Good news - I've won that postcode lottery thing . Got the letter

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

this morning informing me I was £325,000 richer and with a bona fide London number to call to confirm.

A very pleasant african gentleman then explained I merely had to pay a fee of £500.00 and my winnings would be processed into my account. I said they could simply deduct the fee from my winnings to save admin fees but he said that it is the law, which he pronounce dee lah, that I must pay the fee first - bit of a nuisance what?

How should I invest my winnings 'wimb? I've already booked an all inclusive 5 star hotel on the Amalfi with my credit card so there should be about 320K left.

[Pat Vegas]

Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo

The missus has gone off at me something alarming fash - talking about how if I mustn't start eating into our capital. I said I can get a perfectly good Gibbo 355 for 3K and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?

[IUFG]

...and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?

no Carol Vorderman, then?

[Pat Vegas]

:hehe: i even get moaned at for small things. ‘You just bought it why are you changing the strings?’
Or
‘Why don’t you get a nice blue or green one?’

[Sir C]

no Carol Vorderman, then?

Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?

RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

no Carol Vorderman, then?

Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with

[IUFG]

Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?

RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.

never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?

https://static.ok.co.uk/media/images/625x417_ct/1055492_1_carol_vorderman_the_one_show_f56abc3c6b0 bc773e1b811fe1257552e.jpg

[Sir C]

never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?

https://static.ok.co.uk/media/images/625x417_ct/1055492_1_carol_vorderman_the_one_show_f56abc3c6b0 bc773e1b811fe1257552e.jpg

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.

[IUFG]

Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with

Only slighting her mathematical capabilities, h. Not all of her...

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

:hehe: i even get moaned at for small things. ‘You just bought it why are you changing the strings?’
Or
‘Why don’t you get a nice blue or green one?’

Tell me abaaaht it !!!! Mine even had the impudence to suggest I actually learn to play mine! Thinks that duck walking around the living room is unseemly in a man of my age and pointing out that Chuck was doing it in his 70's cuts no ice.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.

I bet her growler resembles a Big Mac c

[Luis Anaconda]

Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.
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I though this was the new-look Carol these days

[Pat Vegas]

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I though this was the new-look Carol these days

she's too revealing therefore not as exciting.

[SWv2]

this morning informing me I was £325,000 richer and with a bona fide London number to call to confirm.

A very pleasant african gentleman then explained I merely had to pay a fee of £500.00 and my winnings would be processed into my account. I said they could simply deduct the fee from my winnings to save admin fees but he said that it is the law, which he pronounce dee lah, that I must pay the fee first - bit of a nuisance what?

How should I invest my winnings 'wimb? I've already booked an all inclusive 5 star hotel on the Amalfi with my credit card so there should be about 320K left.

A new set of wrenches and perhaps new overalls.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

A new set of wrenches and perhaps new overalls.

Oh mock me would you? I was going to buy you a nice little caravan in Rathkeale s but you can do one now.

[Pokster]

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I though this was the new-look Carol these days

I see she is just about to draw an I so they can spell Sir C

[Luis Anaconda]

I see she is just about to draw an I so they can spell Sir C

You were looking at the letters? Pervert

[Pokster]

You were looking at the letters? Pervert

Well I have seen far better pictures of her than that... I seem to remember Nicosia had a "thing" for her... the dirty dog

[Sir C]

Well I have seen far better pictures of her than that... I seem to remember Nicosia had a "thing" for her... the dirty dog

Pic? Her, not Nicosia.

[Tony C]

Sir C...just troll him like this chap....


https://youtu.be/N682eopajzA