Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Monty92]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir C]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did your lad smash his fúcking teeth in in responce? If not, you need to thrash the little fúcker to within an inch of his life.

You're just creating another professional victim. You know that, right?

[Monty92]

Did your lad smash his fúcking teeth in in responce? If not, you need to thrash the little fúcker to within an inch of his life.

You're just creating another professional victim. You know that, right?

The problem is, we've told him that hitting makes you a bully. But little Mohammed is clearly just lashing out in response to western imperialism. How do you teach a three-and-a-half year old *that*?

It's literally a minefield, Jeff :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then he was due a shoeing.

[Burney]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did he shout Allahu Akbar? :-(

[Sir C]

The problem is, we've told him that hitting makes you a bully. But little Mohammed is clearly just lashing out in response to western imperialism. How do you teach a three-and-a-half year old *that*?

It's literally a minefield, Jeff :-(

You love it, you people. You fúcking love it. "Oh, don't come and pogrom our árses, we're so downtrodden and anti-semited!" Man the fúck up, put your hands up, and quit meekly getting fúcked over.

Even the snowflakes of Momentum can whup you pussies. Take some responsibility, for fúck's sake. We're not coming to bail you out again.

(I'm only 98% joking here.)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And how will the school address the parents of the aggressor ?

[Pat Vegas]

Did your lad smash his fúcking teeth in in responce? If not, you need to thrash the little fúcker to within an inch of his life.

You're just creating another professional victim. You know that, right?

Is that the token dad question after finding out the kid had a fight or got hit?
'you shouldn't be fighting son, Did you win?' 'I hope you punched him back'

or is that sort of thing illegal now?

[Sir C]

And how will the school address the parents of the aggressor ?

I'm wondering how the police are going to react when monty goes round and beats the living piss out of mohamed senior.

[Burney]

The problem is, we've told him that hitting makes you a bully. But little Mohammed is clearly just lashing out in response to western imperialism. How do you teach a three-and-a-half year old *that*?

It's literally a minefield, Jeff :-(


Did you point out that this was clearly an anti-semitic attack?

[Monty92]

Did he shout Allahu Akbar? :-(

:hehe:

I'm gonna send my boy in tomorrow with some pork-based treats as a peace offering.

[Sir C]

Is that the token dad question after finding out the kid had a fight or got hit?
'you shouldn't be fighting son, Did you win?' 'I hope you punched him back'

or is that sort of thing illegal now?

Illegal schmillegal. If you don't teach kids to fight you'll end up with a generation of self-absorbed snowflakes.

Oh.

[Burney]

You love it, you people. You fúcking love it. "Oh, don't come and pogrom our árses, we're so downtrodden and anti-semited!" Man the fúck up, put your hands up, and quit meekly getting fúcked over.

Even the snowflakes of Momentum can whup you pussies. Take some responsibility, for fúck's sake. We're not coming to bail you out again.

(I'm only 98% joking here.)

To be fair, Israel has rather bucked the historical trend of Jews being whipping boys.

[Sir C]

To be fair, Israel has rather bucked the historical trend of Jews being whipping boys.

Yes, Israel has, but clearly Israel attracted the jews with a bit of back bone. In my experience, jews in this country display a certain wimpiness which makes one ache to kick their testes in.

[Pat Vegas]

Did you point out that this was clearly an anti-semitic attack?

I have a hand written report here.

'my dad said Alexis Sanchez is one of the top 10 players in the world'
smack, 'stop lying Jewish faith person, and Ozil isn't your neighbour,'

[Monty92]

I'm wondering how the police are going to react when monty goes round and beats the living piss out of mohamed senior.

I've only ever seen his mum (well, the limited part of her face not covered). She's a total sour-faced bitch who I have never seen make any attempt to interact with any other parents.

Actually, that sounds a bit like me :-\

[Pat Vegas]

I've only ever seen his mum (well, the limited part of her face not covered). She's a total sour-faced bitch who I have never seen make any attempt to interact with any other parents.

Actually, that sounds a bit like me :-\

Are you suggesting you are all the same?

[Sir C]

I've only ever seen his mum (well, the limited part of her face not covered). She's a total sour-faced bitch who I have never seen make any attempt to interact with any other parents.

Actually, that sounds a bit like me :-\

You should make her kid watch as you pour boiling water over her. You've got to set a good example here, for fúck's sake.

[Burney]

Yes, Israel has, but clearly Israel attracted the jews with a bit of back bone. In my experience, jews in this country display a certain wimpiness which makes one ache to kick their testes in.

Hmmm. This comes across as a wee bit anti-semitic of you. :-\

[Burney]

You should make her kid watch as you pour boiling water over her. You've got to set a good example here, for fúck's sake.


:nod: Psychotic, but fair.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. This comes across as a wee bit anti-semitic of you. :-\

I'm sorry, in that case I have expressed myself poorly, because anti-semitism is certainly not a trait or view I would have any truck with, as well you know.

One's friends as well as one's enemies may have sub-optimal characteristics, b. And surely one is more likely to ne open and honest to one's friends about these matters? Not that that little **** monty is my friend.

[Burney]

:hehe:

I'm gonna send my boy in tomorrow with some pork-based treats as a peace offering.

Might be worth checking on their immigration status imo.

[Sir C]

:nod: Psychotic, but fair.

:shrug: There's nothing psychotic about it. If you lift your hand to me, you'd better be prepared to keep going, because I'm not going to stop until you're incapacitated.

That, to me, is a reasonable response to such matters. Obviously he can't punch a child - that would be wrong. But clearly the mother should suffer.

[Burney]

I'm sorry, in that case I have expressed myself poorly, because anti-semitism is certainly not a trait or view I would have any truck with, as well you know.

One's friends as well as one's enemies may have sub-optimal characteristics, b. And surely one is more likely to ne open and honest to one's friends about these matters? Not that that little **** monty is my friend.

I know. I was only being silly.

[Sir C]

I know. I was only being silly.

No, I insist that this minor misunderstanding was my fault for expressing myself clumsily, which put you in a difficult and potentially embarrassing situation.

I apologise unreservedly and will do all in my power to ensure that there is no repitition of this regrettable incident.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Its the revenge attack I fear

BREAKING NEWS - Incident at a state-funded Creche in East Finchley....

[Burney]

its the revenge attack i fear

breaking news - incident at a state-funded creche in east finchley....


allahu daycare!

[Burney]

No, I insist that this minor misunderstanding was my fault for expressing myself clumsily, which put you in a difficult and potentially embarrassing situation.

I apologise unreservedly and will do all in my power to ensure that there is no repitition of this regrettable incident.

I immediately know you're being insincere the moment you use the word 'sorry'.

[Burney]

:shrug: There's nothing psychotic about it. If you lift your hand to me, you'd better be prepared to keep going, because I'm not going to stop until you're incapacitated.

That, to me, is a reasonable response to such matters. Obviously he can't punch a child - that would be wrong. But clearly the mother should suffer.


There's no need for violence, though. This can easily be sorted out by simply deporting the parents and taking the child into care.

[PSRB]

To be fair, Israel has rather bucked the historical trend of Jews being whipping boys.

Only because they give their lunch money to the biggest boy in the school

[Peter]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell your boy to kick his ****ing head in tomorrow. Problem solved.

It's not rocket science.

[Pokster]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I don't want to accuse you of being a liar and coming out with crap like this just to promote your anti Muslim policy but....... a School will not tell the parent of a child who has been hit which child hit him/her.

So either you are a liar or your child is going to a school that breaks rules.

[Monty92]

:shrug:

They told me this morning that he struggles with English and has also been quite ill recently which both contributed to the incident.





Now I don't want to accuse you of being a liar and coming out with crap like this just to promote your anti Muslim policy but....... a School will not tell the parent of a child who has been hit which child hit him/her.

So either you are a liar or your child is going to a school that breaks rules.

[PSRB]

:shrug:

They told me this morning that he struggles with English and has also been quite ill recently which both contributed to the incident.

In fairness, like most people, they can't help themselves and usually end up telling you who it was :shrug:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dropped my boy off at daycare the other week and a sweet little girl came up to him and cuddled him. She then pulled away, slapped him around the face and stole his dummy :-|

[Burney]

I dropped my boy off at daycare the other week and a sweet little girl came up to him and cuddled him. She then pulled away, slapped him around the face and stole his dummy :-|

I've had relationships like that. :-(

[Monty92]

I've had relationships like that. :-(

With 3-year-olds? :-\

[Pokster]

With 3-year-olds? :-\

now then now then

[Peter]

I've had relationships like that. :-(

That is every heterosexual relationship, summed up in five seconds.

Its a wonderful piece of performance art.

[Burney]

That is every heterosexual relationship, summed up in five seconds.

Its a wonderful piece of performance art.

:nod: They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

[Burney]

With 3-year-olds? :-\

Not quite. I think I was first caught in bed with a girl when I was five, to be fair.

She was also five, for the record.

[Peter]

:nod: They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

Or your house. Or your dignity. Or whatever the law deems them entitled to, which is pretty much everything.

Women, eh :mad:

[eastgermanautos]

You love it, you people. You fúcking love it. "Oh, don't come and pogrom our árses, we're so downtrodden and anti-semited!" Man the fúck up, put your hands up, and quit meekly getting fúcked over.

Even the snowflakes of Momentum can whup you pussies. Take some responsibility, for fúck's sake. We're not coming to bail you out again.

(I'm only 98% joking here.)

Everything is going to the dogs, mate. I should know. I'm profiting from the trend. :hehe: :titsup: