So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me

[Sir C]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out :-(

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

[Ash]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out :-(

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

A spot of discipline might be needed.

GLWTP

[Sir C]

A spot of discipline might be needed.

GLWTP

Yes, I must learn to wear appropriate clothing when he's awake :-(

[Burney]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out :-(

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls

[Sir C]

It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls

Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.

[Burney]

Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.

:hehe: I now have an image of him swinging by his claws from your clockweights while you hop around the room shouting 'OOYAH, ME PLUMS!' and similar.

It really is most amusing. :hehe:

[Peter]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out :-(

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

[Sir C]

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

[Burney]

I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.


Hang on. Were you sitting down?

I've sat on those seats, for god's sake. :-(

[Burney]

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question


Cats are usually naked, p.

[Peter]

I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

In the buff? At your age?

With cats about?

[Sir C]

In the buff? At your age?

With cats about?

At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?

[Peter]

At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?

In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.

[Sir C]

In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.

The human body is a beautiful thing, p.

[Burney]

In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.

I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

He's worse than Weinstein imo.

[Peter]

I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

He's worse than Weinstein imo.

Presumably you would be sitting on these chairs full clothed? Does it really matter? Unless you are intending to lick them first I think you are ok.

Perhaps bring a packet of wet wipes for your next visit?

[Sir C]

I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

He's worse than Weinstein imo.

Are you telling me I shouldn't be naked in my own home?

My bottom is perfectly hygienic, thank you.

[Peter]

The human body is a beautiful thing, p.

It sort of isn't though, is it. Its actually a bit gross.

[Burney]

Are you telling me I shouldn't be naked in my own home?

My bottom is perfectly hygienic, thank you.

Be as naked as you like, but try not to press your hairy, sweaty arse crack on surfaces that other humans may touch. That's all I ask.