EPO' anyway.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

Nah! - the wee ****'s on steroids.

[Sir C]

Nah! - the wee ****'s on steroids.

Where can I get me some of that sweet, sweet steroid action, h?

[SWv2]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

These so called gluten free ****s need a punch in the throat.

[Sir C]

Yes. Although his grasp of how football matches work does seem to have been adversely affected if he thinks you're allowed to 'go again'.

Besides, it's all code for 'I'm using EPO' anyway.

You know that you're mistaken about him, don't you? He is actually a charming young man; he cannot help it that he is of common stock and therefore cannot speak too good and that.

If you had been with me the night I met him in the Rhino, you would understand.

[Sir C]

These so called gluen free ****s need a punch in the throat.

How terrifically vulgar :-(

[Sir C]

Andy Murray won his Grand Slams after going gluten free.......

That scotch **** can get to fúck, p.

[Burney]

Where can I get me some of that sweet, sweet steroid action, h?

I believe you hang out at the gym near the chaps who look like they've been inflated with a bicycle pump (apart from their winkies), ask them how much they 'bench', etc and enquire as to how you might get to look as good as them. They might assume you're a cop and rip your head off, of course, but if not, they'll sell you steroids.

[Burney]

You know that you're mistaken about him, don't you? He is actually a charming young man; he cannot help it that he is of common stock and therefore cannot speak too good and that.

If you had been with me the night I met him in the Rhino, you would understand.


Was his tongue constantly lolling out? :-(

[Sir C]

Was his tongue constantly lolling out? :-(

No. He was charming, polite, witty and erudite. Alright, he was polite anyway. Most importantly, he was very kind to the girls.

[Sir C]

I believe you hang out at the gym near the chaps who look like they've been inflated with a bicycle pump (apart from their winkies), ask them how much they 'bench', etc and enquire as to how you might get to look as good as them. They might assume you're a cop and rip your head off, of course, but if not, they'll sell you steroids.

I'll go with monty. I assume that they give him the stuff when they've finished piling into his pig's eye.

[Donald]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

There is fact to this, Sir C. Every single time I eat Cereal with Milk (I just cant help it sometimes), I soil my pants. I forgot Id eaten a bowl of Granola before going for a walk on New Years day and ended up exploding into my pants about a mile from home. I never stood a chance.

[Sir C]

There is fact to this, Sir C. Every single time I eat Cereal with Milk (I just cant help it sometimes), I soil my pants. I forgot Id eaten a bowl of Granola before going for a walk on New Years day and ended up exploding into my pants about a mile from home. I never stood a chance.

Without wishing to be blunt, f, any adult who eats cereal with milk deserves to shít his pants.

[redgunamo]

Look at what he attributes it to:


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

He seems to have turned into one of them frightful virtue signallers too. And wasn't his manager supposed to be some sort of nutrition guru anyway? Why was young Jackie permitted to consume unsuitable crap all these years

#WengerOut

[Sir C]

He seems to have turned into one of them frightful virtue signallers too. And wasn't his manager supposed to be some sort of nutrition guru anyway? Why was young Jackie permitted to consume unsuitable crap all these years

#WengerOut

Speak of the fúcking devil!

How are you, old chap? How was Persia?

[Peter]

I've thought recently that Wilshere looks physically magnificent; like a ball of pure, fizzing energy.

Look at what he attributes it to:



"Jack Wilshere is ticking off the important markers in his recovery towards the level of football he wants to be at consistently – and he credits part of that to a change in diet.

The midfielder, who has played six full games in three weeks and scored in the 2-2 draw against Chelsea on Wednesday night, said: “I’ve actually been dairy- and gluten-free now for six weeks. My kids since birth have been dairy- and gluten-free. The few times I’ve had dairy in the hotel I’ve had an upset stomach.

“But I just cut it out completely and I think I look better. I’ve certainly lost a little bit of weight. I’m leaner and probably a little bit fitter as well. I feel I can last longer. At the end [of the draw against Chelsea] when we scored the second goal I thought: ‘Come on, we can go again.’ I felt good.”"


Could it be true? Could fad diets be the answer?

See..... dairy free. Makes a huge difference, I tell you.

You get used to Soya milk in your tea in about 2 or 3 weeks :(

[SWv2]

Without wishing to be blunt, f, any adult who eats cereal with milk deserves to shít his pants.

More than once over the Xmas I enjoyed a large bowl of Frosties with ice cold milk, on occasion +1 bowls.

[redgunamo]

See..... dairy free. Makes a huge difference, I tell you.

Especially if you're trying to suck up to your manager, I'd guess.

[Sir C]

More than once over the Xmas I enjoyed a large bowl of Frosties with ice cold milk, on occasion +1 bowls.

Can't you stay off the grog for 10 minutes and pay the electricity bill? Eating hot food isn't gay or some repulsive English habit; it's what makes us in the rest of the world civilised.

[Burney]

More than once over the Xmas I enjoyed a large bowl of Frosties with ice cold milk, on occasion +1 bowls.

Pants unsoiled?

[Sir C]

See..... dairy free. Makes a huge difference, I tell you.

You get used to Soya milk in your tea in about 2 or 3 weeks :(

I haven't had milk in my teas since I was a baby. There is perfectly good lemon for tea.

What about cheese? How do you manage without cheese?

[SWv2]

Pants unsoiled?

From the cereal yes.

:nod:

[Peter]

I haven't had milk in my teas since I was a baby. There is perfectly good lemon for tea.

What about cheese? How do you manage without cheese?

Plenty of vegan cheeses available- the mozzarella is fine, the cheddar ok. I dont like the others. THey dont smell right. I have never been a huge fan of cheese anyway.

[Sir C]

Plenty of vegan cheeses available- the mozzarella is fine, the cheddar ok. I dont like the others. THey dont smell right. I have never been a huge fan of cheese anyway.

What about eggs? Eggs aren't animals.

[SWv2]

Can't you stay off the grog for 10 minutes and pay the electricity bill? Eating hot food isn't gay or some repulsive English habit; it's what makes us in the rest of the world civilised.

On occasion I prepared a cooked breakfast – the full Irish one morning, eggs and Clonakilty black pudding another, pancakes another.

In summary, fúck you in the eye!

[PSRB]

Plenty of vegan cheeses available- the mozzarella is fine, the cheddar ok. I dont like the others. THey dont smell right. I have never been a huge fan of cheese anyway.

Vegan cheeses :rolleyes:

[Peter]

What about eggs? Eggs aren't animals.

True. There are VEGGans.

However, your proper vegan opposes eggs largely on the basis of the industry. I think the vast majority would find it hard to argue with You eating eggs from your own chickens in your garden. Any that did argue with that would be from the ****y end of the spectrum.

[Burney]

Plenty of vegan cheeses available- the mozzarella is fine, the cheddar ok. I dont like the others. THey dont smell right. I have never been a huge fan of cheese anyway.

But it isn't cheese, is it? It's tofu or some similar fückery isn't it? :puke:

Fück that shït.

[Peter]

Vegan cheeses :rolleyes:

Made with coconut oil.

Not bad, but not the same....

[Burney]

True. There are VEGGans.

However, your proper vegan opposes eggs largely on the basis of the industry. I think the vast majority would find it hard to argue with You eating eggs from your own chickens in your garden. Any that did argue with that would be from the ****y end of the spectrum.

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does :-( He admits as much.

[Peter]

But it isn't cheese, is it? It's tofu or some similar fückery isn't it? :puke:

Fück that shït.

As below, coconut oil. It isnt actually very good for you at all....

I have found some very good burgers though.....

[Burney]

Made with coconut oil.

Not bad, but not the same....

Christ. :shakehead:

[Peter]

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does :-( He admits as much.

The pair of you are obsessed with bottoms arent you....

[Burney]

The pair of you are obsessed with bottoms arent you....

He claims it's a medical procedure, but I have my doubts...

[Sir C]

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does :-( He admits as much.

There's nothing wrong with it if it's within the confines of a respectful, loving relationship.