Anyway, talking of being cüntstruck, hats off to whatsisname off of UKIP for some

[Burney]

impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html

[Tony C]

Viagra + girl with daddy issues

Excellent combo imo...the perfect storm imo

[Tony C]

Imagine being his son and having to call her mom :)

Won’t last long....

[Luis Anaconda]

impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html

Finally, a politician I could vote for

[Burney]

Viagra + girl with daddy issues

Excellent combo imo...the perfect storm imo

Have you ever met a woman who doesn't have daddy issues, t? I haven't. :shrug:

[Luis Anaconda]

Have you ever met a woman who doesn't have daddy issues, t? I haven't. :shrug:
Your mum probably

[Sir C]

impressive mid-life-crisising. Leaving one's wife for a topless model less than half your age - what could possibly go wrong? :hehe:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-confirms-new-relationship-with-model-half-his-age-a3731461.html

That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.

She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!

[7sisters]

That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.

She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/08/1346FEF800000514-0-image-m-2_1470555100157.jpg

[Sir C]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/08/1346FEF800000514-0-image-m-2_1470555100157.jpg

Thanks for that, 7.

[Luis Anaconda]

That man is a sick fúck and should probably be arrested.

She's taller than him, for fúck's sake!
Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels

[Sir C]

Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels

There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.

[Luis Anaconda]

There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

[Pokster]

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

You hyave sexy time in the pub?? :yikes: Hope they wipe down the bar after

[Luis Anaconda]

You hyave sexy time in the pub?? :yikes: Hope they wipe down the bar after

Only if they notice, p

[7sisters]

Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels

I think this is possibly my favourite
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/10/article-1192162-054BD73E000005DC-400_468x753.jpg

[Sir C]

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

The pub isn't actually a woman, la. It may act as a surrogate woman for certain 'special' individuals, (the Irish) but it isn't a real woman. :-(

[Burney]

I think this is possibly my favourite
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/10/article-1192162-054BD73E000005DC-400_468x753.jpg

:hehe: Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe: Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?

tbf he's closer to the right area than most of us