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Burney
01-04-2018, 10:36 AM
impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html
Tony C
01-04-2018, 10:41 AM
Viagra + girl with daddy issues
Excellent combo imo...the perfect storm imo
Tony C
01-04-2018, 10:44 AM
Imagine being his son and having to call her mom :)
Won’t last long....
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 10:49 AM
impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html
Finally, a politician I could vote for
Burney
01-04-2018, 11:12 AM
Viagra + girl with daddy issues
Excellent combo imo...the perfect storm imo
Have you ever met a woman who doesn't have daddy issues, t? I haven't. :shrug:
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 11:13 AM
Have you ever met a woman who doesn't have daddy issues, t? I haven't. :shrug:
Your mum probably
Sir C
01-04-2018, 11:14 AM
impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html
That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.
She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!
7sisters
01-04-2018, 11:22 AM
That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.
She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/08/1346FEF800000514-0-image-m-2_1470555100157.jpg
Sir C
01-04-2018, 11:24 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/08/1346FEF800000514-0-image-m-2_1470555100157.jpg
Thanks for that, 7.
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 11:25 AM
That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.
She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!
Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels
Sir C
01-04-2018, 11:26 AM
Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels
There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 11:33 AM
There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.
I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c
Pokster
01-04-2018, 11:34 AM
I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c
You hyave sexy time in the pub?? :yikes: Hope they wipe down the bar after
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 11:37 AM
You hyave sexy time in the pub?? :yikes: Hope they wipe down the bar after
Only if they notice, p
7sisters
01-04-2018, 11:37 AM
Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels
I think this is possibly my favourite
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/10/article-1192162-054BD73E000005DC-400_468x753.jpg
Sir C
01-04-2018, 11:38 AM
I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c
The pub isn't actually a woman, la. It may act as a surrogate woman for certain 'special' individuals, (the Irish) but it isn't a real woman. :-(
Burney
01-04-2018, 11:39 AM
I think this is possibly my favourite
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/10/article-1192162-054BD73E000005DC-400_468x753.jpg
:hehe: Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?
Luis Anaconda
01-04-2018, 01:09 PM
:hehe: Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?
tbf he's closer to the right area than most of us
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