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Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:00 PM
Where the fúck did they come from?

Luis Anaconda
12-06-2017, 03:02 PM
Where the fúck did they come from?

Iceland, sir c

Ash
12-06-2017, 03:02 PM
Where the fúck did they come from?

From the sky, obviously. :-D

Burney
12-06-2017, 03:02 PM
Where the fúck did they come from?

It’ll be those tornadoes that pick up fish and dump them imo.

Or they just evolved according to their environment like everything else.

Burney
12-06-2017, 03:03 PM
Iceland, sir c

I went into Iceland the other day. I was very distressed by their lack of frozen lobster.

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:07 PM
It’ll be those tornadoes that pick up fish and dump them imo.

Or they just evolved according to their environment like everything else.

Are lakes really old, in evolutionary terms? And if the fish in lakes evolved independently, in such a closed environment, how come each lake doesn't contain specific species unknown anywhere else?

Burney
12-06-2017, 03:09 PM
Are lakes really old, in evolutionary terms? And if the fish in lakes evolved independently, in such a closed environment, how come each lake doesn't contain specific species unknown anywhere else?

How do you know they don’t?

In fact, most lakes have been fed by rivers/the sea in the past and only became lakes after geological shifts.

Luis Anaconda
12-06-2017, 03:11 PM
I went into Iceland the other day. I was very distressed by their lack of frozen lobster.

How terrible. I miss Iceland

Viva Prat Vegas
12-06-2017, 03:11 PM
Fish got there the same way the lake got there

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:12 PM
How do you know they don’t?

In fact, most lakes have been fed by rivers/the sea in the past and only became lakes after geological shifts.

What about tarns, then? How many seas are there up mountains?

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:12 PM
Fish got there the same way the lake got there

God, you mean?

First sensible answer. wd sodd.

Burney
12-06-2017, 03:12 PM
What about tarns, then? How many seas are there up mountains?

Do tarns have fishies in?

Burney
12-06-2017, 03:14 PM
God, you mean?

First sensible answer. wd sodd.

How did Nessie get there? He got trapped in the Ice Age or some such shít when the lake got cut off from the sea, didn’t he? That’s just a scientific FACT.

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:14 PM
Do tarns have fishies in?

Some do.*

*I have no idea.

Viva Prat Vegas
12-06-2017, 03:18 PM
Quote "Sir C- God, you mean?
First sensible answer. wd vpv."

It is a god job this question was not asked yesterday

I believe not in God but in geographical evolution
If God had dunnit he would have put some loaves in the lakes too

Ash
12-06-2017, 03:21 PM
I went into Iceland the other day. I was very distressed by their lack of frozen lobster.

:hehe: I can assure you that the stout, earthy Iceland-going shoppers have little use for lobsters. Nor bran-flakes, as I find every time Ms A needs some more. Only heavily-sugared cereals. (May depend on the size of the branch).

It is good for reasonably-priced orange juice, though and for frozen fishes, and four rich malty ales for six quid. They also do one of those pork rolls with the infinite boiled egg running through it that tastes great right out the packet for a quid. :-)

Ash
12-06-2017, 03:25 PM
Are lakes really old, in evolutionary terms? And if the fish in lakes evolved independently, in such a closed environment, how come each lake doesn't contain specific species unknown anywhere else?

They can swim upstream into the lakes. It says so on the signs where the River Cocker leaves Crummock Water ISTR.

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:29 PM
They can swim upstream into the lakes. It says so on the signs where the River Cocker leaves Crummock Water ISTR.

What about lakes which don't have rivers?

:hehe: You said River Cocker.

Ash
12-06-2017, 03:32 PM
What about lakes which don't have rivers?

:hehe: You said River Cocker.

What's the town it heads towards?

Sir C
12-06-2017, 03:34 PM
What's the town it heads towards?

Might it be Cockermouth?

:hehe: I said Cockermouth.

TheCurly
12-07-2017, 09:27 AM
Where the fúck did they come from?

Have you considered that the fish may have been there BEFORE the lake formed?
You should.

IUFG
12-07-2017, 09:41 AM
Where the fúck did they come from?

God, obv :rolleyes:

Not sure which won, of course, but God.

I thought you lot did this won the other day..?

Luis Anaconda
12-07-2017, 09:49 AM
Have you considered that the fish may have been there BEFORE the lake formed?
You should.

But how did they know to be there?

TheCurly
12-07-2017, 09:56 AM
But how did they know to be there?

Dolphins told them obv

Luis Anaconda
12-07-2017, 09:57 AM
Dolphins told them obv

Dolphins are ****ers

Pokster
12-07-2017, 10:00 AM
Dolphins are ****ers

Message reported to Dan Marino

eastgermanautos
12-07-2017, 10:53 AM
But how did they know to be there?

They received an important message and circled back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJLCSsnhLFc

PSRB
12-07-2017, 11:08 AM
How terrible. I miss Iceland

We have the posh Iceland near us. It's bloody marvellous www.thefoodwarehouse.com

Luis Anaconda
12-07-2017, 11:47 AM
We have the posh Iceland near us. It's bloody marvellous www.thefoodwarehouse.com

Posh Iceland :clap: :clap: