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TheCurly
11-28-2017, 02:59 PM
listening to a mate on the wireless and he's been all dead and everything :-(

Burney
11-28-2017, 03:00 PM
listening to a mate on the wireless and he's been all dead and everything :-(

Is he communicating from beyond, c?

TheCurly
11-28-2017, 03:02 PM
Is he communicating from beyond, c?

A wee radio special on his anniversary :-(
Songs are one thing but the interview is altogether weird

Sir C
11-28-2017, 03:04 PM
A wee radio special on his anniversary :-(
Songs are one thing but the interview is altogether weird

Makes you think, dunnit. There he was, being interviewed, all alive and everything, with thoughts and ideas and beliefs and words and fears and hopes and all that. Next minute, dead, and NONE OF IT MATTERED.

It's a waste of time being alive and we all might as well be dead, that's my considered view.

TheCurly
11-28-2017, 03:06 PM
Makes you think, dunnit. There he was, being interviewed, all alive and everything, with thoughts and ideas and beliefs and words and fears and hopes and all that. Next minute, dead, and NONE OF IT MATTERED.

It's a waste of time being alive and we all might as well be dead, that's my considered view.

Exactly.Burn the candle at both ends.Eat dead beastie in lard,drink like a swine and smoke like a chimberley

Burney
11-28-2017, 03:09 PM
Makes you think, dunnit. There he was, being interviewed, all alive and everything, with thoughts and ideas and beliefs and words and fears and hopes and all that. Next minute, dead, and NONE OF IT MATTERED.

It's a waste of time being alive and we all might as well be dead, that's my considered view.

:music:
"So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
All those people, all those lives
Where are they now?
With loves, and hates
And passions just like mine
They were born
And then they lived
And then they died
It seems so unfair
I want to cry"

That's right. You've turned into Morrissey. :hehe:

Sir C
11-28-2017, 03:15 PM
:music:
"So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
All those people, all those lives
Where are they now?
With loves, and hates
And passions just like mine
They were born
And then they lived
And then they died
It seems so unfair
I want to cry"

That's right. You've turned into Morrissey. :hehe:

I prefer Beckett, I think.

"They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams for an instant, then it's night once more."

"Down in the hole, lingeringly, the gravedigger puts on the forceps."

Burney
11-28-2017, 03:24 PM
I prefer Beckett, I think.

"They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams for an instant, then it's night once more."

"Down in the hole, lingeringly, the gravedigger puts on the forceps."

Does one 'put on' forceps? :-(

The Venerable Bede described life as equivalent to a sparrow flying into a mead hall from the night, being bathed in warmth and light for a brief period and then flying back out into darkness.

Cheery lot, yer Anglo-Saxons.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-28-2017, 03:55 PM
I prefer Beckett, I think.

"They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams for an instant, then it's night once more."

"Down in the hole, lingeringly, the gravedigger puts on the forceps."

Only I hear the stones lament them:
deep they delved us, fair they wrought us,
high they builded us;
but they are gone. They are gone.

Sir C
11-28-2017, 03:57 PM
Only I hear the stones lament them:
deep they delved us, fair they wrought us,
high they builded us;
but they are gone. They are gone.

The Hobbit?

redgunamo
11-28-2017, 04:04 PM
The Hobbit?

This lad, I think. Is he a hobbit, was he in that book? I lost track.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/3/33/Legolas_-_in_Two_Towers.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120916035151

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-28-2017, 04:04 PM
One of the grown up ones I think - I'm having it for my epitaph c.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-28-2017, 04:05 PM
This lad, I think. Is he a hobbit, was he in that book? I lost track.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/3/33/Legolas_-_in_Two_Towers.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120916035151

He's an elf you blithering arse r!

redgunamo
11-28-2017, 04:08 PM
He's an elf you blithering arse r!

Oh? Well he looks like a girl, that's for certain.

TheCurly
11-28-2017, 04:10 PM
He's an elf you blithering arse r!

According to Tolkein he is between 500 and 2,000 years old.I do believe old JRR was on the gear

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-28-2017, 04:22 PM
. . . . . . . .

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-28-2017, 04:22 PM
Oh? Well he looks like a girl, that's for certain.

Well quite r. If I ever found myself in gaol for an extended period and had to consider talking my pleasure in the 'back of beyond' so to speak, I would prefer someone that at least looked like a girl.

SWv2
11-28-2017, 05:13 PM
listening to a mate on the wireless and he's been all dead and everything :-(

Mr Kennedy?

Mad that it's a year since.

:old:

Ash
11-29-2017, 01:13 PM
Exactly.Burn the candle at both ends.Eat dead beastie in lard,drink like a swine and smoke like a chimberley

Unfortunately Sir C is now a non-smoking, teetotal vegan who wants to live until there is absolutely no reason to be alive at all. :-(

Unless one fears the pit of eternal damnation, of course. Luckily, that's made up.

Sir C
11-29-2017, 01:15 PM
Unfortunately Sir C is now a non-smoking, teetotal vegan who wants to live until there is absolutely no reason to be alive at all. :-(

Unless one fears the pit of eternal damnation, of course. Luckily, that's made up.

:nod: Haven't had a drink since Sunday - and not a drop will touch my lips until Friday.

68 days since I enjoyed a fag.

Haven't had a cigarette in more than two months.

Burney
11-29-2017, 01:18 PM
:nod: Haven't had a drink since Sunday - and not a drop will touch my lips until Friday.

68 days since I enjoyed a fag.

Haven't had a cigarette in more than two months.

I am in the pub, where I have spotted this fellow, whose look I greatly admire.

He is about 4’11”, btw.

805

Sir C
11-29-2017, 01:21 PM
I am in the pub, where I have spotted this fellow, whose look I greatly admire.

He is about 4’11”, btw.

805

Are you sure it's a chap? You wouldn't want to misgender someone.

Burney
11-29-2017, 01:22 PM
Are you sure it's a chap? You wouldn't want to misgender someone.

I wasn’t sure at first due to the tits and the Joan Armatrading hairdo, but he’s definitely a geezer.

TheCurly
11-29-2017, 04:01 PM
Mr Kennedy?

Mad that it's a year since.

:old:

that's the very fella