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Monty92
12-05-2017, 01:34 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
Sir C
12-05-2017, 01:35 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.
I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.
World's End Stella
12-05-2017, 01:36 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
Erm, it's miles easier to slice a pizza with a pizza cutter and they don't exactly cost a fortune, Monty. :rolleyes:
Burney
12-05-2017, 01:40 PM
Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.
I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.
:nod: I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.
Peter
12-05-2017, 01:40 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
I am afraid I am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there, for once.
Mine is wonderful and I dont even eat pizza. It also looks cool.
Sir C
12-05-2017, 01:41 PM
:nod: I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.
Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(
Burney
12-05-2017, 01:43 PM
Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(
You see very few women with good knife skills. It might be something to do with having tits - although, now I think of it, Tom Kerridge has good knife skills, so that can’t be right.
Luis Anaconda
12-05-2017, 01:44 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
:nod: A bottle opener then doesn't play Brian Moore's commentary of Michael Thomas's goal when you use it
Pat Vegas
12-05-2017, 02:12 PM
Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
you must have a crap pizza cutter my friend.
Actually scissors work quite well too.
Tony C
12-05-2017, 03:22 PM
#BMEPainOlympics
Chief Arrowhead
12-05-2017, 05:26 PM
Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(
WHAAAATT??????? Wha' 'Appened?? Say it ain't so!!!!
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