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Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 01:06 PM
this morning informing me I was £325,000 richer and with a bona fide London number to call to confirm.
A very pleasant african gentleman then explained I merely had to pay a fee of £500.00 and my winnings would be processed into my account. I said they could simply deduct the fee from my winnings to save admin fees but he said that it is the law, which he pronounce dee lah, that I must pay the fee first - bit of a nuisance what?
How should I invest my winnings 'wimb? I've already booked an all inclusive 5 star hotel on the Amalfi with my credit card so there should be about 320K left.
Pat Vegas
11-30-2017, 01:12 PM
Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 01:20 PM
Quick trip over to LA to Norman’s rare guitars imo
The missus has gone off at me something alarming fash - talking about how if I mustn't start eating into our capital. I said I can get a perfectly good Gibbo 355 for 3K and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?
...and she yelled at me that it's a "whole 10% of our winnings!". Women huh?
no Carol Vorderman, then?
Pat Vegas
11-30-2017, 01:30 PM
:hehe: i even get moaned at for small things. ‘You just bought it why are you changing the strings?’
Or
‘Why don’t you get a nice blue or green one?’
Sir C
11-30-2017, 01:31 PM
no Carol Vorderman, then?
Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?
RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 01:32 PM
no Carol Vorderman, then?
Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with
Remember how glorious her bottom was, i? I assume it's gone the way of all flesh, downwards?
RIP Carol Vorderman's bottom.
never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?
https://static.ok.co.uk/media/images/625x417_ct/1055492_1_carol_vorderman_the_one_show_f56abc3c6b0 bc773e1b811fe1257552e.jpg
Sir C
11-30-2017, 01:37 PM
never mind her arse. WTF has happened to her face?
https://static.ok.co.uk/media/images/625x417_ct/1055492_1_carol_vorderman_the_one_show_f56abc3c6b0 bc773e1b811fe1257552e.jpg
Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.
Are you slighting my good lady wife fellow? You would do well to remember I am now a man of means and can simply pay to have you dealt with
Only slighting her mathematical capabilities, h. Not all of her...
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 01:39 PM
:hehe: i even get moaned at for small things. ‘You just bought it why are you changing the strings?’
Or
‘Why don’t you get a nice blue or green one?’
Tell me abaaaht it !!!! Mine even had the impudence to suggest I actually learn to play mine! Thinks that duck walking around the living room is unseemly in a man of my age and pointing out that Chuck was doing it in his 70's cuts no ice.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 01:52 PM
Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.
I bet her growler resembles a Big Mac c
Luis Anaconda
11-30-2017, 02:01 PM
Mother of Christ. If you don't mind I'd rather remain focussed on her arse; the face is too scary.
811
I though this was the new-look Carol these days
Pat Vegas
11-30-2017, 02:08 PM
811
I though this was the new-look Carol these days
she's too revealing therefore not as exciting.
this morning informing me I was £325,000 richer and with a bona fide London number to call to confirm.
A very pleasant african gentleman then explained I merely had to pay a fee of £500.00 and my winnings would be processed into my account. I said they could simply deduct the fee from my winnings to save admin fees but he said that it is the law, which he pronounce dee lah, that I must pay the fee first - bit of a nuisance what?
How should I invest my winnings 'wimb? I've already booked an all inclusive 5 star hotel on the Amalfi with my credit card so there should be about 320K left.
A new set of wrenches and perhaps new overalls.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-30-2017, 02:28 PM
A new set of wrenches and perhaps new overalls.
Oh mock me would you? I was going to buy you a nice little caravan in Rathkeale s but you can do one now.
Pokster
11-30-2017, 03:26 PM
811
I though this was the new-look Carol these days
I see she is just about to draw an I so they can spell Sir C
Luis Anaconda
11-30-2017, 03:31 PM
I see she is just about to draw an I so they can spell Sir C
You were looking at the letters? Pervert
Pokster
11-30-2017, 03:52 PM
You were looking at the letters? Pervert
Well I have seen far better pictures of her than that... I seem to remember Nicosia had a "thing" for her... the dirty dog
Sir C
11-30-2017, 03:53 PM
Well I have seen far better pictures of her than that... I seem to remember Nicosia had a "thing" for her... the dirty dog
Pic? Her, not Nicosia.
Tony C
11-30-2017, 04:02 PM
Sir C...just troll him like this chap....
https://youtu.be/N682eopajzA
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