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Sir C
11-13-2017, 01:40 PM
when he saw his wife's body on their wedding night, haven't we? She eventually, of course, obtained an annulment on the grounds of non-consummation.

I, in common with the rest of you sheep, always understood this story as an illustration of how naive Ruskin was, not realising that women come with pubic hair attached; however, having watched the film Effie Gray recently, I can confirm that Mrs Ruskin was, indeed, a ginger.

Imagine being confronted with an unkempt ginger minge on your wedding night. No wonder the poor bástard legged it. :-(

Herbert Augustus Chapman
11-13-2017, 01:47 PM
Faggit . . . .