one of my least favourite days in the office today.

[Pat Vegas]

Secret Santa. :-(

speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?

[Rich]

Secret Santa. :-(

speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?

Me too! I got some silver cufflinks which are quite nice.

One of the partners excitedly told me to follow him out to the car park as well. There he proudly displayed a pair of antlers that he has affixed to his car :-(

[Ash]

Secret Santa. :-(

speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?

I took the Secret Santa day off. We have a bloke who insists on dressing up as Santa and giving everyone compulsory hugs. :-|

Needless to say I refused to be sexually assaulted last year.

[Pat Vegas]

I took the Secret Santa day off. We have a bloke who insists on dressing up as Santa and giving everyone compulsory hugs. :-|

Needless to say I refused to be sexually assaulted last year.

I wish they had combined it with Friday's Christmas jumper day so we could have got it out of the way.

however I do participate in both as it's easier than not to.

[Ash]

I wish they had combined it with Friday's Christmas jumper day so we could have got it out of the way.

however I do participate in both as it's easier than not to.

:-( This is the road to the death camps. Pat. One must make a stand.

I will never own a Christmas jumper.

[Pat Vegas]

:-( This is the road to the death camps. Pat. One must make a stand.

I will never own a Christmas jumper.

People have brought in their own food for a 'buffet' today.
I won't touch any of it.

Someone has brought in some sort of rice with Gherkins in it :puke:

[barrybueno]

People have brought in their own food for a 'buffet' today.
I won't touch any of it.

Someone has brought in some sort of rice with Gherkins in it :puke:

What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.

[Pat Vegas]

What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.

I am in a foul mood today as I've had a terrible weekend.

[Ash]

What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.

Compulsory 'fun'. Do feck orf!

I will be joining them in the pub after for some convivials under the correct circumstances. ie - no 'hilarious' comedy sex toys as gifts etc.

[Burney]

Me too! I got some silver cufflinks which are quite nice.

One of the partners excitedly told me to follow him out to the car park as well. There he proudly displayed a pair of antlers that he has affixed to his car :-(

Must admit, I thought that was going to end up with him either sexually assaulting you or giving you a go on his crack pipe.

[Burney]

Secret Santa. :-(

speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?

I’ve opted out of Secret Santa the last couple of years. It’s bad enough having to waste perfectly good brain cells thinking of presents for people I actually care about without also having to píss about buying for randoms as well.

[SWv2]

one of my least favourite days in the office today.

And mine, however mine is because today is the day after the Xmas Party.

Turns out I called no-one a **** all the same, other than those in general conversation.

:cloud9:

[Pat Vegas]

I’ve opted out of Secret Santa the last couple of years. It’s bad enough having to waste perfectly good brain cells thinking of presents for people I actually care about without also having to píss about buying for randoms as well.

This buffet lunch is also ****.
Basically they are essentially stealing my lunch hour.