So, Venezuela is bankrupt then.

[Sir C]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

[TheCurly]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

Eh? Don't they like have all the oil?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

stole all the money.

[Luis Anaconda]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

Longest game of Monopoly ever

[Sir C]

Eh? Don't they like have all the oil?

Yes, they have lots and lots and lots of oil.

Then they elected socialists :-(

[Pokster]

Yes, they have lots and lots and lots of oil.

Then they elected socialists :-(

They have lots and lots of oil... and nothing else, so when the oil price dropped they were ****ed

[Sir C]

They have lots and lots of oil... and nothing else, so when the oil price dropped they were ****ed

Yes, like poor Saudi Arabia and Indonesia, completely bankrupt :-(

No. Wait.

[Burney]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

About 10 years ago, I argued with Graham Linehan on his blog about this. He was touting Chavez as a socialist hero and evidence that socialism works. I pointed out that it it would end in disaster, starvation, oppression and murder. He called me a ****.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[Pokster]

Yes, like poor Saudi Arabia and Indonesia, completely bankrupt :-(

No. Wait.

It's what they do with the money that counts.. Saudi helped control the tprice and have so much money in reserve that were happy to get the price down to mess up smaller producing nations (and also try to end the American fracking industry)

[Burney]

They have lots and lots of oil... and nothing else, so when the oil price dropped they were ****ed

They píssed the lot up the wall by populist giveaways, grand ‘anti-capitalist’ gestures and corruption. Notably, they failed to invest in a sustainable economic infrastructure. Now they’re fùcked.

[Sir C]

It's what they do with the money that counts.. Saudi helped control the tprice and have so much money in reserve that were happy to get the price down to mess up smaller producing nations (and also try to end the American fracking industry)

Exactly so. And what did the socialist fúcknuggets do with it? They píssed it up the wall and embezzled it. Because they're lefties.

[TheCurly]

They píssed the lot up the wall by populist giveaways, grand ‘anti-capitalist’ gestures and corruption. Notably, they failed to invest in a sustainable economic infrastructure. Now they’re fùcked.

They are sellin all their birds B :-(

https://www.rosebrides.com/venezuelan-brides.html

[Burney]

They are sellin all their birds B :-(

https://www.rosebrides.com/venezuelan-brides.html

There’s some right old boilers in there, c. :-(

Who wants a 49 year old mail order bride, ffs?

[TheCurly]

There’s some right old boilers in there, c. :-(

Who wants a 49 year old mail order bride, ffs?

Times are tough over there B,sorta bit of a fire sale going on

[Sir C]

Times are tough over there B,sorta bit of a fire sale going on

There's one there who's about 30 but claims to be 64. That seems an odd way to lie about your age.

[Burney]

Times are tough over there B,sorta bit of a fire sale going on

Some of the younger ones are alright. I’ve got a spare bedroom. Do you think any of them will be up for a role as a maid of all works/sexual plaything in Hertfordshire, c?

[Burney]

There's one there who's about 30 but claims to be 64. That seems an odd way to lie about your age.

Socialist, you see? No idea how to sell themselves.

[TheCurly]

Some of the younger ones are alright. I’ve got a spare bedroom. Do you think any of them will be up for a role as a maid of all works/sexual plaything in Hertfordshire, c?

Just tell her it's the Bolivian Republic of Hertfordshire and she'll be over in a jiffy

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would stay away from Pilup
I know a transer when I see one

[Burney]

Just tell her it's the Bolivian Republic of Hertfordshire and she'll be over in a jiffy

This one looks a bit like the Predator, c.

789 790

[Burney]

I would stay away from Pilup
I know a transer when I see one

Also ‘Piluk’ is a very silly name.

[Pat Vegas]

What's the reason this time? "It wasn't real socialism" or "America done it"?

All that cheap petrol they were selling.

[Burney]

All that cheap petrol they were selling.

Yup. Didn’t they give Ken Livingstone a shedload at one point. Dozy ****s.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:nod:
No prizes for guessing where PilUK wants to end up living

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would not want a Venezualan bride called HeyStalin
For obvious reasons

[Pokster]

I would not want a Venezualan bride called HeyStalin
For obvious reasons

You're gay?

[Burney]

I would not want a Venezualan bride called HeyStalin
For obvious reasons

:hehe:

Curse you, Awimb! I’m on a train and the woman next to me just saw me scrolling through a Website advertising Venezuelan mail order brides and chuckling to myself and gave me an absolutely filthy look before getting off at Tottenham Hale. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

When I call out for her the neighbours might talk
And get me arrested

[Burney]

When I call out for her the neighbours might talk
And get me arrested

Amusingly, I note her real name is Heydrich. So she’s named after the architect of the final solution, which is nice.

She’s quite pretty, but likes weightlifting which is alarming.

Also she never drinks, so she can fúck off.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:hehe:

Take a look at Page 3
There is a Fannyblu on there
( SFW and SF train journeys )

[Burney]

:hehe:

Take a look at Page 3
There is a Fannyblu on there
( SFW and SF train journeys )

Christ! Bit fúcking needy, isn’t she? Our Fanny sounds like hard work.


I want a man with sensitivity, who likes to be with his partner. It is important that you enjoy working, sharing with peesonas to create a pleasant atmosphere with respect. No racism or discrimination. Make him a real knight. I could list a myriad of qualities, however, I expect spontaneity.

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe:

Curse you, Awimb! I’m on a train and the woman next to me just saw me scrolling through a Website advertising Venezuelan mail order brides and chuckling to myself and gave me an absolutely filthy look before getting off at Tottenham Hale. :-(

tbf is she was going to Tottenham Hale she was on no position to judge